Elements the Game Forum - Free Online Fantasy Card Game
Other Topics => Forum Games => Off-Topic Discussions => Forum Game Archive => Topic started by: Ohmega on January 27, 2010, 07:32:18 pm
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You get it, but you don't have electricity.
I wish to have some upgraded cards.
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Granted, but now your account resets itself immediately after.
I wish I had electricity back to run my fixed laptop!
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Wish is granted, but your hard drive is empty.
I want to be a false god.
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Granted, but you can do nothing but duel with noobs 24/7
I wish I had a x3 mark.
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Granted, but it gives your opponent the quanta.
I wish me a pet hydra.
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Granted, but it runs away from you to live with the Loch Ness Monster.
I wish I had the intelligence, and money, to breed a dragon.
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Granted, but the dragon is smarter than you and will eat you.
I wish me a dumb dragobn that won't eat me, kille me or run away. It also don't disaper and dies.
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Granted, but it just stares at the wall with it's mouth open, breathing heavily.
I wish I could fly!
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You can fly, but you can't land.
I wish me were an element.
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Granted. However, you are Holmium, with elemental symbol "Ho."
I wish I had a taco.
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Granted, but all the ingredients are spoiled rotten.
I wish I had more money.
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Granted, but the economy turned so far backwards that your new stack of bills have a negative monetary value.
I wish for more time to finish all my work.
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Granted, but your work is no longer required after you finish it.
I wish I was a dragon
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Granted, but you're dead. Have fun making use of your existence.
I wish for world peace!
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Granted, but aliens come and utterly destroy our disarmed masses.
I wish I had my left little finger back.
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Granted, but shortly thereafter, your left arm is amputated.
I wish I were as cool as the next person to post.
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granted, but that's not an achivement.
i wish to be cooler.
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Granted, but you're frozen in a block of ice and stuck in a refrigerator for eternity.
I wish J. D. Salinger is still alive.
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granted, but he's blind and mute.
i wish for five guys burgers and fries.
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Granted, but the bill adds up to ten thousand dollars.
I wish the world was mine.
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granted, but, well... you know...
i wish for a faster computer.
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Granted, but it gets stolen even before it arrived at your house.
I wish for a bigger house.
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granted, but it has no insulation or heat.
i wish for more nice people.
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Bah humbug, why would I grant THAT wish? Get out before I destroy you.
Hrmph, you still want that wish granted? Well, fine, you noob. "Granted, except you're not one of them." Oh yeah. I'm mean.
...I make a pretty good mean person, don't I :P
I wish for a new iPod.
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Granted, but it has no charger input and subsequently dies after a few hours use.
I wish for change in humanity.
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Granted, but that "Change" amounts to 5 pennies and 2 nickels.
I wish for another wish! :D
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Granted. But your wish was delivered on opposite day.
I wish for nothing!
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Granted, but something comes out shortly thereafter.
I wish that that I had no wish.
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granted, but your apathy spreads.
i wish for time.
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Granted. But your time is coming to an end.
I wish for a PC
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You get a crappy Windows 95.
I wish Elements has 1000 cards for every element, and they're not bogus cards, nor are they all rare. They are available for all to buy. They're all useful, strategic, and have synergy with other elements.
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Granted, but the volume of information and graphics required to use them crashes your computer, the server, and the entire Internet.
I wish for a wish that won't be corrupted.
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Granted. You have finally thought of a wish that can't be corrupted. But you didn't actually get anything.
I wish for an ubercomputer that can process the 1000 cards for every element. And that ubercomputer belongs to me. I have full access to it and all its features. It can be used to play all games, including Elements. And once I play Elements on that ubercomputer, nothing bad will happen to my account, to the game, to Zanz, to the new cards, to myself, to the world, or to the universe.
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Granted. But everyone that's not you or Zanz dies a horrible screaming death, and Zanz refuses to support the game on account of the death of all of his friends and family.
I use my uncorruptable wish from earlier and wish for an infinite supply of Ben and Jerry's Toffee Heath Coffee Crunch ice cream and a complete immunity to any ill health that said ice cream might inflict on me. ;p
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Granted, but not only is it melted, it is boiling at a scorching 212 degrees Fahrenheit and it will continue to stay at that temperature until it boils away completely.
I wish for the next poster to not make a wish.
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Your wish fails because you tried to corrupt a definitionally uncorruptable wish.
I wish for a new Water card that gives mono-Water a viable FG farming deck.
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Granted, but FGs get taken out and replaced with TG(True Gods) which are 5 times as hard.
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You didn't make a wish that time, so I corrupt the empty space surrounding your post.
I wish for people to stop trying to find loopholes in this thread.
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Garanted, but than alienc come and keep searching.
I wish for my head to explode (I really like explosions)!!!
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Granted, but the explosion is pathetic - it's basically a squeak and then stuff drifting down.
I wish that I had lasted longer in the tourney >.>
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garanted, but it's only a second or so longer.
i wish my head would explode clean off my body.
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Granted, but it doesn't happen until you have been dead and buried for ten years.
I wish I had remembered to include a wish on my previous post.
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Granted, but the wish is not granted.
I wish that my head would come back.
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Granted, but it goes away as soon as you touch it.
I wish for a adible corndog.
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Nothing to grant makes me a sad panda :(
I wish I could gain more cards in elements.
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Granted, but then Elements goes down for maintenance indefinitely. Now look what you've done.
I wish i could fly!
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Granted, but a flying weapon stabs you in the back.
I wish to se a shooting star. (wow, i just gave myself an idea!)
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Granted, but you blinked and missed it.
I wish everyone in the world was dead except me.
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Granted, but than jou are driven mad by the silence and kill yourself.
I wish my mouth to forever be full of maple sirup
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Granted. But it dries. So now you have a useless mouth. You die to starvation.
I wish this wish was granted!
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Granted, but when I become a mod I go back and change your wish.
I wish to find a loophole in this system.
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Granted, but an "accident" occurs and your dead body is mysteriously found in a back alley the very next day.
I wish that my desk wasn't so cluttered.
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Granted, you are not allowed to have cards in your deck and you auto-lose all your matches.
I wish all my cards were upgraded.
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Granted, but they're all Sundials.
For some reason. :P
I wish to increase homework productivity by 15.7 % annually!
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Granted, but sleep time is down 32.7% and your health declines 3.2% daily.
I wish I was Immune to all disease!
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Granted, but scientists then classify malaria as "not a disease" and you get it and die.
I wish that every droplet of blood in the world turned into liquid gold.
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granted, but then king midas kills you for making this wish.
i wish for 30 dollars.
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Granted, but then you lose the money.
I wish I could venture into a black hole and not die.
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Granted, but once you come out, you die.
I wish I knew what color my guts were.
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granted, but your method of seeing them (namely, puking them out.) kills you.
i wish for alchemy to work.
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Granted, but it only works for everyone else in the world and not you.
I wish for better music to listen to.
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granted, but you didn't specify what "better music" meant.
i wish for a magic carp. (not the pokemon.)
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Magicarp :P
Granted, but the only magic it can do is kill itself without even exerting any effort.
I wish that I had l33t haxxing skillzorz.
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granted, but you can only speak in ASCII/1337 for the rest of your life.
i wish to learn Japanese faster.
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Granted, but you forget English. heh.
I wish I could punch a wall and break it!
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You punched the wall, and broke it. You also broke your hand.
I wish Elements becomes the most popular game in the world. If you're a real Elements fan, don't you dare corrupt this!
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Granted. But then, it-
it-
it-
must find a loophole!
o.k.
I love elements, but I am not a "fan". I go BEYOND being a "fan": I am an Elements WORSHIPER.
So: Granted, but the server overloads within a few minutes and Elements is suspended indefinitely.
I wish that I could get more sleep >.<
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Granted, you fall into an eternal sleep :)
I wish I was invincible.
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Granted, but nobody wants to play you anymore.
I wish I had a lot of slaves that CAN'T betray me and AREN'T dumb, or physically helpless.
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Granted, but they die beacouse of plauge. That plauge spreads to your home, so you and your family die.
I wish i was a fish.
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Granted, but you're a Tiny Reef Fish, with the shortest life span of any vertebrate (59 days).
I wish that school is banned from the world.
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Yes! i'm a fish! and i get to die in more than 5 days!
Granted, but than everyone is so dumb they get eaten by caterpilars (?).
I wish i would be zan's brother.
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Granted but zan is jealous and kills you.
I wish I was a quintessenced, burrowed creature, with a buff that makes me impervious even to shields debuffs, and I could exit from the game, and all my powers remain, and I can't die or suffer in any way possible, and I can manipulate the space-time continuum xD
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Granted. But you cost 10000000 quanta and ends up being discarded. :D
I wish that my pen had more ink in it.
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Granted, but it explodes and you get full of ink.
I wish nobody else wished anything else.
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Granted, but than someone wishes something (not anything) else.
I wish i wouldnt grant that last wish
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Granted, but you ripped the fabric in the world of simplicity and managed to undo it.
I wish that this wish was simpler.
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Granted, but in order for that to happen everyone loses their ability to use common sense and logical reasoning.
I wish I had a kitty!
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Granted! But it kills you! Because it's a lion cub!
I wish the interrobang was more widely used‽
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Granted, but all other forms of punctuation are removed from use and everyone is forced to write, and speak, exclaiming questions.
I wish we had other punctuation again‽
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Granted, but the interrobang becomes obsolete once more. :(
I wish that a random idea for a new topic in this subforum will come to me!
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Granted, but it's a terrible one that will get you banned from this forum, and the game, indefinitely.
I wish I could win all the tournies held here :D
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Granted, but no more tournies are held. Everyone got bored.
I wish that every link in the world led to smouch.net/lol !
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Granted, but the internet goes offline forever because the president got rickrolled and threw a hissy-fit.
I wish I didn't just get rickrolled XD
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Granted, but you lost the game instead.
I wish I could write a book.
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Granted. But just as you finish it all in one night, you accidentally alt+f4 it and press "Do Not Save", just like I did. :D
I wish that the next thing I ate was caviar.
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granted, but it's rotten.
i wish for cheese!
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Granted, but it's stinking bishop.
I wish I could change the past.
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Granted, but you accidentally go back in time and shoot your own grandfather.
I wish that the planets revolved around me!
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Granted, but your gravitational pull was too great and forced all the planets to come hurdling at you.
I wish we could get a better chat.
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Granted, but no one goes to it except you. For some reason. O.o
I wish that my keyboard had no gunk underneath it.
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Granted, you now have keyboard with gunk on top of it :)
I wish I had a quad processor in my computer.
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Granted, but good luck using your computer without its hard drive, monitor, keyboard, mouse, and motherboard.
I wish for a white Christmas!
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Granted. Now everything is colored only in different shades of white. No red or green anymore.
I wish everyone would stop corrupting wishes, including this one.
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Granted, but I don't want to confuse my brain thinking of another loophole so your wish somehow fails.
I wish that Otyughs started off with 500 and they are really rare and everyone else had their Otyughs deleted from their decks except me!
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Granted, but they cost 1337 quanta.
I wish I was the smartest man to have ever existed.
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Granted, but you die, crushed by a meteorite.
I wish I was Chuck Norris. And if anyone says "granted" he will be round-kicked and thus die.
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Granted, but after this you will know that Chuck Norris is only the person of a telefilm, so nothing happens.
