Re: Corrupt A Wish!

[xdude]

Granted, but your work is no longer required after you finish it.

I wish I was a dragon

[icybraker]

Granted, but you're dead. Have fun making use of your existence.

I wish for world peace!

[darkfrogger]

Granted, but aliens come and utterly destroy our disarmed masses.
I wish I had my left little finger  back.

[icybraker]

Granted, but shortly thereafter, your left arm is amputated.

I wish I were as cool as the next person to post.

[Qwandri]

granted, but that's not an achivement.

i wish to be cooler.

[icybraker]

Granted, but you're frozen in a block of ice and stuck in a refrigerator for eternity.

I wish J. D. Salinger is still alive.

[Qwandri]

granted, but he's blind and mute.

i wish for five guys burgers and fries.

[icybraker]

Granted, but the bill adds up to ten thousand dollars.

I wish the world was mine.

[Qwandri]

granted, but, well... you know...

i wish for a faster computer.

[icybraker]

Granted, but it gets stolen even before it arrived at your house.

I wish for a bigger house.

[Qwandri]

granted, but it has no insulation or heat.

i wish for more nice people.

[icybraker]

Bah humbug, why would I grant THAT wish? Get out before I destroy you.
Hrmph, you still want that wish granted? Well, fine, you noob. "Granted, except you're not one of them." Oh yeah. I'm mean.

...I make a pretty good mean person, don't I

I wish for a new iPod.