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Title: Vending Machine
Post by: Kamietsu on January 27, 2010, 07:17:03 pm
Insert something into the "Vending Machine" and the next poster says what you get.
Example:

Poster A: Inserts shoe into vending machine.

Poster B: You get a rabid weasel! Inserts soda can into vending machine.

Poster C: You get a fairy! Inserts coin into vending machine.

Etc.

Inserts toothpick into vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on May 28, 2010, 01:17:36 pm
 Administrator Comment Tons of posts removed. Continuing from here.
You get 'WTF?"

I insert my the next poster.
Title: Re: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on May 29, 2010, 10:54:13 pm
you get the user posting after me

I inserta double bassdrum pedal
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Qwandri on June 01, 2010, 07:43:12 pm
you get a burst eardrum.
i insert a block of ice.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: dekskose on June 01, 2010, 08:26:50 pm
you get steam (lolwut)
i insert elevator Shoes for Men Stand (2 to 4 Inches Taller Comfort and Invisibly Discount offer 30% Buy now)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Hobnob5000 on June 01, 2010, 11:46:03 pm
You get a snow globe!

I insert a large pillow!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 01, 2010, 11:50:50 pm
You get a large pillowcase.

I insert a pineapple.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xKelevra on June 02, 2010, 02:37:48 am
You get a stylus.

I insert a miniature model of a piano.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 02, 2010, 07:10:32 pm
You get a miniature Acoustic Guitar.

I insert Chicken Vampires.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 02, 2010, 07:51:12 pm
You get attack kittens!

I insert a hoodie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 02, 2010, 07:54:10 pm
You get mugged.

I insert blood.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 02, 2010, 07:56:56 pm
You get sent to the hospital.

I insert my old math textbook.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 02, 2010, 07:59:01 pm
You get Ash.

I insert the burned Vending Machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: xKelevra on June 04, 2010, 06:14:22 am
You get tickets to a graduation commencement.

I insert trig problems.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 04, 2010, 12:52:33 pm
You get complex solutions.

I insert abbreviations.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: finkel on June 04, 2010, 01:10:48 pm
You get OMGWTFBBQ

I insert mai sammich
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 04, 2010, 01:18:41 pm
You get a half eaten one.

I insert vegetables.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 04, 2010, 07:24:07 pm
You get V8 juice.

I insert a fluff ball.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: finkel on June 04, 2010, 07:25:43 pm
You get a kitten!

I insert a box of used tissues.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 04, 2010, 08:05:06 pm
You get a ball of snot.

I insert a page of rants.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rastafla on June 04, 2010, 08:50:08 pm
You get an echo of insanity.

I insert a dirty sock puppet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 04, 2010, 08:54:21 pm
You get the other sock.

I insert a zombie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 05, 2010, 12:35:01 pm
You get killsdazombies.

I insert Finland!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 918273645 on June 05, 2010, 05:45:55 pm
You get people from Finland?

I insert a lawyer.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 05, 2010, 06:55:22 pm
You get sued by your lawyer?

I insert people from Finland.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Essence on June 05, 2010, 07:53:39 pm
You get an adorable diorama of Monty Python serenading ScaredGirl.


I insert an Elite Steam Machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 05, 2010, 09:26:15 pm
You get the 10 counters that were on it.

I insert a piece of toast.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 06, 2010, 05:51:24 am
You get peanut butter to the face!

I insert a rabid lemur.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 06, 2010, 05:32:58 pm
You get an exotic animal.

I insert a chihuahua.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 06, 2010, 05:36:15 pm
You get a hot dog.

I insert a tree.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Wardead on June 06, 2010, 05:40:35 pm
You get an apple on your head.

I insert "You get ....."
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 06, 2010, 08:23:04 pm
You get an error message.

I insert a small order of fries.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 08:35:23 pm
You get ketchup.

I insert a large sheet of glass.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 06, 2010, 08:36:46 pm
It breaks, and the machine ejects the broken pieces.

I insert a mark of :air
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 08:39:31 pm
You get a falcon.

I insert a computer mouse.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: deathdealer2222 on June 06, 2010, 08:42:22 pm
You get live mouse.

I insert chuck norris
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 08:45:34 pm
You get a roundhouse kick

I insert a round house (lol)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 06, 2010, 08:51:48 pm
You get a carrot.

I insert Soviet Russia.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 08:58:40 pm
You get Psuedo-Communist China

I insert a card that says OM NOM NOM
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 06, 2010, 08:59:38 pm
The machine eats you.

I insert the sun.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 06, 2010, 10:45:25 pm
You get fourth degree burns on your arms.

I insert a piece of pie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 918273645 on June 06, 2010, 10:47:01 pm
You get a clown thrown at you.

I insert a soda.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 10:58:51 pm
You collapse due to water intoxication.