I wish someone continue my wish
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Granted, but that someone is some retard who spends waaay too much time on the forums (a.k.a. Icybraker).
I wish I had a katana!
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Granted, but it isn't useful beacouse it is almost 1 nm (nanometer) thick
I wish i would know how to count to 2047572645926540436739563789467289467593650365936598...
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_/\_
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Granted, but after you've reached the number, you can't stop and you just keep counting...
and counting...
and counting...
and counting...
and counting...
and counting...
I wish that all my homework was done.
and counting...
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I dont want to count to there... i just wished i could.
Granted, but its so wrong you get 5 fs and get grounded for a year.
I wish i could make a wish.
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Granted, but I corrupted it.
I wish this server wouldn't crash so much >.<
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Granted, Now it stays permanently down for you.
I wish the oracle would give me a nymph :)
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Granted. But your hand accidentally twitches and hits the "sell" button. Then your hand twitches again and hits the "reset account" button. Then your hand twitches again and stabs your eyeball out.
I wish that Pixlr wouldn't crash on me :(
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Granted, your OS just starts crashing on you constantly and for no reason.
I wish I had my ps3 already.
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Granted, but it came in 3 parts: left part, right part, and note that says "Sorry I took the middle part".
I wish that every hamburger in the world was as juicy as the one I just ate.
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Granted, but now you hate hamburgers.
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Granted, but it was a dumb wish and everyone hated it.
I wish I hadn't joined too late for the short story contest.
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granted, but you came in last.
i wish for more tea to have.
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Granted, but you don't have a teacup, a teapot, or water for that matter.
I wish that eBay actually sold good-quality stuff.
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Granted, but they only sell it to people from Sequim, WA, USA.
I wish for the new Life, Light, and Death shields to be awesome!
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Granted, but there is a glitch so they add damage instead of reducing it.
I wish noone would corrupt my (next) wish.
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Granted, but you forget to make your next wish.
I wish I would always get a good draw.
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Granted, Elentier will corrupt your next wish. (just kidding!)
Granted, but it's only when playing Poker with people who won't bet any real money.
I wish I hadn't just been ninja'd by CB!
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Granted, You were Ninja'd by a noob.
I wish the Oracle gave me a card this time.
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Granted, but it glitched your account and you have to reset it.
I wish the Colts would win the Superbowl today.
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Granted, but they are the only ones who know it besides you, so if you say that to anyone, everyone will laugh at you.
I wish noone would corrupt my (next) wish.
I wish that this is a loophole.
AND IT IS! BOOYA!
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Granted, but the universe implodes because you used an incorruptible wish in the "Corrupt a Wish!" thread.
I wish people would stop trying to logically break the corrupt a wish game.
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Granted: instead of merely trying, they succeed!
I wish my son would learn how to use the bathroom by himself.
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Granted, but he doesn't learn to do anything else by himself.
I wish the forums and wiki and everything is fixed! Don't you dare corrupt this one if you like the forums!
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Granted, but you die alone and broken-hearted.
I wish for a corn dog!
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Granted, but it went so well with your steak-and-potatoes dog, that you ate them all.... and now you have no dogs....
I wish for a 6 of every upgraded card including nymphs from my next oracle spin, and it doesn't glitch my account.
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granted, but your computer explodes and when you get a new one you already forget your password. DANG!
I wish.
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Granted, but.
I wish I was a web designer as good as zanz
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Granted, but a strange quirk of tax law prevents you from making any income doing it.
I wish I had a moose that crapped beat-up Buicks.
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No. You still get hit by a car and (irronicly) get run over by the ambulance. you die a week later in the hospital called hellsgate (Hell's gate!).
has anyone saied that you acctually have to grant the wish??!
I wish i was a long-living, happy fish with no pain or harm caused to me by anyone including myself.
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Granted, but since you didn't specify long as applying to :time , you are a 200 ft. long, living, happy fish with no pain or harm caused to you by anyone including yourself. Unfortunately, your pond dries up tomorrow and you die, with no pain... somehow...
I wish I would beat Divine Glory every time I played him... and won a card from every spin...
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Granted, but since you didn't specify long as applying to :time ...
...Unfortunately, your pond dries up tomorrow and you die, with no pain... somehow...
I wish i was a LONG-LIVING, happy fish with no pain or HARM caused to me by anyone including myself.
1st, i think that long-living makes it specified to :time
2nd, I belive dieing is a form or harming (Look into SL5dic. page 5729473: Dieing (dieing someone/killing someone): Being harmed until you expire (look page 572), can be painless or painfull. Strongly un-reccomended.
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Granted, but your account gets reset every time you try to play.
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B.O.T...
I wish that I had banana trees by the beach
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Granted, but the ocean is drained, the trees are dead, and the world is dying of thirst.
I wish I had better work-ethic.
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Granted but you have no life, no girl friend and never leave the office.
I wish I could see properly again
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granted: but you become a vagatable (someone who cant move AT ALL)
i wish you would all get out of my shower!!!
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granted, but can't get in it.
I wish that the apocalypse would take place friday the 19th of february 2010 an 8pm CET sharp.
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Granted, but all the bombs that were supposed to assist in the Apocalypse were all duds, so they rescheduled the Apocalypse for the same time next year.
...with no pain or harm caused to me by anyone including myself.
1st, i think that long-living makes it specified to :time
2nd, I belive dieing is a form or harming
1st, debatable. Also, it's unfortunate that my misinterpretation resulted in a corrupted wish... :)
2nd, true. But you weren't harmed by anyone, just nature running its course.
I wish unit748596's shower would stop creeping into forum game threads...
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1st: if you say so...
2nd: See? I was harmed by nature.
Granted, but his toilet comes in.
I wish for an explosion
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granted: but it takes place 2 cm in front of your face
i wish my toilet would be left out of this and my shower were inhospitable
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Granted, but your bathroom sink moves in and sleeps in your bed.
I wish for more wishes, true love, and a soul.
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Granted, but your wishes don't come out the way you want to, your true love hates you after being in the same room with you for 30 seconds, and you trade your new soul with satan beacouse he had chocolate that looked delicious but it tasted like **** (poo).
I wish i would be happy for the rest of my long lasting ( :time ) life, and would not experience pain OR harm.
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granted: but your happiness is caused by a severe spark of insanity leading you to kill your family
i wish i were immortal. (for wisdom purposes)
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Grated, but you must lick socks for all eternity.
I wish for a time paradox to destroy the universe.
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granted, but its in your head's universe (self destruction, thats a hard way to go)
i wish for i dont have to lick socks anymore and still be immortal
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granted, but now you must lick dirty socks.
I wish I would be happy for the rest of eternity and lived for a long time and there was no harm or pain caused to me and I wouldnt go insane or kill anyone who i love or need.
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granted but nobody loves you back.
I wish my operation goes well this weekend
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granted, but you then become insane.
I wish i was an insane unicorn
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Granted, but you regain your sanity and your horn falls off. So, you're essentially a horse. You break your leg and have to be shot.
I wish I could shoot a horse....
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Granted, but you are a horse.
I wish i was made of anti-matter.
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granted, but you destroy the world in the process
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I wish he had made a wish...
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Granted, but you just wasted your wish.
I wish junk food was healthy...
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granted, but it tastes like brussel sprouts and brocoli.
I wish i could live without haveing to eat
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Granted. You will be fed through a tube for the rest of your life.
I wish for a box. With nothing in it.
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Granted, but it is Pandora's box.
I wish I wish
I wish I wish
I wish I wish
I wish I wish for a fish.
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granted, dead fish
i wish i had a heart
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Granted, but you die of a heart attack.
I wish I would inherit 100 million-billion dollars from a distant relative that I didn't even know existed, and that hyper inflation would not set in....
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granted, but they were stolen and later they find out that your relative was killed and are accused of that too, beacouse you had the motive of getting his villa and restaurant line and are beacouse of those two things forced to be in the prizon for the rest of your lifetime.
I wish for this wish to be granted.
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Granted, but later you wish that your wish hadn't been granted.
I wish nobody would wish anything else...
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Not original.
Anyways...
Granted but people start wishing FOR stuff.
I wish that my previous wish wouldn't be granted.
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granted, but in a parallel universe :aether
i wish for anyone to recognize my signature.
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Granted, but the person who recognizes it decides not to respond to it.
(To change your image, you have to reach a certain post limit!)
I wish for a vending machine.
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Granted, but everything in it costs $2.50... and it only takes nickles.
I wish Zanz would invite me over to his house to discuss the next version of Elements, the game!
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Granted, but right before you get there, your ears stop working.
I wish that elements would have another element.
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Granted, but it gives the false gods the element of surprise, allowing them to place anything on the field before the match starts.
I wish for a talking bomb.
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Granted, but instead of being funny like the one in red versus blue, it nags you and tells you to do chores like your mother would, threatening to blow you up at the slightest deviations from her demands.
I wish the little guy didn't get trampled so often.
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granted, but now he is thrown
i wish there werent so many wannabe vampires all over the place
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Granted, but now they are vampires. Who add you to their clan....I mean fan club.
I wish for a bottle of water.
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granted: but its holy water and you splash it on me (killing my disgusting vampire self. yay being human...i think)
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I wish people wouldn't forget to make wishes.
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(gah!!! i did the same thing in vending machine!!! what is wrong with me today?!)
granted: but all who have done so, are banned from this thread (yes, im banning myself) bubye :'(
edit: forgot to make wish again!!!
i wish i my brain worked better
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Granted, but the rest of you quits working.
I wish I owned a private island.
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Granted but when you are lying sunbathing in your island, an experimental bomb launched from Afganistan hits your island ans blows it up.
I wish I could play any game in the whole wide world.
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Granted, but you always lose.
I wish I were disease-proof.
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Granted. I'll have you deep-frozen at -200°C. That should be cold enough to deter any virus.
I wish for a bowl of white rice.
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Granted but it is actually brown rice painted white. And it expldes once it's in your stomach.
I wish I could skip a level in Robin Hood - Legend Of Sherwood - and still get the rewards and that stuff (like i'd actually completed it).
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granted, but the level you can skip is level one.
I wish i'd find the screws that used to hold in my motherboard (it's taped in beacouse i couldn't find those).
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Granted, but you can't find a screwdriver (plus you don't have any vodka :) ).
I wish I had some vodka - Grey Goose to be exact.
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Granted, but your Russian friend comes over and drinks it all in one gulp.
I wish for PvP that doesn't desync.
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Granted, but it goes down completely.
I wish I didn't have any Russian friends that drink all my vodka.
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Granted. Now you have German friends drinking all your vodka.
I wish I could rule over :aether :air :darkness :death :earth :entropy :fire :gravity :life :light :time :water
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Granted, but you don't have any cards that can damage your opponent.
I wish my rainbow deck started faster.
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Granted. I replaced your Hourglasses with Sparks.
I wish for the end of stupidity in the world.
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Granted, but you just caused the end of the world as we know it.
I wish that Kongregate n00bs would stop trying to earn the PvP badge.
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granted, but noobier n00bs start trying.
I wish that i would be able to make any brick explode
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wish granted but all the bricks in the world are destroyed for no apparant reason so u have no bricks to destroy.
I wish for 1337 dollars that would not be corrupted, lost, stolen, destroyed, pulverised, vanished, ignited and has 1337 power and will not destroy, harm, injure, suffocate, poison, and the money is of value and can be used to buy stuff with it like real money.
