Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[Auhm]

Granted, but it has no charger input and subsequently dies after a few hours use.

I wish for change in humanity.

[icybraker]

Granted, but that "Change" amounts to 5 pennies and 2 nickels.

I wish for another wish!

[assassim]

Granted. But your wish was delivered on opposite day.

I wish for nothing!

[icybraker]

Granted, but something comes out shortly thereafter.

I wish that that I had no wish.

[Qwandri]

granted, but your apathy spreads.

i wish for time.

[assassim]

Granted. But your time is coming to an end.

I wish for a PC

[Bloodshadow]

You get a crappy Windows 95.

I wish Elements has 1000 cards for every element, and they're not bogus cards, nor are they all rare. They are available for all to buy. They're all useful, strategic, and have synergy with other elements.

[Essence]

Granted, but the volume of information and graphics required to use them crashes your computer, the server, and the entire Internet.


I wish for a wish that won't be corrupted.

[Bloodshadow]

Granted. You have finally thought of a wish that can't be corrupted. But you didn't actually get anything.

I wish for an ubercomputer that can process the 1000 cards for every element. And that ubercomputer belongs to me. I have full access to it and all its features. It can be used to play all games, including Elements. And once I play Elements on that ubercomputer, nothing bad will happen to my account, to the game, to Zanz, to the new cards, to myself, to the world, or to the universe.

[Essence]

Granted.  But everyone that's not you or Zanz dies a horrible screaming death, and Zanz refuses to support the game on account of the death of all of his friends and family.

I use my uncorruptable wish from earlier and wish for an infinite supply of Ben and Jerry's Toffee Heath Coffee Crunch ice cream and a complete immunity to any ill health that said ice cream might inflict on me. ;p

[Kamietsu]

Granted, but not only is it melted, it is boiling at a scorching 212 degrees Fahrenheit and it will continue to stay at that temperature until it boils away completely.

I wish for the next poster to not make a wish.

[Essence]

Your wish fails because you tried to corrupt a definitionally uncorruptable wish.


I wish for a new Water card that gives mono-Water a viable FG farming deck.