I put in a dog bone covered in orange juice
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 06, 2010, 11:15:49 pm
You get a dog covered in apple juice.

I put in my sister's GBA.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 11:39:03 pm
You get a broken screen.

I insert a Mitsubishi.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 06, 2010, 11:42:59 pm
You get badly dubbed anime!

I insert the equation that I have for my personal text.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 11:47:49 pm
You get Numb3rs.

I insert bubble gum.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 06, 2010, 11:48:54 pm
You get peanut butter and dog hair.

I insert Joss Whedon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 06, 2010, 11:49:46 pm
You get Johnny Deep.

I insert flamethrower.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 06, 2010, 11:51:35 pm
You get a scorched Joss Whedon.

I insert a Wiimote.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 06, 2010, 11:56:53 pm
You get Super Smash Bros.

I insert my sister.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:00:17 am
You get a new twin brother.

I insert a salmon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:11:47 am
You get pink elephants.

I insert a TV.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:14:44 am
You get a potato.

I insert a tomato.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 07, 2010, 12:18:55 am
You get spaghetti.

I insert ddevan's potato.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:21:04 am
You get a piece of pizza.

I insert Fixari for screwing up my user name
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:22:32 am
You get two copies of Fixari.

I insert $100, and press the cherry coke button (which was there all along).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:25:33 am
You get Vanilla Pepsi.

I insert chocolate mousse.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 07, 2010, 12:27:25 am
You get a chocolate mouse!

I insert a spider.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:28:35 am
You get a scorpion.

I insert a pot filled with water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:29:26 am
You get a jar of pickles.

I insert a glass cannon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: finkel on June 07, 2010, 12:30:57 am
You get a crimson dragon.

I insert a snow globe with a man playing "chocolate rain" in the center and brown snowflakes.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:32:06 am
You get a heart attack.

I insert a voodoo doll of Tay Zonday.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:36:24 am
You get chocolate rain.

I insert a Season Pass.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:47:08 am
You get a lottery ticket.

I insert something.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:48:48 am
You get nothing.

I insert a turtle.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 12:49:38 am
You get an empty shell.

I insert bird's nest soup.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 12:51:04 am
You get a crayon.

I insert aforementioned lottery ticket.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 01:04:03 am
You get a computer that has an advertisement open which says "YOU WON THE LOTTERY! CLICK HERE!"

I insert a book.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 02:03:29 am
You get lots of random text.

I insert a large smiley face.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 02:06:21 am
You get :(

I insert  :-\
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 02:48:44 am
You get a knife.

I insert fire bombs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 07, 2010, 03:08:52 am
You get flash bombs.

I insert an earring.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 07, 2010, 03:09:48 am
You get a cardboard box.

I insert ice.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 07, 2010, 03:15:12 am
You get more ice.

I insert cell phone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tallguy2241 on June 09, 2010, 04:50:32 am
You get a microscope.

I insert a jar of jam.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 09, 2010, 05:46:48 am
You get a jar of peanut butter with a label saying, "Fixari's Jar. Touch and get burned."

I insert a laughing kid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 09, 2010, 02:27:20 pm
You get a calf and a lid.

I insert a chocolate bar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 09, 2010, 03:46:08 pm
You get vanilla ice cream.

I insert a box of Cocoa Pebbles.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 09, 2010, 04:21:07 pm
You get a bowl of milk.

I insert a radio.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 09, 2010, 05:29:34 pm
You get Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.

I insert a cow.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 09, 2010, 05:30:29 pm
You get a wok.

I insert stir-fry.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 09, 2010, 05:32:10 pm
You get chow mein.

I insert a clock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 09, 2010, 05:47:27 pm
You get bottled :time.

I insert bottled :light.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 09, 2010, 05:57:44 pm
You get Sprite.

I insert Dolphin Dash.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 09, 2010, 06:21:00 pm
You get a marble.

I insert the Pacific Ocean.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 09, 2010, 06:48:51 pm
You get Atlantic Avenue.

I insert a laptop.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 09, 2010, 08:24:37 pm
You get the rest of the lap.

I insert the teeth from ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 09, 2010, 08:59:52 pm
You get the tongue from  :P

I insert an energy-based lifeform.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 12:42:23 am
You get a Ray of Light.

I insert a miracle and 34 deadly poisons.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 12:45:24 am
You get owned by FFQ deck.

I insert a pillowcase full of gold.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 10, 2010, 12:55:37 am
You get a pock-marked floor and a children's eyeless ghost costume.

I insert a violin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 01:09:46 am
You go deaf.

I insert Osiris's old deck. (Remember that, when one gravity shield meant he couldn't do any damage?)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 01:13:43 am
You get mono-entropy.

I insert pants.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 02:13:42 am
You get a sandwich.