Beat that.
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Granted but you spend it all the next day. Beat you!
I wish I could be Ferox's brother!
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granted, but you hate him and he hates you. LOL!
(btw, i got exzactly what i wanted my last wish [all the bricks in the world to be destroyed])
I wish for a disgusting ham sandwich.
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Granted, but you get it in the face
I wish to win the tourney
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Granted but just after you get the prize the server crashes and you lose the reward but by the time the server re-opened everyone forgot about it.
I iwsh I could be Ferox's brother and that we would love each other and pwn noobs together.
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Granted but he gets sniped by an angry n00b and the bleeds out while you watch.
I wish I could thing of a better wish.
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Granted but the wish gets corrupted
I wish I was a Fake God called Zeus. I would hold a heck load of Lightnings and Thunderstorms. I would have Sky Dragons as my main hit. I would have an Eagle eye. I would pwn everyone :P
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Granted, but your sky dragons go to the poor n00b's side after 2 turns. And they have the ability steal.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be granted. (paradox?!?!?!)
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Granted.
I wish people would stop making wishes.
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Granted, but people start wishing again.
I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.
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granted. but your wish isnt going to do anything.
i wish i rule the world and i wont die and i will get an infinite source of money and power!!!!
and this wish cant be corrupted.
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Granted, but a minute later the world ends.
I wish all my bank deposits would have extra zeros on the end of the amount...
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Granted, but they are on the right side the the decimal.
I wish I could get a nymph from the oracle.
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Granted, but it's a Hazelnut Nymph from the thirteenth element (Nutella) which you can never cast due to a lack of Nutella Pillars.
I wish I had a functional microphone on my computer.
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Granted but everything else stops functioning.
I wish my nymph would transmogrify into a nymph playable in the game and would have anything negative happen or get transmogrified back.
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Granted but everything else stops functioning.
I wish my nymph would transmogrify into a nymph playable in the game and would have anything negative happen or get transmogrified back.
I'll ignore that anyway.
All your other creatures die of malaria (The nymph brought it from the oracle) and die. The nymph is still there. Yey!
I wish for a wish. O look! it's granted! I'll try another.
I wish for a loaf of bread.
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Granted but its a giant loaf of bread that falls out of the sky and crushes you oh and they forgot to bake it so now you are covered in sticky goo.
I wish for more corrupted wishes.
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granted, but all the bad effects target you
i wish i unbanned myself from this thread
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Granted, but then zanzarino bans you again for eternity..
I wish i was a mod :D
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Granted, but after shortly your rights are taken away due to abuse.
I wish the universe was finite. :time
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granted, but you arent in it
i wish i dont screw up anymore
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Granted, but you never post again on the forums.
i wish i was tournament organizer.
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granted, but you can only make a tournament once every 5 years
i wish i didnt screw up so much while making threads (if you were on chat at this time, you would understand)
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granted but the edit post button doent work in your com.
too late. haha
i wish i would get a set of britticana encyclopedias
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Granted, but somebody ripped all the pages out...
I wish the oracle would give me an entropy nymph today... and 1500 electrum... and a time nymph as a pet... and incarnate as my next false god...
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Granted, but the Entropy Nymph doesn't have an ability, the Electrum is given to you with a 100% per day interest rate, the Gravity Nymph betrays you and can cast black hole free of charge and the game errors half way though your fight and Octane takes over with full health and his deck.
I wish I would do well on my math test.
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Granted, but the prof deems the test too easy after seeing the results and decides to scale everyone down.
I wish that people would read the existing Forum threads before making yet another redundant thread.
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Granted. Now all the n00bs do that.
I wish everyone in my RPG would ask what they can buy insted of bying immediately stuff and not knowing they can buy it.
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granted. but they all quit.
i wish for three more wishes, i guess.
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granted but u guess so u dont actually get the 3 wishes.
i wish for a zanztrident
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You get a zanztrident...right between the eyes! You die.
I wish for a save/restore function on life.
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granted, but you accidentally turn off the power while saving.
i wish for a vending machine.
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Granted, but its broken and explodes when trying to get those damn skittles :-X
I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
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Not granted. Who said I have to GRANT the wish to corrupt it?
I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish.
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Granted, but the fish is dead and smells....
I wish i would win a quest tourney
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granted, but the judges find out you cheated and ban you for life
I wish for a new computer
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granted, but it was a mac.....ok, it broke when u immeditaely went on elements :P i liked the 1st though
i wish the weekend started on friday and ended sunday
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granted, but almost immediately afterwords, they decide that Friday is the ONLY day in a weekend.
i wish people would realize air's potential. seriously, it has the best offensive card in the game!!!
(ffq rocks)
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Granted, but they recognize air's potential as "mostly harmless".
I wish that I hadn't just sold 14 Amethyst Towers to pay to upgrade my Water deck for the Master's Tournament.
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granted. but you do not have a reverse time in your deck to do that.
i wish i wished.
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Granted but the wish was corrupted (I'm good at breaking loopholes :P)
I wish people would stop making weird wishes and look for loopholes.
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well i found a loophole in yours!!!
I wish for :time marks for my chinese and english exam.
(infinity)
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well, infinity also means that it's undefined so post secondary schools don't look at your mark so you live on the streets :)
I wish the Olympics were still here.. =/
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Granted, but only because you're caught in a time loop, forced to repeat the opening ceremony of the Olympics until Time itself collapses.
I wish I understood Joomla.
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Granted, but you don't understand anything else, and consequently reset your elements account twice a day...
I wish I would get a pay raise.
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Granted your raise is -300 [whatever money you use in your country]. That means your pay gets lowered.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (loophole?)
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Granted, but there's no loophole.
I wish my son hadn't sold my upgraded Relic by accident. Stupid babies.
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Granted, but he sold your computer, and your house, and your car.... for a handful of M&Ms.... (and that sux.... what flavor of upgraded relic was it?)
I wish I had more than 1 upgraded relic....
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Granted. But you have no other cards.
I wish I could have an avatar here at the forums...
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You have an avatar, but you get permanently banned from the forums.
I wish for 4 SoG's
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Granted. Here's four shots on goal. Enjoy.
I wish my decks could beat false gods.
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Granted, and you even win 3 cards in the spinners every time. But it only wins 1 out of every 155 matches.... so even though you win 3 cards on the spins everytime you win, you still lose money...
I wish the oracle would give me a set of nymphs on the next spin...
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I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (loophole?)
Granted, but there's no loophole
wait... you granted my wish exzactly! i wished for it to be corrupted in ANY way, and you did it! there is a loophole after all! wich means that your scentance is not true, meaning my wish was not corrupted, meaning there is no loophole, meaning your scentance IS true, meaning my wish did get granted, meaning there is a loophole, meaning...
DANG! i got caugth in a paradox (like the liars paradox:the scentance below is not true
the scentance above is true
)
anyway... granted, but your computer suts down any time you try to challenge any AI, resulting in an automatic loss...
I wish for a... i wish for nothing at all. i dont care what happens, i'll accept it. I also don't care if nothing happens. i don't care!
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Granted. You never wish for anything for Xmas so you don't get anything. You see a bunch of kids with lots of toys when you in the marker and you ge so jealous that you kill them which results in you being in jail for the rest of your LIFE.
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I dont care. How can i get jealous if i don't care? think about that.
I wish you made a wish... NOT! that would cause another paradox, so...
I wish that misery i seeded would grow into hate so gardening would be fun again.
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Granted but a thunder hits your plant, therefore destorying it.
I wish slovenc555 would stop ruining this thread like an idiot.
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not granted, beacouse i will never stop!
I wish for a new t-shirt
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Granted but it is 10000000000000000000000000000000000x bigger than you. You get squashed. You die.
I wish for all my cards to be upgraded.
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Granted, but they turn into upgraded purifies.
I wish for 100 of each quanta at the start of each battle :3
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Granted, but it also costs 100 extra quanta to play each card...
I wish the Steelers would win the Superbowl and the Penguins would win the Stanley cup in the same year, again.
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Granted, but they injure themselves so badly while celebrating that they can never play again...
I wish people on Kongregate weren't so obnoxious...
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Granted, they are even more obnoxious.
I wish for a note
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Granted, but it's too high of a note for anyone to hear -- except the neighborhood dogs, who frenzy and kill everyone you've ever loved. In a fit of depression, you attempt to commit suicide by jumping off of a bridge, but you land on a passing ferryboat -- right on top of a terrorist with a dirty bomb.
Unfortunately, he's also got a dead-man switch, so the bomb goes off, consigning everyone in your city to a slow, mutant death to radiation poisoning. The still-enraged dogs (the note never stopped sounding), now with hideous mutant powers, become intelligent and human-hating, and learn how to spread their mutant hate to other dogs through forced sex acts. This new generation of genocidal dog-children of rape are rapidly taken over by their own females, who create a supersociety known as The Bitches.
The Bitches take over the country and force the Slovenian media to project ingenious subliminal commands to the entirety of Southeast Europe. Those commands cause innocent human workers to sabotage nuclear power plants, causing nuclear winter to descend upon the whole of the Mediterranean.
As the world's supply of olive oil and Balearic vacation islands dwindle, the remaining nations of the world unite and, figuring the damage is already done, drop a few more nukes on Slovenia. The Bitches find themselves suddenly crossmutating with an underground society of superintelligent cockroaches, and the resultant CockBitches breed so quickly that they swarm out of the Slavic region, mangling the land of natural resources and enslaving humanity across the entirety of Africa, Europe, and Asia.
Not liking to travel via air or water, they simply nuclear-bomb the hell out of the New World until no life exists anywhere off the mainland. As resources dwindle, the CockBitches are forced to eat every other living thing, inventing fantastic methods of turning old growth trees and even normal cockroaches into food, until finally the entire supersociety collapses in a fit of Malthusian disaster and the last remaining mutts starve to death searching for one another, torn between the desire to breed and recreate life -- or eat, and destroy what little remains.
I wish for a bunny!
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Granted bunny, but the bunny is terrorist and he detonate bomb in your home. You was lucky that you wasn't at home. Your computer wasn't so lucky.
I wish that elements were real
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Granted, but you get devoured by an Oty.
I wish I didn't have to face Rainbow every other time I challenged a god =/
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Granted, but now you can't challenge any god at all.
I wish I could think of something to wish...
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granted, but then this topic is locked for ever.
I wish i was the master of Earth/Life
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Granted, both; but only IRL. ;D
I wish for those three basic necessities of life -- a garden, a generator, and a shotgun.
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Granted, but your shotgun goes off, hits your generator causing it to explode, and it blows up your garden.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.
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You get eaten by dragons, and as they fla across the land appart, your wish is granted, BUT the note i wished for is still playing so the dragons puke resulting in you falling into the ocean nos-so-much-appart and your wish turns into a night mare, and than you wake up realising you are in the hospital and that you are bald, beacouse a crazy monkey shaved you and gave you a cancer (no, not the diseaze, the crab) that pinched you in the nose, so you sneezed, resulting in a car chrash, beacouse you didn't see the truck OR the car OR the jumbo jet (a crashing one!) heading for you and didn't get out of the way, so you fell into a comma, eich there are a lot of in this on scentance, you know?
I wish for a note (like a peice of paper, or, like, something)
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Granted, but your dog eats the note.
