Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[Delreich]

Granted, but the coolest best looking person in the world (who no one likes because he's too vain) takes it from you.
One stone, two birds. Oh yeah.


I wish I was a baller.
Lets see if someone catches on this time...

[killsdazombies]

granted but it hits you every time.
I wish for world domination!!!

[Kuroaitou]

granted but it hits you every time.
I wish for world domination!!!

Granted, but your overwhelming power eventually kills everyone except you, thus destroying the entire human species.

I wish water could replace gasoline in cars, and still retain its unique properties of maintaining all life forms and the environment.

[killsdazombies]

granted, water ins now a new life form and takes over the world killing every one.
i wish to make  face.

[Jangoo]

Granted, but nobody sees it since you are in front of the computer by yourself.

I wish Nymphs were made regular rares.

[killsdazombies]

granted but now all rares are given out from the new oracle that come in the 2.74 patch.
I wish to glow! in the dark

[dekskose]

guaranted but you glow that much that you get blind
i wish nobody could hurt me

[Essence]

Granted, but there's a lot of nobodies in the world.

I wish I had a girl who looked good: I would call her.

[dekskose]

guaranted but some people think fat chicks look good so oyu get a fat chick muhahaha
i wish i would not fell what is hot or cold and would not been effected by ice fire

[PacoThePenguin]

Granted but then you die. MUAHAHAHAHAH

I wish my tv was bigger.

[Essence]

Granted, but it's so big that it collapses under the weight of it's own gravity and plummets into the center of the Earth, forming a microscopic black hole that courses through the superdense magma, over the course of months accidentally creating a massive neural net deep within the Earth. 

A group of scientists trying to stop it from consuming the Earth, while searching for it, find a second -- bigger -- black hole that must have been put there by an alien race intent on destroying the planet, and in their attempts to gather information about the pair, they discover that gravity can be amplified between two black holes in much the same way that light is amplified between two lasers.  They use the newly-discovered 'gazer' to nudge both black holes into an orbit high enough in the Earth's mantle that they lose mass as quickly as they gain it, and they become stable components of the new planet.

Years later, when one of the scientists accidentally accidentally uploads the entire Internet into the neural net created by the first back hole as it spun through the liquid metal, the Earth itself becomes sentient, takes control of the 'gazer', and uses it to rid the world of criminals, ne'er-do-wells, and politicians.  You, who have in the interim lived an awesome life and are in the middle of the most successful Presidental campaigns since Obama's, are the first to die in a bloody fountain of intense gravity -- on live television. 

The clever and meme-driven Internet/world spirit shapes your blood spatter into the words "Gaia can haz penguinburger!" on the wall behind where you were standing. 


I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.
Seriously, no one has caught on yet?

[Jangoo]

Granted, but you'd have to be a baller ... and who wants to be that?
got it the first time but someone went faster ;-)

I wish picking up the soap in the shower wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.