I insert my hand (I reach in).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 10, 2010, 02:40:20 am
You get your hand chopped off.

I (somehow) insert Implosion's severed hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 02:41:33 am
You get your hand chopped off.

I insert, with my still intact hand, Fixari's chopped-off hand holding my chopped-off hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 10, 2010, 02:58:54 am
You get a Metroid! Or whatever the leech-like things are...

I insert pineapple juice.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nkedwards90 on June 10, 2010, 03:08:40 am
You get the card Mark of Entropy!
I insert gasoline.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 03:09:25 am
you get the oil from the BP oil spill.

I insert a guava.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nkedwards90 on June 10, 2010, 03:11:06 am
You get shrunken head.
I insert Michael Jackson's glitter glove.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 03:15:06 am
You get a jar filled with pennies.

I insert a plastic sphere with diameter of 35 cm and density of 5 g/mL.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 03:32:41 am
You get cyrogenics.

I insert a boot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 10, 2010, 04:09:54 am
You get a slipper.

I insert the other slipper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tallguy2241 on June 10, 2010, 07:13:06 am
you get a banana peel.

I insert a vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zac33333 on June 10, 2010, 08:13:41 am
You get an autographed copy of Dont Stop by Journey.

I insert my electric guitar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 02:19:44 pm
You get an eclectic sitar.

I insert a dollar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 10, 2010, 02:22:57 pm
you get half a dollar! (total rip-off)

I insert an atom bomb  :P
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 02:36:28 pm
You get a penny.

I insert a phone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nkedwards90 on June 10, 2010, 04:05:59 pm
You get the wrath of Puppychow.

I insert explosive material from Mars.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 04:06:38 pm
You get gas from Jupiter.

I insert an emerald dragon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 04:08:53 pm
You get a an emerald and a dragon. The dragon then eats the emerald.

I insert a carrot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 04:14:19 pm
You get a tomato.

I insert Ice Bolts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zac33333 on June 10, 2010, 05:56:55 pm
You get electricity voltage shot through your body like a shotguns-worth of bullets. Ouch.

I insert Zanzarino.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 05:58:44 pm
You get banned.

I insert a giant knight's helmet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 08:39:11 pm
You get a gun.

I insert a shrew.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 09:17:47 pm
You get a vole.

I insert tissue paper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zac33333 on June 10, 2010, 09:29:05 pm
You get Jesus.

I insert an Otyugh
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 09:33:30 pm
You get devoured.

I insert a plastic chair.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 10, 2010, 09:48:28 pm
You get the Red Green series on DVD and a case of duct tape.

I insert human hair from my back.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 09:52:15 pm
You get clone wars.

I insert duct tape.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 09:56:21 pm
You get a duck and some scotch tape.

I insert a quarter on a string, then pull it out.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sSethia on June 10, 2010, 10:00:54 pm
You get bad karma.

I insert Dr. Pepper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 10:01:52 pm
You get Coca-Cola.

I insert a giant trash can.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 10, 2010, 10:10:34 pm
You get covered in trash!

I insert the previous two posters duct-taped together and covered in cheese.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 10, 2010, 10:13:19 pm
You get kicked in revenge >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(  >:(

I insert a diamond ring.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 10, 2010, 10:15:09 pm
The machine runs away with the ring.

I insert a KFC double down sandwich.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 10, 2010, 10:19:23 pm
You get a bucket of chicken!

I insert some crispy bacon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 11, 2010, 01:00:34 am
You get an angry pig.

I insert the letter "Ω"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 11, 2010, 01:16:49 am
You get a robot who wants to destroy Eggman.

I insert a fluffy bunny.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 11, 2010, 01:24:20 am
You get an angreh tiger.

I insert a duck.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 11, 2010, 01:29:11 am
You get duct-tape.

I insert an angry tiger.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 11, 2010, 03:03:02 am
You get a mellow liger.

I insert a lion.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 11, 2010, 03:52:34 am
you get eaten

I insert the lion that ate implosion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tallguy2241 on June 11, 2010, 03:56:48 am
You get imploded.

I insert an elderberry.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 11, 2010, 05:58:09 am
you get exploded.

I insert some otys.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 11, 2010, 01:45:35 pm
You get devoured.

I insert a cup o' tea.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 11, 2010, 08:09:33 pm
You get burned.

I insert a piece of gum.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 11, 2010, 08:26:25 pm
You get stuck to the machine.

I insert the machine, with Fixari attached, into a new machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 11, 2010, 08:28:34 pm
You get System Error.

I insert a bowl of ice cream.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 11, 2010, 08:29:57 pm
You get a waffle.

I insert a sponge.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 11, 2010, 08:38:24 pm
You get sponge cake.

I insert a fork and two remotes.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 11, 2010, 08:57:06 pm
You get a really funky thing that no one can identify.