I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time.
Anybody got the Dragon Tales allusions? :3
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Granted, but when you go back home, you find it burned to the ground... and 'next time' never comes, for some reason... (yes, I caught the reference... my kids watch it... :) )
I wish there was another rainbow deck that had an 80%+ win rate against the false gods...
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granted, but the one who makes it up dies before he can post it.
I wish i wish, for my friend to be a fish. I also wish for nevermore to be full of blood and gore. A hguricane woul be kinda insane, so i may go to the dream bay. This rhime is like a dime, so i won't be mean, also beacouse i would rupture my splene. Anyone care for a liver, i picked it out from a river!
I'm a natural.
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Granted, your friend is a fish. A Toadfish. And he gets eaten by one of Graviton's Otyughs.
I wish for a palindrome.
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Granted, but there was typo.
I wish for a box of Cheez-Its.
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Granted, but it's out of your reach.
I wish, to fly away, with people, that are insane. So i would go to the row and wait to be betrayed.
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granted but you die of lack of oxygen
i wish for a burger
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Granted, but you get food poisoning and DIE! (not-so-dramatic music)
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I wish on slovenc555's behalf that when you use Flying Weapon, you really did get three copies of the resultant creature like the card art seems to imply.
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I wish on slovenc555's behalf that when you use Flying Weapon, you really did get three copies of the resultant creature like the card art seems to imply.
Granted, but than zanz gets mad at those animate weapons and destroys the server.
I wish I could find something to wish for.
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Granted, but you are rewinded by Seism and lost your wish.
I wish that my wish will not be granted.
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granted. because you didnt want it granted :P
i wish my name could suit this topic even more
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Granted, but it's so relevant and topical that people get mad at you whenever you aren't logged on an participating in this thread. One day, when you're a whopping seventeen minutes between posts, ScaredGirl goes crazy and comes to your house with a machete and bad intent, where ScaredGirl gets eaten by your dog. Your parents go to jail for keeping a beast like that near an innocent child, and you grow up in a foster home where they insist that the world is in fact trapezoidal and that you must worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As a result, when you finally reach adulthood, you are ostracized by your community, go into hiding, and become a monk. Then the Rapture comes and you end up in heaven, happy and peaceful for all eternity.
Wait...that didn't work out like I wanted it to.
Oh, well.
I wish for a Polish Sausage.
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Granted Im polish so you can try my sausage.
I wish for a upped shrieker rush deck
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Granted, But the Bazaar disappears in your game and the only way for you to get new cards for a different deck is from the spinner.
I wish I had another wish
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Granted, but you will wish a wish again.
i wish i knew what to wish
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Granted, but you develop short term memory loss and forgot your wish.
I wish for McDonald's....
Man, i'm hungry.
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Granted, but the McDonald's you get your food from had an outbreak of Hep C
I wish for more electrum
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Granted, but it was counterfeit.
I wish for an Unstoppable, 400 hp Rainbow Deck.
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Granted, but it's 29 Quantum Pillars and 1 Unstoppable. How unstoppable.
I wish for more time online than Kamietsu.
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Granted, but your keyboard and mouse are broken so you couldn't do anything.
I wish I have a jade dragon that is dumber than I am, can understand me, will not ran away or die or become physically or mentally impaired and will listen to my orders.
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Granted, but gets reverse time and loses all the abilities.
I wish for a Statue of Liberty in my home.
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Granted, but both your house and the statue is destroyed because your house is not large enough to contain the statue.
I wish to become the master of life
*Icy, how come I can't add your Super Gullibility Points?
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Granted, but then Zanz decides to take the life element out of the game... for some reason...
I wish I had 6 of every nymph...
*Icy, how come I can't add your Super Gullibility Points?
You have to have a higher post count...
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Granted, but you get perma-banned for hacking. (Sudden appearance of 6x each nymph doesn't look so good!)
I wish I had more hours in the day...
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Granted, but you have proportionately less days in a week (o.O)
I wish I didn't have school...
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Granted, you now have to work as a slave 24/7 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I wish for this wish not to escape ;D
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Granted, it keeps coming back, but you get sick of it.
i wish for [SOMETHING]
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Granted, but you never figured out what your wish is.
I wish I can upgrade my life mono deck in a week
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granted but seism destroyed all your towers :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I wish for you to jump out of the window
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granted, i jumped out of the window on the 99th floor and crushed onto you
i wish that i can have some nice dreams
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granted, i jumped out of the window on the 99th floor and crushed onto you
i wish that i can have some nice dreams
Granted you miss. I wish I had food.
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Granted but the food is yucky and you die because it is so yucky >:D
I wish I had 6 of every card unupgraded and 6 of every card upgraded.
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granted, but u got so many cards that u have to wait 1 hour for the screen to load whenever u click "View Deck"
I wish there will be a new powerful darkness card in 1.21
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Granted, but version 1.21 never was released.
I wish that in version 1.21 will hourglass cost again 3 :time
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granted but the burgers are poisoned and u die
I wish for assasins creed 2 for ps3
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Granted but it will not be used to draw a card, instead it will make your oponnent draw a card.
I wish I had a big stone to sit on.
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granted but the stone was falling into a volcano :P :P :P
I wish for my socks to go in the wash :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Granted, but they never come back.
I wish for a grapefruit
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Granted but it has food poisoning and you spend the next 24 hrs. In da bathroom. I wish for super powers
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Granted, but you get consuemd by their powers and turned to dust.
I wish I had some twelve rocks and every rock had twelve little rocks, and in those rocks gnomes lives and they reduct me and I live there and have a gnome wife...
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Granted, but the gnome wife decides she is hungry and eats you.
I wish Scaredgirl answered this wish.
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Granted, but she does not post her answer.
I wish I'd get my glasses soon, since i'm almost blind.
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Granted, but you are already blind.
I wish I am wealthier than I am right now.
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granted, but youll forget to eat and sleep while counting the money. You die three days later...
I wish to be an earth golem wich helps travelers ( 5/100 )
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Granted, but you DIE! (elevator music)
I wish dramatic music was not borrowed.
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Granted, but you can't hear anything.
I wish I had 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Gold coins
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Granted but all the money is fake so you go to jail for eternity.
I wish for a discord.
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Granted, but you sell it for something the salesman told you was a magical potato, but about 3 days after you found out it was a rock.
I tish for a super deck of super nymphs that only I could use.
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Granted but the nymphs realize thier power after 3 days so they kill you.
I wish for peace on world.
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Granted, but everyone had o die to make it happen.
I wish there were elements cards you could buy in stores!
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Granted, it is called void nymph, has 0/1 stats, is always first in your deck, you always have to play it, it's skill is LOSE!!! which makes you lose the match (cost 0)
I wish that every false god had one of those :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :o :o :o :o :o ??? ???
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granted, and the FG now gets markx0 and 10hp
however, they no longer give coins and spins
I wish i can see through the opponent's hand without using precog
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Granted!
Except your opponent now has triple life, and infinite quanta.
I wish for a free, fully upgraded deck that is not rainbow but still owns FG.
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Granted, but they say youre a hacker and youre banned from elements,
I wish for earth getting creature control!
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Granted. It's called Basilisk's blood.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Granted granted but you're enchanted.
(This is bad because a fisherman will catch you, demand 3 wishes, and then eat you for dinner)
I wish I was that fisherman.
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granted, but when you eat the fish, a spine gets in your throat and you die...
I wish for earth to have a card killer card... specific enough :P
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Granted, it is sold for 100 000coins in the bazaar
I wish you can stop corrupting my wishes
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Granted, but I was just kidding NOT GRANTED!
I wish zanzarino corrupted my wish...
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Granted, if I were him.
I wish for good karma!
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granted but your account is deleted
i wish for aether getting more cards making it the best mono-elements EVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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Granted, but then zanz nerfed every one of those cards.
I wish for a bowl of noodles.
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Granted, but you can't eat them because they are poisonous.
I wish Zanz would buff the life cards a bit.
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Granted, but cards from other elements got HUGE buffs
I wish i can post in this thread again
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Granted but no one else would read it.
I wish AI3 gave more money.
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Granted, but you never win against AI3 so it doesn't make a difference.
I wish for nothing.
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Granted... you shall fall into nothingness of the abyss.
I wish for free a Carl's Jr for life card.
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granted but the card is faulty
i wish for ronald mcdonald to die
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Granted, he died and resurrected in a split second
I wish you wont know about my wish.
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granted but you've already told us your wish.
i wish life was happy, free and there was no control of anybody and all living things could get equal status, equal rights. The world would be carefree and peace united thourgh all living organisms and that they would have a long life, dieing only from old age and natural death. And there is no special chemical to speed up the process of old age or increase natural death.
quite a lot to ask for.
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Granted, but every living organism is so happy, they forget to reproduce. And everything dies of old age, without haveing offsprings resulting in mass extintcion.
I wish for this wish not to be granted.
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it is not/Granted.
I wish people would stop using paradox.
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Granted, but your lack of proper English grammar causes your wish to parse incorrectly and the False God Paradox vanishes from the game with no other effects granted by your with. Congratulations, you just removed the easiest upgraded card many players will ever win.
I wish my valiant attempts at solipsism would suddenly be validated.
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Granted but they would be validated by a fraud of a professor
I wish Zanz would make another element.
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Granted, but it made the game completely unbalanced.
I wish I could get all of my groceries for free.
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Granted, and then a dozen of police chase after you
I wish i can afford a new computer
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granted, but you get the money by borrowing a 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 dollars from the bank! so you have to pay back for the rest of your life, and than your children must continue, and than their children...
I wish for a new hat.
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Granted, but you lose your head in a tragic accident ivolving a guillotine and a midget.
I wish to be bankrupt.
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Granted, you become celestial dreamer, but your children hate you, since they are deep in debt beacouse of you.
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And wish?
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Since there is no wish to be corrupted, I'll get a bit off topic. Essence, I would like to be enlightened as to how my grammar is wrong. Also, nice signature Thalas. My personal message is also a quote of Einstein's.
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Since there is no wish to be corrupted, I'll get a bit off topic. Essence, I would like to be enlightened as to how my grammar is wrong. Also, nice signature Thalas. My personal message is also a quote of Einstein's.
it is not/Granted.
I wish people stop using paradox.
You should have said "I wish people would stop using paradox"
Anyways....
I wish days were longer
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Granted, but you are at the North pole when the sun stays up for many days, so you can't really do anything worthwhile.
I wish my grammar was better
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Granted, but it's only better when you're speaking Klingon, so no one cares.
I wish I had some Italian sausage.
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Concessi, ma Mafians italiani sono arrabbiato con te perché quello era il loro salsiccia.
(Granted but Italian Mafians are angry at you because that was their sausage.)
I wish that I've been born in year 3001
Ps. Sorry for italian grammar, just using google
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Granted, but the world ended at 2012, so you are never going to be born.
I wish the world doesn't end at 2012
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Granted, the World dies January 1st, 2013
I wish all pies became cake.
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Granted, but the cake is a lie
I wish the cake was real
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Granted, but its on Jupiter.
I wish spring break didnt end till next week.
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Granted but spring is whole year
I wish that wishes doesn't exist.
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Granted but spring is whole year
I wish that wishes doesn't exist.
