Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[Fixari]

Granted. Now you have to sign everything because your eardrums burst.

I wish that I had a whistle.

[implosion]

Granted, but it's fur-lined so it doesn't make any noise.

I wish that I had $1,000,000 that is not stolen, burned, or destroyed in any way, that isn't counterfeit and is legal tender in the U.S., that I will stay in the U.S. until I am done spending it, that I can spend in any way I want, and that inflation will go slowly enough for me to spend it all before it loses a significant amount of its value.

[Fixari]

Granted, but you get kidnapped and have to give the kidnappers the money before they let you go.

I wish that there was a way to get rid of this sore.

[implosion]

Granted, there is a way. No one knows it.

I wish that I had $1,000,000 that is not stolen, burned, or destroyed in any way, that isn't counterfeit and is legal tender in the U.S., that I will stay in the U.S. until I am done spending it, that I can spend in any way I want, that I will not be forced to spend or use it in any way, that no harm will come to me or anyone I know due to the money, and that inflation will go slowly enough for me to spend it all before it loses a significant amount of its value.

[Fixari]

*automated voice* This wish has already been asked. Please ask for another. *end automated voice*

I wish that there was a way to get rid of my sniffles.

[dragonhuman]

granted but wait, sorry you got the whopping cough (however its spelt)

I wish for the next commenter to die

[sSethia]

Granted, but you have to pay for my funeral.

I wish I was fat.

[Fixari]

Granted, you're made out of fat.

I wish that I had a container of unlimited hot chocolate.

[implosion]

Granted. You accidentally spill it, and it just keeps gushing out. It burns you and floods your house/apartment/place where you live and breaks your computer, causing thousands of dollars in property damage.

I wish it would rain in some random city I've never heard of on some other continent.

[sSethia]

Granted, but it rains so much and deprives your area of water, causing a long drought.

I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate donut on the table.

[Scaredgirl]

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