Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[slovenc555]

Granted, but than jou are driven mad by the silence and kill yourself.

I wish my mouth to forever be full of maple sirup

[icybraker]

Granted. But it dries. So now you have a useless mouth. You die to starvation.

I wish this wish was granted!

[Kamietsu]

Granted, but when I become a mod I go back and change your wish.

I wish to find a loophole in this system.

[icybraker]

Granted, but an "accident" occurs and your dead body is mysteriously found in a back alley the very next day.

I wish that my desk wasn't so cluttered.

[Kamietsu]

Granted, you are not allowed to have cards in your deck and you auto-lose all your matches.

I wish all my cards were upgraded.

[icybraker]

Granted, but they're all Sundials.
For some reason.

I wish to increase homework productivity by 15.7 % annually!

[Kamietsu]

Granted, but sleep time is down 32.7% and your health declines 3.2% daily.

I wish I was Immune to all disease!

[icybraker]

Granted, but scientists then classify malaria as "not a disease" and you get it and die.

I wish that every droplet of blood in the world turned into liquid gold.

[Qwandri]

granted, but then king midas kills you for making this wish.
i wish for 30 dollars.

[Kamietsu]

Granted, but then you lose the money.

I wish I could venture into a black hole and not die.

[icybraker]

Granted, but once you come out, you die.

I wish I knew what color my guts were.

[Qwandri]

granted, but your method of seeing them (namely, puking them out.) kills you.

i wish for alchemy to work.