Granted, but without wishes, life has no hope and you die miserably
I wish for :water, i am thirsty
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granted, you get water... but you spill all of it before you drink it.
i wish i had a new car
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granted... its a fast posche like you always wanted, only that it can only go backwards and the backpipe produce too much smoky you cant see the road behind you
I wish for :air, i am running out of breath
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Granted, you get it in a bottle, and you are in space, when you opened the bottle all the air escaped into space.
I wish no one grants my wish.
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granted.
I wish my card ideas were implemented into the game, and to be master of other!
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Granted, but you are not given your cards, they cost a million electrum (ie, unobtainable) and you are permanently stuck on 0 electrum.
I wish for FG's to have 1 HP.
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Granted, they are immaterial.
I wish Thorn Carapace would be removed =(
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granted but it's added again as a shield that defends 99 damage and always poisons :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I wish that I would go to sleep
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Granted you never wake up again.
I wish for a goat <.<
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granted but everyone thought the "g" was a "c" so you got a coat
I wish for miniwally rip his coat that he just got
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Granted, but people realized their mistake and gave him the goat he asked for.
I wish miniwally's goat would ran away from him.
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It charges towards you instead killing you with a blow from it's head (it's a vicious goat) (and why you all taking away my stuff :P)
I wish for a cage for my goat
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granted its a toy one made out of playdough so it charges through it and breaks your legs
I wish for the goat to have a heart attack
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Granted, but now there's 100 momentumized immaterial goats diving at you.
I wish that I will win a pet rock.
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Granted
I wish I know what pet rock means.
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Granted, a pet rock is rock, but have to talk to it and imagine that it listen. I also hit you to corrupt the wish,
I wish to wish a wish with wishes.
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Granted, you keep recieving wishes that gets corrupted...
I wish for :darkness, I cant sleep
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Granted, you get a free* devourer!
*Some conditions apply.
I don't feel like wishing.
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Granted, but...
...
...
You get banned for not wishing.
I wish I could wish upon a star.
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Granted, that star is actually a big meteor that landed on your head. And I ban you for the lulz.
I wish that the next person to post gets my wish!
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Concessi, ma Mafians italiani sono arrabbiato con te perché quello era il loro salsiccia.
(Granted but Italian Mafians are angry at you because that was their sausage.)
I wish that I've been born in year 3001
Ps. Sorry for italian grammar, just using google
Granted. You shall be erased only to be reborn as a beetle in the year 3001. (would have been born is what i assume you mean...)
I wish I had a car.
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Granted, but you have to pay for it. Double the RRP. Oh dear
I wish for a Hobnob
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Granted, you have to say me what that is.
I wish.
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granted but you forget.
i wish for some ice cream, that dosnt melt, is chocolate has sprinkles and nothing bad can happen to it or me.
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Granted, but, dude, that's poisoned.
I wish for fire that doesn't destroy me or anyone I care about.
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Granted, but it burns your house down.
I wish for a Miracle as my next 20 fake gods
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Granted, but you face all 20 at once :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I wish I got my pharoah and elite deja vu back :(
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granted , your fighting them
I wish for pie
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Granted, but it's fish pie.
I wish the kids on Kongregate didn't pack so many Thunderbolts ;o
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granted but now they have a 1000/1005 otyugh.
I wish for death to rule all!
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granted, but as time passes, all mummy turns to phaoahs, and the age of :time comes...
I wish everyone vote for my entry (no.29) in the FG contest !!! :o
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granted. he becomes real and destroys all other gods forcing you to fight him.
i wish i was a fg
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Granted, you were a false god, then you got kicked and became a level 3 because your lack of power.
I wish for life to rule all.
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granted but it rules you.
I want pie
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3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751, here you go, that's your Pie, enjoy.
I wish I could become the master of :lifebig
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granted, you then fight death lose and become one of his eternal slaves.
i wish a giant rock would land on some one.
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Granted, the "someone" happens to be you.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza.
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granted but its poisoned and an animals rights group comes and kills u
I wish that i had lots of real 100% legit money that was not stolen from anyone.
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Granted. But you blew it all at a casino.
I wish for free nymphs in the bazaar that sell for normal price.
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granted but the fire nymphs throw rage potions at you and you die
i want a ;D
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Here you go ;D. Now you will never get another.
I wish that I would win the next PvP turnament.
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granted but your the only one playing
I wish people would visit my Rpg 3.0 >:C
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Granted five people visit it then are so disgusted they never come back, and they spread the word about its horribleness.
I wish there was no AI3 :darkness/ :entropy deck.
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granted but now u have a hand grenade (throws it at him) ((to understand what im saying go to http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,4972.0.html )
I wish for a fancy new toy!!!!!
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granted but the toy was made in China
I wish for pie
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granted but then i take it
i wish i had super powers
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Granted, but when you was flying plane hit you.
I wish that have new computer
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Granted, but you drop it and it breaks.
I wish for one more discord. =/
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granted but its stuck in side of you.
I WISH FOR :darkness
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Granted, but it engulfs you and you suffer a slow, excruciatingly painful death. No-one ever found your body.
I wish for photons (the best card in the whole of Elements) to have 1000/1000 and 0 cost. And only I can use them. And theres no other card better than it.
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granted but the enemy has a phase shield thats lasts forever and PU your photon 30 times.
I wish i money
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granted, you are on the penny!
I wish for a fresh, hot corn dog.
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granted heres canned corn and heres a dog
i wish for a dollar
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Granted it's a counterfiet and the FBI arrest you for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a million real US dollars
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Granted, but someone burns your house down with all the money in.
I wish for my geography homework to be done for me to the highest standard.
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Granted.
But your teacher still fails you.
I wish I wish I wish had a fish.
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granted, but it's a dol...fish, so it's a mutant, and is killed and that taken away for reasearch, so you no longer have a fish.
I wish for the following scentance to be true:
This scentance is false.
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Granted, but due to there being a paradox within those sentences, a hole is ripped open in the space-time continuum and you get sucked into the void of eternity.
I wish I had a pair of earphones that don't constantly fall out my head at the slightest hint of movement.
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Granted but they don't actually work
I wish for everything ever!
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Granted everything ever lands on top of you.
I wish for my goat back.
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Granted he's dead
I wish for 3 more wishes?
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Granted, but all those wishes are you only being able to eat rubber for the rest of your life
I wish for a nice peri-peri chicken for dinner
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Granted but you got a live one :-l (or was it life?)
I wish I could draw like an artist
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Granted, but you haven't got nothing to paint with.
I wish that in the world would be just 1 time zone.
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granted, only a small part of the world knows what time is. You are not part of that small part of the world.
I wish for a cracker.
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Granted.
You eat it.
It's a poison cracker.
And you're in the middle of nowhere.
I wish for cookies.
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Granted, but they're malware.
I wish I was capable of actually corrupting other people's wishes.
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Granted but since those wishs have to come true in the first place for you to corrupt them and they never do your power is worthless.
I wish that life had creature control.
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granted but life losees his heals emphatic bonds adrenaline cockatrice and frogs and pillars
i wish i would been an immaterial taco
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granted, but you get bad and start to stink, you cannot take a shower so it drives you to a atempt of suicide, but you are immortal, so it drives you insane...
I wish I wouldn't have a shadow following me all the time.
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Granted, you have to follow it instead :P :P :P :P
I wish for a paradox (NOT the FG)
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Granted but it creates another paradox, which creates another paradox, which creates another paradox, which creates another paradox,... and in the end you get nothing! :death
I wish I was GOD!
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granted your the god of your computer, enjoy
I WISH I COULD FIRE MA LAZOR BLAGHHHHH!
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granted your the god of your computer, enjoy
I WISH I COULD FIRE MA LAZOR BLAGHHHHH!
Granted, but you can't control it, and thus you destroy enormous amounts of property, forcing you to pay the fine for the damage.
I wish I never had any cavities. :(
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granted, but you have no teeth.
I wish for a meatball.
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Granted, but it's frozen.
I wish tornadoes never existed.
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Granted, they are now called vortexes.
I wish i was a bit less popular (i need some rest from all the people...)
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guaranted now nobody knows you and you wont get money food etc from no one
i wish i would been immaterial
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Make a new wish.
I wish for frozen fire
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Granted but it still burns your house down (somehow..)
I wish for a puppy :D
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granted, but its very big, with teeth, and eats people.
I WISH FOR A PONY RIDE!
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Granted: you're the pony!
I wish for my card idea to be accepted
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Granted, but it can only be obtained by the Oracle.
I wish there was a magic tissue box that contained and organized all of my receipts by type and time to assist with tax reductions.
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Granted, but it can only be obtained by the Oracle.
I wish there was a magic tissue box that contained and organized all of my receipts by type and time to assist with tax reductions.
Granted, your friends set it on fire and the government charges you for failing to report your taxes :D
I wish level 2 gave 1000 coin per win
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Granted, but it can only be obtained by the Oracle.
I wish there was a magic tissue box that contained and organized all of my receipts by type and time to assist with tax reductions.
Granted, your friends set it on fire and the government charges you for failing to report your taxes :D
I wish level 2 gave 1000 coin per win
(/wrist on the burning receipts T_T)
Granted, but card and upgrade costs are accordingly increased by 100,000 electrum to compensate.
I wish gasoline was cheaper.
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granted but now it spontaniously combusts 99.9% more often
i wish i beat icybraker in the trial of aether
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Granted he wanted to see how well he could do in the finals with no upgraded cards, then in two months he beats you with elemental mastery.
I wish for a soda
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Granted he wanted to see how well he could do in the finals with no upgraded cards, then in two months he beats you with elemental mastery.
granted but its not in a can its in your arm
i wish that no one will corrupt my wish
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granted you corrupt it yourself
i wish i was the UBER MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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granted the world ends
i wish no one will post anything after i say "this" this
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Granted, but because you didn't say "this" twice with the quotation marks, your wish goes unfulfilled.
I wish there was a cure for cancer.
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Granted: the cure is AIDs
I wish I had grills ;D
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Granted: the cure is AIDs
I wish I had grills ;D
Granted, but after several weeks of showing them off, your gums become infected due to poor sanitation of the metals, and you have to get them replaced with dentures.
I wish METAL was an actual element of this game. :P
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Granted, but after several weeks of showing them off, your gums become infected due to poor sanitation of the metals, and you have to get them replaced with dentures.
I wish METAL was an actual element of this game. :P
Granted, there's no Metal cards
I wish for steak
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Granted, but it's uncooked and sliced fresh with blood coming out of it.
I wish that Chuck Norris was never an internet meme.
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granted, now is never.
I wish i could figure out how to dissasemble a lock
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Granted the Alarm goes off
I wish i can make a better wish ???
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guaranted you get a better wish for Me
i wish i would been immaterial
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Granted you can never eat, drink or talk with anyone. But your immaterialness keeps you alive forever with the torment of starvation and lonelyness.
I wish t50s gave more money.
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Granted, but you can't vs them.
I wish for a new haircut.
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granted but it makes you a dog's dirt
i wish for a whooping crane mixed with a emopanda
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Granted but it whips you
I wish i could fly.
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guaranted but you cannot land anymore and die in the air
i wish i would been a german boxer
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Granted, but you have no arms
I wish i had a cupcake...
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granted but its made of stone so you cant eat it
i wish for a afro for the next person who says anything on this forum page
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Granted, but you can't see it underneath my tophat.
I wish I could remain master of life.
