Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[slovenc555]

granted, only a small part of the world knows what time is. You are not part of that small part of the world.

I wish for a cracker.

[notverygood]

Granted.
You eat it.
It's a poison cracker.
And you're in the middle of nowhere.

I wish for cookies.

[Essence]

Granted, but they're malware.


I wish I was capable of actually corrupting other people's wishes.

[aaandrew152]

Granted but since those wishs have to come true in the first place for you to corrupt them and they never do your power is worthless.

I wish that life had creature control.

[dekskose]

granted but life losees his heals emphatic bonds adrenaline cockatrice and frogs and pillars
i wish i would been an immaterial taco

[slovenc555]

granted, but you get bad and start to stink, you cannot take a shower so it drives you to a atempt of suicide, but you are immortal, so it drives you insane...

I wish I wouldn't have a shadow following me all the time.

[Olidot]

Granted, you have to follow it instead

I wish for a paradox (NOT the FG)

[BloodMaster50]

Granted but it creates another paradox, which creates another paradox, which creates another paradox, which creates another paradox,... and in the end you get nothing!

I wish I was GOD!

[killsdazombies]

granted your the god of your computer, enjoy

I WISH I COULD FIRE MA LAZOR BLAGHHHHH!

[Kuroaitou]

granted your the god of your computer, enjoy

I WISH I COULD FIRE MA LAZOR BLAGHHHHH!

Granted, but you can't control it, and thus you destroy enormous amounts of property, forcing you to pay the fine for the damage.

I wish I never had any cavities.

[killsdazombies]

granted, but you have no teeth.
I wish for a meatball.

[Kuroaitou]

Granted, but it's frozen.

I wish tornadoes never existed.