Vending Machine

[TJP12409]

You get a sharpened pencil, unfortunately, down to a stub

I put in a singularity

[pwnzor99]

You get apple pie.

I insert a cheesecake.

[Perryd]

You get morbidly obese

I insert my tounge

[slovenc555]

You get your foot.

I insert a mono deck

[edunavas]

You get burned.

I insert a broken vending machine

[slovenc555]

You get potato chips and 20 cents of change.

I insert a $, a £ and an €

[sbluen]

You get a hot dog, a muffin, and a salad.

I insert vacuum (I suck out the air).

[Chatix]

You get a burnt piece of cloth (wtf?)

I insert a poster of a bee hive

[slovenc555]

You get a real live bee hive shooting right at you so the bees chase you and you die in agony two weeks later.

I insert air (no more that pesky vacuum!)

[sbluen]

You get a flying weapon version of the machine on your side of the field, which I quickly insert basilisk blood into.

[TheOwner]

You get a frozen failure at life

You get my approval of Slovenc's new avatar

[918273645]

You get me laughing at your avatar.
I insert a Gravity pull.