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Granted but they nerf all of the life cards
I wish i could curl.
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Granted, you just aren't very good at it.
I wish I could run a mile in under 5 minutes
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granted but you only live for 2 minutes
i wish the day had more hours to it
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granted but you only live for 2 minutes
i wish the day had more hours to it
Granted, but you then died in a day.
I wish the one who posts after dies of a horrible un-fixable disease. HAHA
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Granted, but I get resurrected by a cleric.
I wish I understood electrochemistry. =/
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granted but you are mute and paralized
i wish for air
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granted, but it has only CO2 in it, and its only around your head.
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Granted, but you have to make a wish.
I wish school wasnt invented but i was still smart.
-
Granted, but you don't know how to use your smartness, so it does you no good.
I wish I could become the master of life.
-
Granted, But Gl1tch beats you up.
I wish i didn't have to sleep.
-
Granted, but scientists dissect you trying to figure out why you don't have to sleep.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
-
Granted, you then fall down a hole
I wish for a sandwich.
-
granted but its only 1 mm long.
I wish the oracle would give a fortune for the new cards.
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granted but its only 1 mm long.
I wish the oracle would give a fortune for the new cards.
Granted, but the fortunes you receive tend to have negative or speak of possible omens in your future, rather than blessings.
I wish that the unemployment issue is resolved within the next year.
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Granted but the government decided to kill two birds with the one stone and now everyone rides in rickshaws drawn by the previously unemployed.
I wish engineering was more like lego blocks/K-nex
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Granted, but now the empire state building is made of legos and fell over
I wish homework would die in a hole.
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guaranted but you go in that whole too and need too do the homework of evry kid in the world
i wish i would been the collest best lookingst person of the world
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guaranted but you go in that whole too and need too do the homework of evry kid in the world
i wish i would been the collest best lookingst person of the world
Way to double post.....
I wish i had some pie right now.
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Granted, but the coolest best looking person in the world (who no one likes because he's too vain) takes it from you.
One stone, two birds. Oh yeah.
I wish I was a baller.
Lets see if someone catches on this time...
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granted but it hits you every time.
I wish for world domination!!!
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granted but it hits you every time.
I wish for world domination!!!
Granted, but your overwhelming power eventually kills everyone except you, thus destroying the entire human species.
I wish water could replace gasoline in cars, and still retain its unique properties of maintaining all life forms and the environment.
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granted, water ins now a new life form and takes over the world killing every one.
i wish to make :o face.
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Granted, but nobody sees it since you are in front of the computer by yourself.
I wish Nymphs were made regular rares.
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granted but now all rares are given out from the new oracle that come in the 2.74 patch.
I wish to glow! in the dark
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guaranted but you glow that much that you get blind
i wish nobody could hurt me
-
Granted, but there's a lot of nobodies in the world.
I wish I had a girl who looked good: I would call her.
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guaranted but some people think fat chicks look good so oyu get a fat chick muhahaha
i wish i would not fell what is hot or cold and would not been effected by ice fire
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Granted but then you die. MUAHAHAHAHAH
I wish my tv was bigger.
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Granted, but it's so big that it collapses under the weight of it's own gravity and plummets into the center of the Earth, forming a microscopic black hole that courses through the superdense magma, over the course of months accidentally creating a massive neural net deep within the Earth.
A group of scientists trying to stop it from consuming the Earth, while searching for it, find a second -- bigger -- black hole that must have been put there by an alien race intent on destroying the planet, and in their attempts to gather information about the pair, they discover that gravity can be amplified between two black holes in much the same way that light is amplified between two lasers. They use the newly-discovered 'gazer' to nudge both black holes into an orbit high enough in the Earth's mantle that they lose mass as quickly as they gain it, and they become stable components of the new planet.
Years later, when one of the scientists accidentally accidentally uploads the entire Internet into the neural net created by the first back hole as it spun through the liquid metal, the Earth itself becomes sentient, takes control of the 'gazer', and uses it to rid the world of criminals, ne'er-do-wells, and politicians. You, who have in the interim lived an awesome life and are in the middle of the most successful Presidental campaigns since Obama's, are the first to die in a bloody fountain of intense gravity -- on live television.
The clever and meme-driven Internet/world spirit shapes your blood spatter into the words "Gaia can haz penguinburger!" on the wall behind where you were standing.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.
Seriously, no one has caught on yet?
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Granted, but you'd have to be a baller ... and who wants to be that?
got it the first time but someone went faster ;-)
I wish picking up the soap in the shower wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.
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lol jango
Granted but then the police come and take you to jail.....
I wish i had a bomb!
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Granted. BOOM!!!!
I wish I had discovered XKCD (http://www.xkcd.com) a long, long time ago.
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Granted, but you will never discover Cyanide and Happiness (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2021/).
Granted but then the police come and take you to jail.....
Who said I am not already in jail? >:(
I wish I got out of jail.
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granted but you leave jail in a body bag and don't get out ever of the body bag[hence your dead] :))
i wish for a magic pool that drinks human blood[it kills them as well] and can never die/be destroyed[it kills me first] :))
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guaranted but then it try to eat it sellf and make a hole in the space and goes to another dimension
i wish for the delicoust choclat (wich cant eat kill die and can be eaten without problems
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Granted, but just as you are about to eat it, the LHC makes a black hole, sucking you into the infinite reaches of the void.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted at all.
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guaranted
i wish i would have 200 posts
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guaranted
i wish i would have 200 posts
Granted they're spam post from 1 person
I wish for a bottomless popcorn holder
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Granted. But every time you put anything into it, it keeps falling and you cant use it.
I wish i was a :earth elemental
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granted, you are now dirt
i wish for + karma
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granted but we no longer use the karma system
I wish for a pony
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granted but it kicks you and you fall into a coma for 15 years, then the pony dies
i wish we used teh karma system and i had 1337 karma
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Granted, you then get banned >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
MUAHAHAHA!! >:D >:D
I wish for breakfast.
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Granted, you then get banned >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
MUAHAHAHA!! >:D >:D
I wish for breakfast.
Granted, but the food has been spoiled well past its due date by at least a month.
I wish California grew Dragonfruit.
-
Granted, but they turn out to be real dragons and then burn California, :P
I wish for otyughs NOT to eat me.
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granted they eat your friends family home and you computer instead
I wish i wish I had a fish
-
Granted, it's a shark, and you get gobbled up.
I wish for some privacy and freedom in my life.
-
Granted, but you are "free" to do what you want in your private jail cell.
I wish I could afford to go to UBC.
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granted but you must leave due to nuclear radiation
i wish i would spontaniously combust and have it be a direct feed to youtube but it can never be flagged/deleted/removed/youtube going away/the internet never working
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granted but you must leave due to nuclear radiation
i wish i would spontaniously combust and have it be a direct feed to youtube but it can never be flagged/deleted/removed/youtube going away/the internet never working
Granted you're a Rick Roll'ed Spam vid
I wish for a soccer ball
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guaranted but in the soccer ball is a bomb wich kills you
i wish nobody would post something down of this post
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granted but my name is not nobody
i wish for a bomb
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granted its a dud
i wish for :aetherbig
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Granted, but its 1 :aether quanta, which is promptly drained by a Devourer.
I wish to preserve my title as the Master of Aether!
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granted i die from my magic pool wish earlier
i wish for infinat :aetherbig quanta
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Granted, but then you use fractal.
I wish that big life decisions had an easy to follow "do this" manual
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Granted, but it is written in a long lost language.
I wish for a Monte Carlo simulation based translator
-
Granted, but the sensors are blown.
I wish for a Weegee Hat!!!
-
Granted, but it's just a Mario hat painted green.
I wish for the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup.
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Granted, they win a small $1 cup given by a guy named Stanley. KONGRATZ!
I wish to be an FG.
-
Granted, but you have a 120 Quantum Pillar deck.
I wish for trainer PVP version for only me!
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granted but elements becomes elements the gathering
I wish for tons of novas and an occasional supernova
-
Granted, our sun explodes in a supernova, and you die
I wish for the next Dr Who episode to be decent
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Granted (because i am dying for the same wish) i cannot bring myself to corrupt, it is too noble a wish.
I wish Matt Smith (11th Doctor) would grow some damn eyebrows.
-
granted but they fall off immediately
i wish i was in T50 :D
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Not Granted, ERROR! There is no space in T50
I wish I follow rules more often.
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granted you never post again and you follow all rules
I wish for leet haxor skills and not to be banned
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granted but you hack into a top secret site and is thrown into jail by the police =]
i wish i had loads of electrum
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Granted... In trainer
I wish that this wish would come false
-
Granted, You ended up having a mansion, a crown, a Lamborghini and a Ferrari. Too bad it's all false.
I wish for my previous of my previous statement to come true. :P
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It doesn't
I wish people wouldn't capitalize my name
-
Granted, but it's because they all think your name is e.e. cummings.
I wish Law and Order: Trial By Jury would come back to TV.
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granted, but it's on pay-per view, lol!
i wish i could have the control over reality
-
Granted, but it's virtual reality.
I wish I had food in my house.
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virtual reality...fine with me, oh, granted and your food is full of radiation (fallout 3 anyone?)
i wish I could..uh, damn, let me think for a sec here... i wish i had a power armor and the power armor training perk in real life
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alright you get power armor but its only a 3+ save and I hit you with a plasma gun
I wish for a plasma gun
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Granted, but it kills the person who is weilding it.
I wish for a shoe that won't eat my foot.
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granted, it eats your lentire leg, leaving only your foot
i wish i was dead (try to screw this up)
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Granted, but you don't die and become blind, deaf and dumb with no limbs. And you will live forever like this, on top of an oven. (I just screwed it up :P)
I wish I die by being murdered. (Rly I do)
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guaranted but your getting slowly killed by a murder with a spoon (24hours beein hit wioth a spoon does make alot of pain)
i wish i would eat the best food in the world (wich wont eat me...)
-
Granted, but everything you'll ever eat afterwards tastes terrible by comparison.
I wish that the next post will be in rhyming form.
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no it will not
do you take me for a nut
i wish my ramens weren't so spicy
so i wont drink my drink so hastily
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Granted, but you lose your rhyming skills and get some more spicy ramens and no DRINKING THIS TIME.
I wish I was more corrupt.
-
Granted, you then get arrested, and put in prison for :life
I wish for Sushi.
-
Granted, but it's rancid.
I wish for more wishes.
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guaranted but with your wishes you can only wish yourself dead
i wish i would been the best scientist in the world
-
Granted, but you specialize on elefant dropings and bat guano.
I wish i'd know how i got those additional 100+ posts.
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Granted, but you get -100 posts. :P
I wish people actually knew how to play this game.
-
Granted but you never win another PvP match
I wish I could figure out some system of getting the oracle to spin a nymph every time.
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I meant "Corrupt a wish".
Granted, everyone now has a nymph except you and now you are a hacker!
I wish all hackers were killed.
-
Granted, but you yourself have become a hacker
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted
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ERROR! NOT GRANTED! ACCESS DENIED. :P Too bad.
I wish zac was dead.
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Granted, but now I haunt you for eternity
I wish for my previous wish to be granted.
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Granted, your wish is now not corrupted. The wish which is not corrupted is the wish you just asked now. So basically, you just un-corrupted your wish for your previous wish not to be corrupted which happened. Paradox continuation affects a lot.
I wish I knew what happens if we break Paradox continuation.
