Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[yaladilae]

Granted, you keep recieving wishes that gets corrupted...

I wish for   , I cant sleep

[TheDarkAzura]

Granted, you get a free* devourer!

*Some conditions apply.

I don't feel like wishing.

[notverygood]

Granted, but...
...
...
You get banned for not wishing.

I wish I could wish upon a star.

[TheDarkAzura]

Granted, that star is actually a big meteor that landed on your head. And I ban you for the lulz.

I wish that the next person to post gets my wish!

[acelink]

Concessi, ma Mafians italiani sono arrabbiato con te perché quello era il loro salsiccia.
(Granted but Italian Mafians are angry at you because that was their sausage.)

I wish that I've been born in year 3001

                                                                                Ps. Sorry for italian grammar, just using google

Granted. You shall be erased only to be reborn as a beetle in the year 3001.  (would have been born is what i assume you mean...)

I wish I had a car.

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but you have to pay for it. Double the RRP. Oh dear

I wish for a Hobnob

[TheDarkAzura]

Granted, you have to say me what that is.

I wish.

[killsdazombies]

granted but you forget.

i wish for some ice cream, that dosnt melt, is chocolate has sprinkles and nothing bad can happen to it or me.

[notverygood]

Granted, but, dude, that's poisoned.

I wish for fire that doesn't destroy me or anyone I care about.

[Hobnob5000]

Granted, but it burns your house down.

I wish for a Miracle as my next 20 fake gods

[obsidian]

Granted, but you face all 20 at once   

I wish I got my pharoah and elite deja vu back

[killsdazombies]

granted , your fighting them

I wish for pie