^ is lying about kitty lying about "^" and "<", him born today, and me (star wars for the lose)
< is awesome because his awesome house is full of awesome food made by awesome people like me, that also have awesome houses full of awesome food made by other awesome people like the awesome people mentioned before
v is hating himself for getting confused by this confusingly confusing post, and hating me too for confusingly posting this confusingly confusing post filled with confusion