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Granted, but it happens, and a Rip in the Space-Time continuum opens, and a large parrot proceeds to bite your face off.
I wish I didn't have to do my D of E route planning today.
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Whaaa?!? :o Granted, you get to do all of the alphabets of your E route today. Then all of the alphabets in all of the alphabetical routes! :-\
I wish I was a whale.
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guaranted you are catched and eaten from ilegal japanese hunters (nothing vs japan i love japan but tose whale hunters are a**holes)
i wish i would be free of evry surrow (but not dead)
-
Granted, you become a baby and you are free from the care of the world.
I wish I haz a truck.
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granted, but optimus prime comes around, finds you of his taste and brings you on the moon for more privacy and "fun"...for him (raped by optimus lol)
i wish i had some idea for a deck in elements
-
granted but you'll never afford it
I wish for a magical vending machine
-
Granted, it's on the forum games now and everyone uses and plays it except you.
I wish I had Puppychow's brain.
-
Granted, it's on the forum games now and everyone uses and plays it except you.
I wish I had Puppychow's brain.
Granted, but your head gets so overloaded with information that you explode.
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You haz no wish? :P
Well, more wishes for me.
I wish I could I knew what cards would come next to Elements.
-
Granted, but you are permanetly banned from the game.
I wish people would stop posting in this topic.
-
Granted, but they still continue.
I wish people were smart not stupid.
-
Granted, so intelligence is relevant, so to seem smart, everyone became stupid.
I wish for more wishes
-
Granted, you have 100 corrupted wishes now.
I wish for a new avatar.
-
granted but the Na'vi (or however you spell there name) call you an outsider and kill you
I wish for Navi (or whatever her name is) from Zelda ocarina of time to quit saying hello and hey listen
-
Granted, she now says "Yo Dawg" and "Word" constantly.
I wish the new Zelda game was done, I owned a copy, and was freaking awesome.
-
granted but you (insert console here) breaks and you can't play it
I wish for guns that didn't kill me
-
Granted, but guns that can kill you still exist.
I wish Stargate was based on fact.
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Granted, but now everyone believes them and is stuck on their chairs.
I wish I knew what was Stargate.
-
Granted, but you have to listen to an Einstein looking guy ramble on explaining it. For 29.656 hours.
I wish there was a Kill Crack Llama humor game on here.
-
Granted, but no one likes it and ignores it.
I wish this topic was locked!
-
Granted, but all your topic will disappear.
I hope i can join Death Community
-
Granted, they kill you.
I wish I had my arm fixed.
-
granted, but everything else gets broken. I wish to get a free flight with adria airways.
-
Granted, The plane crashes.
I wish cricket is more popular.
-
granted, one more person likes it.
I wish for something that is not real
-
Granted, it is not real.
I wish I had a "SUPA KOOLZ KAR!"
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Granted, but it explodes since you didn't corrupt my wish.
I wish for a gold carp fish
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ERROR NOT GRANTED, since you corrupted my wish.
I wish for a new error message.
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Granted (ERROR; YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN INFECTED AND WILL EXPLODE IN 3, 2, 1...) but your computer selfdestructs shortly after reading it. BOOM!
I wish for a new motherboard and a new sound card...
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You get pirated motherboard and sound card.
I wish for my computer to be buried in a funeral.
-
granted, you watch a perfectly good computer that you just bougth go to waste.
I wish for a takeback
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Granted, you get back one 1 penny which you owe by 1 second to USA by Air mail, and if you don't do it, you owe 10,000,000,000$ in cash.
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ERROR NO WISH
I wish for more tacos.
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I forgot.
Granted, you become obese.
I wish I was thinner than light.
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granted, it gives you gas so nobody likes you and everyone calls you "stinky"
I wish i was 2 000 000 miles away from you
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Granted, but civilization chooses to stay with me and you are isolated.
I wish for 2 titans smashing you repeatedly.
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Granted, I smash him with them, then you. (Yes, I get where you got that from.)
I wish I had Fahrenheits instead.
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Granted, you do, but I stole the burning pillars and I have steal!
I wish for enchanted Titans.
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Granted, but they have 0 attack.
I wish for for the wind to go away...
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guaranted now it has n wind but couse it has no wind the golden dragons (and all other dragons) cant fly and take revenge and kill you
i wish for being the strongest and intelligentest man in the world (no scientists wich take me away to make smthing with me)
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granted, but sideeffect of this wish is you dieing.
I wish for no more taxes for anyone!
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Granted, the government gets poor, blames you, and shoots you.
I wish for slovenc to be banned.
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Granted, but he's only banned from whistling underwater.
I wish I wished.
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Granted, but you wasted your wish wishing for a wish.
I wish that I didn't have to do all my work.
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Granted, you have to do everyone else's work.
I wish my head would explode!
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Granted, your head of lettuce exploded,
I wish no one existed
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Granted, but in that case you didn't make this wish, so history repeats (just the part you were born was erased).
I wish i was the best artist ever.
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Granted, now you have to draw millions of orders people want.
I wish I could have been smart before I was 3 years old.
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granted but some things should not be seen so you forget everything and have 3 years of inttelect less than others
I wish for the outcome of this wish to make no sense
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Granted, but if E=mc squared, then Einstein's theorems work in thermodynamic equilibrium with Mendel's experiments. Therefore, due to the Paradox of evil, Manchester United are far inferior to Wigan Athletic, and my piano never existed, apart from the time where I ate 25 aubergines in a row, but that's a whole new story.
I wish I get a decent grade in all of my GCSEs (particularly my R.E)
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Granted, but no post secondary institution will admit you and no places will hire you.
I wish for a package of pepperoni sticks.
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Granted, but a dog eats them.
I wish you would all be quiet... then start posting again.
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Granted, but more people post due to reverse psychology.
I wish I could decide between SATS and IGCSE.
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Granted, but you decide to skip school and go into the real world.
I wish I was Seisiem, master of the masters.
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guaranted but zanz decided that seism is too strong and weakend him so hes polaying same deck as miracle
i wish i would be strong enough to not eat meat (be vegeterian)
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Granted, but then the world's vegetable supply disappears.
I wish for a bottle with unlimited root beer in it.
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guaranted its poisoned
i wish i could eat a good meal without anything to be wrong with it
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Granted, but you find out you're allergic to the food.
I wish I could never be poisoned, at the cost of a limb that isn't my head.
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Granted, you bought all the Antidotes you could ever need but it cost an arm and a leg.
I wish for a fish.
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You get a fish, but u soon realize's its already poisoned, rotten and cooked :(
I want a nymph!
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guaranted ypu get the haxor nymph wich haxorz your acount
i wish i would be a dog wich cant die be poisoned or have any pain without asny surrows,.,
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Granted. Your nerves don't work so you can't feel pain.
I wish that Fractals existed so I could multiply this pile of Antidotes.
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Granted, your overflooded with Antidotes without any quanta to use them. Great Work!
I wish I could :P all my :life.
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guaranted you can :P but you hate :P so its only annoying
i wish i would be a living dog wich cant die be poisoned or have any pain without asny surrows,.,
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Granted, but someone already granted your post.
I wish I haz a market.
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Granted, but you end up losing money from it.
I wish I had a bunny.
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Granted, you get a mutant bunny that kills you. :P
I wish I could get rid of my self-esteemed ego.
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guaranted you get icys self-esteemed ego.
i wish i would stay how i am forever
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Granted, after you die.
I want to shoot toast out of my hands.
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guaranted but the toasts are so discusting that you die
i wish i would been the best elementsplayer in the world
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Granted, you have #@XX0R powers and you get banned.
I wish I was the K1Ng 0f N1g#7M@rE$.
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Granted. You're the King of HAVING Nightmares.
I wish that spiders would live in my sisters room without coming into mine.
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Granted, your sister has a pet tarantula.
I wish I could use the moon as a weapon.
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Granted, but you figure out that it's a bad weapon.
I wish for another bottle of unlimited root beer.
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lol :darkness
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You now have a bottle of "unlimited root" beer. Just don't open it.
I wish for a fountain of mashed potatoes.
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Granted, but you have to mash them yourself.
I wish that someone would open the bottle I just got.
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guaranted but he then spits in so you got a unlimited spit beer
i wish i would been the master of all wishes
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Granted, you are the master of all corrupted wishes now. Good Luck solving them.
I wish I had corrupted wishes in real life.
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guaranted i come to your house while you wish for something and corrupt it..
i wish for a dead horse
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Granted. I could not think of a way to corrupt this wish.
I wish for a little pwny
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Granted. I could not think of a way to corrupt this wish.
I wish for a little pwny
well this is the4 hard thing here and i would have a idea like yes its a hore o fdeath elemental wich kills you and gains your life well..
and its a death pwny
i wish that i would die today
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Your corrupts are lame dekskose.
Granted, but you don't die and cannibals eat your body while you were sleeping thinking you were dead. Painful, eh?
I wish I wished for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing.
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Your corrupts are lame dekskose.
Granted, but you don't die and cannibals eat your body while you were sleeping thinking you were dead. Painful, eh?
I wish I wished for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing for a hundred wishes that I wished now when I am wishing.
well but yours are wrong since you didnt guaranted mine...
guranted but youre so confused of your wish that you die
i wish for not radiated drinkabale water wich is in my mouth right now..
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Granted, it fills your lungs as well.
I wish for a pound of cheese
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Granted, You get stinky cheez!
I wish for Waffles.
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Granted but the waffles are 100000000000000000000 years old so they are so disgusting that you die
i wish i wouldd been an undead paladin-..
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Granted but the waffles are 100000000000000000000 years old so they are so disgusting that you die
i wish i wouldd been an undead paladin-..
Wish DEEENIED! :o
I wish that i could have 300000x more wishes. :3
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granted you can only wish for 1000000000000000000000000000years old waffles
i wish for the wish i had before to be guaranted
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Granted, but without the "un" part.
I wish for a pet rock.
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guranted its a rock where pet is written
i wish to be extremly strong
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guranted its a rock where pet is written
i wish to be extremly strong
=D I shall call it Squishy!
Granted, but you can only lift helicopters and cannot use them to attack people.
I wish for another pet rock.
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Granted you get a pet rock, in your stomach.
I wish to throw barrels at a plumber.
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Granted, but you can't get out of the 8-bit world you find yourself in. You also have a craving for bananas.
I wish for a tub to put my bottle of unlimited root beer in from another Corrupt Wish game.
Let's see...So I have an unlimited root beer bottle with a leak, one that is poisoned and one that has been turned into spit. It's official. This game is fun.
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Granted, you have unlimited expired rootbeer in your tub.
I wish to snow here now.
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There's so much snow you can't go outside and all you can see through the windows is snow covering the view up.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Granted, you come home to find your house flattened underneath an enormous whale shark.
I wish I had a doctor pepper right now, and a teriyaki chicken sub from subway with sweet onion sauce, onions, peppers, lettuce, tomato, and whatever else strikes my fancy.
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and again its poisoned and 1000000000000000 years old
i wish for a whale shark
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Granted, you get devoured.
I wish I haz 2 tounges.
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Granted, you illegally purchase a human tongue on the black market, and are thrown in jail.
I wish I could juggle.
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Granted, but you can only juggle human heads and are sent to jail.
I wish...That I had an idea of what to wish for.
*sips out of expired root beer tub*
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Granted, you get so many ideas, that you write them on everything until you run out of ink, then write them in blood.
I wish to grow oranges in my room.
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granted but they are alive at beat you up with there orange bullyness (WTF???)
I wish for a rocket launcher that could not hurt me or anything I own/ care about
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Granted, but soon you realize that you don't care about anyone.
I wish that Pluto was a planet.
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granted but it gets eaten up by another planet that is currently a card idea
I wish for zanz to make an iphone port
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He does, but apple denies it very existence and wont let it work, and thus setting in a block.
I want elementhegame as an XBL arcadegame!
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Granted, it has cheap graphics now.
I wish for LCD PLASMA COMPUTER!!!!
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Granted, but there's no hard drive.
I wish that I lived somewhere sunny.
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granted you live on the sun
I wish for bad things to happen to the next poster regardless of how my wish is corrupted
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Granted, but your next poster is destroyed (hence, I meant poster which means wallpaper) and now your room is colorless.
I wish for people to speak better English.
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Granted, but you said nothing about their writing skills.
I wish I could destroy Apple (the company).
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Granted, they create a new better company: Orange.
I wish Blackberry was as good as the fruit.
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Granted, now the fruit is bad.
I wish that they would ban chat speak.
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guaranted chat speak is unnamed
i wish i would have the name Wardead
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Granted, but you are deleted from it immediately, since you are not cool enough for it.
I wish Wars would start soon.
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Granted, there's one raging outside your house right now.
I wish that it was July.
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Granted, but October comes quickly again.
I wish I was in the summer vacation now.
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Granted. It ends tomorrow.
I wish I wasn't sick :(
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Granted, you have to do homework now!
I wish I was in the winter now.
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Granted, but it doesn't snow at all.
I wish for a snail.
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Granted, but it escapes since you could not run faster than it and catch it.
I wish I hurt my own feelings.
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granted you cut your feelingcenter
i wish i would have the shard of readines
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Granted, but you get banned for hacking, since it is not even released yet.
I wish I had the Shard of Readiness after it released and after I donated.
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granted after donatin 1mill your poor and the gouverment needs couse you took a creadit for the one mill your house and your pc/lap/mac so you cant play elements anymore
i wish worldpiece
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Granted, but I tell everyone about how good is War and they kill themselves and you too. And I just laugh, since I am WARDEAD!
I wish people could figure out where Wardead (the name) came from.
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you told once in forum but well granted but then i build a forget machine and evryone forget anything
i wish i could play elements without a computer laptop mac
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Granted, but you can't play Elements on anything else since you don't have a mobile, I phone, IPAd etc.
I wish Elements is famous all over the WORLD!
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granted but you can no longer play it
I wish for a house made of chocolate to fall and break the next person to post
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granted but you can no longer play it
I wish for a house made of chocolate to fall and break the next person to post
Granted, but I sue your inconsiderate sweet-toothed rump and you pay double the amount of damages to my body, home, and personal well-being.
I wish that I never had a cavity while growing up.
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Granted, you get all the cavities you would have gotten when you hit 25.
I wish that there was a way to go back in time.
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Granted, but I destroy it soon afterwards.
I wish Fixaru had though of Eternity.
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Granted, but...Wait, did you just call me Fixaru? *brings out Eternity with a smirk*
I wish that rain was really made out of gum drops.
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Granted, but we all have cavities nnow, because of chewing so much gum.
I wish dekskose would learn English!
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granted but you didnt said that it needs to be good english
i wish Wardead would like me(and not just burn every single reply i post in evry single topic down)
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Granted, but he does after one second, IM MEAN!
I wish I was the Off-topic Mod, which I surely should be!
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Granted, but then your account gets hacked into.
I wish that I could call Wardead Fluffy.
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guaranted you can call him fluffy but he will kill you for that and make you dead couse of a war
i wish Wardead would like me forever (and not just burn every single reply i post in evry single topic down FOREVER)
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Granted, but I still do :)
I wish I was awesome FOREVER!
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Granted, but I still do :)
I wish I was awesome FOREVER!
Granted, but you may only do so by lying in state and having people pay their respects to you
I wish people would stop posting on this thread
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ERROR NOT GRANTED!!
I wish I was evil.
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granted your evil and get cought by batman...
i wish that wardead wouldnt post anymore in this thread and if he does so then he should really grant that post and not just write it and then write exactly the opposite like i want a cookie granted you got no cookie couse this is wrong...
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Granted...For three posts.
I wish that the monkey lord was in the next poster's room.
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Granted, but he is my loyal servant, and I promptly set his onto you. They never found your pancreas.
I wish that I would pass my D of E
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Granted, you get an F.
I wish I knew what Hobnob actually meant.
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Granted, but you don't like what he means.
I wish for food to be dropped down to people in third world countries.
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Granted, but it's Marmite, and they all die of Marmite poisoning, the most deadly disease of all.
I wish Marmite was banned from shops worldwide.
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Granted, but all of the shops are destroyed.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
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Granted, because you got expelled.
I wish that my Oddish wasn't paralyzed.
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Granted, it's dead instead :P
I wish for Corrupt a Wish to be corrupted.
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Granted, it becomes 'Grant a Wish' instead.
I wish for a pony.
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Granted, it rides on top of you instead.
I wish I was always like ^-^
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Granted, your face always looks like that.
I wish that I had a PP7.
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Granted, but you forget what it is.
I wish for five burgers for free!
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Granted, but you find you're allergic to them.
I wish that there was a better way to play Monopoly.
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Granted, you use real money, but you lose all your money and your broke.
I wish I was a zillionaire.
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Granted, but you get arrested soon after.
I wish that I could get over 13k points in my game.
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Granted, but you get banned.
I wish for an unmelted ice cream cake.
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granted but its on fire[and no its magic fire it doesnt melt the cake it just burn the eater alive] i wish for halo 3 odst but i want it to be broken[into dust]
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But how can I be banned if it isn't an online game?
Granted, but you find another copy buried in the dust.
I wish that my ear didn't itch right now.
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Granted, but you still scratch it :P
I wish for more "intelligent" and not-dekskose-like corrupts.
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Granted, but they only come from you.
I wish that there was a way to put myself into a videogame.
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Granted, but you're the bad guy who always loses
I wish I could catch 'em all
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Actually, bad guys are cool.
Granted, but you have to use a camera.
I wish that I was in the Pokemon world.
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Granted, but you couldn't save the game.
I wish to always draw the cards I need.
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Granted, but they freeze your computer
I wish for a puppy
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You get PuppyChow.
I wish for Icybraker.
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you get ice cube (the rapper)
I wish for an ice cream truck
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Granted, but you are out of icecream.
I wish for this wish to be wished about by another wisher.
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Granted, but they wish for it in another 'Corrupt a Wish' game.
I wish for fluffy slippers.
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Granted, but they're just baby rabbits strapped to the bottom of your feet.
I wish the rain would stop...
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granted, but it immediately begins to hail
I wish i had a butler
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Granted, but he quits soon after.
I wish that these bunnies on my feet would live forever.
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Granted. but they are no longer under ur feet.
I wish for this schoolday to end.
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Granted, but you get snowed in and have to stay in school until the iceage ends.
I wish for pizza.
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Granted, you get blue cheese pizza!
I wish no one would ever pass my record of most posts in Forum Games.
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Granted, but you get tired of trying to keep up and eventually kill yourself.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted!
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Granted, but it is still corrupted.
I wish people would wish real wishes.
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Granted, but lose the feeling in your hand and can no longer respond to them.
I wish that zanz upped all my elements cards.
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Granted, but your account gets resetted.
I wish I was a pro.
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Granted, you're a pro at making coins always land on tails.
I wish that my crocheting was done.
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Granted, but your friend takes it and uses it to wipe his butt.
I wish I had 20/20 eyesight.
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Granted, but you completely lose all of your other senses.
I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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Granted, but you just used it.
I wish for 10 :gravity
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Granted, but you die before you can use it.
I wish for the next person to corrupt their own wish.
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Granted.
I wish a bucket of insects would be dumped on Xoned's head.
They're mosquitos.
Okay, since that is done with, I wish to call the next poster Fluffy.
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granted, but you forget the how to form words immediately before doing so ><
I wish that the next person wouldn't corrupt my wish
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Granted, but I still do.
I wish people would stop saying "I wish the next poster won't corrupt my wish" etc. and wish some real things.
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Granted, but your computer exploded and you can not witness the wonder of intelligence.
I wish for cake.
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Granted, but he candles explode it.
I wish for Mercedes.
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Granted, but you crash it.
I wish that I had a tub to put a bottle of unlimited root beer in.
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Granted, but you drown in it.
I wish to not be drunk.
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Granted. Now you're hung over.
I wish for $1,000,000.
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Granted. But you are robbed by the mafia on the way home, and they kill you, and steal your crap, which is sad.
I wish for a pet chimpanzee/dog cross with a million tentacles which have on the end eyeballs, and the eyeballs all have mouths in them, which like to repeatedly do the annoying orange laugh from youtube.
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Granted, it eats you alive.
I wish I had Cerberus to protect me and not eat me.
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Granted, but it accidentally steps on you and you are squashed into the ground.
I wish no one would post in this game for the next 24 hours.
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Granted, but time travels quicker in my world than it does in yours.
I wish for this post to be on page 38.
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Granted, but it's on page 38 of another thread as well.
I wish that people would update their fanfics faster.
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Granted, but they still don't :D
I wish I made reasonable corrupts.
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Granted, but none of them actually happened.
I wish all my posts on the forum games threads counted towards my total posts.
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Granted, but your posts get erased first...
Eye wish 4 ear... err... I wish for sound? That was a good game of sharades!
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Granted. Now you have to sign everything because your eardrums burst.
I wish that I had a whistle.
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Granted, but it's fur-lined so it doesn't make any noise.
I wish that I had $1,000,000 that is not stolen, burned, or destroyed in any way, that isn't counterfeit and is legal tender in the U.S., that I will stay in the U.S. until I am done spending it, that I can spend in any way I want, and that inflation will go slowly enough for me to spend it all before it loses a significant amount of its value.
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Granted, but you get kidnapped and have to give the kidnappers the money before they let you go.
I wish that there was a way to get rid of this sore.
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Granted, there is a way. No one knows it.
I wish that I had $1,000,000 that is not stolen, burned, or destroyed in any way, that isn't counterfeit and is legal tender in the U.S., that I will stay in the U.S. until I am done spending it, that I can spend in any way I want, that I will not be forced to spend or use it in any way, that no harm will come to me or anyone I know due to the money, and that inflation will go slowly enough for me to spend it all before it loses a significant amount of its value.
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*automated voice* This wish has already been asked. Please ask for another. *end automated voice*
I wish that there was a way to get rid of my sniffles.
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granted but wait, sorry you got the whopping cough (however its spelt)
I wish for the next commenter to die
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Granted, but you have to pay for my funeral.
I wish I was fat.
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Granted, you're made out of fat.
I wish that I had a container of unlimited hot chocolate.
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Granted. You accidentally spill it, and it just keeps gushing out. It burns you and floods your house/apartment/place where you live and breaks your computer, causing thousands of dollars in property damage.
I wish it would rain in some random city I've never heard of on some other continent.
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Granted, but it rains so much and deprives your area of water, causing a long drought.
I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate donut on the table.
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