I insert the next poster.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 11, 2010, 10:37:32 pm
You get distilled music, since that is what runs through my veins.

I insert my beautiful balloon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 11, 2010, 11:35:30 pm
The machine pops it and returns it.

I insert the poster AFTER the next poster (two posters from this one)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nkedwards90 on June 11, 2010, 11:37:33 pm
You get two Superbowl tickets. From 1998.

I insert my keyboard.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: johannhowitzer on June 11, 2010, 11:49:13 pm
Dangit, stop trying to shove me in here!

You get a keyboard set permanently to Dvorak-style.

I insert an arcade token.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 11, 2010, 11:52:00 pm
You get Wheel of Fortune.

I insert  :aether :aether :aether :aether :aether
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 12, 2010, 12:34:04 am
You get a cow.

I insert my sister's hat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 12, 2010, 04:32:40 am
you get an angry sister and a shredded hat.

I insert a xylophone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 12, 2010, 05:03:56 am
You get a recorder.

I insert the person who posts in 7 posts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: linkcat on June 12, 2010, 08:00:17 am
You get me.

I reinsert myself.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 12, 2010, 09:04:45 am
you get a brain and 10 of every quanta  :P

I insert linkcats brain
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: tinkady on June 12, 2010, 09:12:19 am
it solves the three-body problem and laughs at you.

I insert a laffy taffy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 12, 2010, 04:13:57 pm
You get some nerds.

I insert tiredness.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 12, 2010, 04:22:24 pm
You get a blowhorn.

I insert USB ports.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 12, 2010, 04:52:03 pm
You get USB sticks.

I insert the best thing in the world in the eyes of the next poster.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 12, 2010, 05:33:25 pm
You get melted.

I insert a cookie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 13, 2010, 12:48:22 am
you get crumbs.

I insert homework.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 13, 2010, 01:18:50 am
You get bad grades.

I insert prison food.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 13, 2010, 01:58:07 am
you get policemen taking you back to prison

I insert my sister
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 13, 2010, 02:34:11 am
You get my sister.

I insert a banana with maracas.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: linkcat on June 13, 2010, 03:45:04 am
You get a banana with a live grenade.

I insert the remains of Fixari.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 13, 2010, 04:05:55 am
You get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I insert a flag.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 13, 2010, 04:28:06 am
You get a Hetalia DVD.

I insert the Hetalia DVD, wearing gloves.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: linkcat on June 13, 2010, 08:33:43 pm
You get a slipper.

I insert a fork.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 13, 2010, 11:33:36 pm
You get a spoon.

I insert this smilie:   :-*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 13, 2010, 11:39:14 pm
The machine slowly backs away, then turns and runs.

I insert the English alphabet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 14, 2010, 12:17:55 am
You get the Arabic alphabet.

I insert a screaming kid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 14, 2010, 12:25:56 am
It grows up inside the machine at millions of times normal speed, and the machine returns the fully grown goat.

I insert a stapler.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Essence on June 14, 2010, 12:35:19 am
You get Norman from Office Space wearing a Tron suit and nerding out all over the floor.

I insert the Higgs field, a theoretical superforce that permeates the universe endowing matter with mass.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: linkcat on June 14, 2010, 09:13:53 pm
You get a Butterfinger.

I insert my Turquoise Nymph I just won.  :D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 14, 2010, 09:16:31 pm
You get jacked up. xD

I insert a Disneyland catalog (don't ask)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 15, 2010, 12:38:28 am
You get another Disneyland catalog!

I insert a sweater.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 15, 2010, 03:33:29 am
You get a guy with lots of sweat on him.

I insert a coke bottle cap.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 15, 2010, 05:21:31 am
You get splashed in the face with coke.

I insert my sister's IPods.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: guel on June 15, 2010, 05:26:19 am
you get silence

i insert a diploma
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WakSkylicker on June 15, 2010, 05:52:49 am
you get an atomic bomb

i insert Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 15, 2010, 06:35:37 am
you get pwned by chuck norris.

I insert chewing gum
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Decktrya on June 15, 2010, 06:46:37 am
you get a lolipop
i insert Space invaders limited edition
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 16, 2010, 03:49:22 am
You get a UFO.

I insert a safe, with a smaller safe locked inside. The smaller safe has two things in it: a third, empty safe, and $500.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ItzSean on June 16, 2010, 04:02:58 am
you get the the safe and  the combination to the first, not the next one

I insert a can of Dr Pepper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Retribution on June 16, 2010, 04:06:44 am
You get a pepper shaker and a can.

I insert a rock with a note attached to it in a foreign language.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 16, 2010, 04:52:12 am
You get a mermaid.

I insert a dog.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Essence on June 16, 2010, 08:21:56 am
You get a full Korean woman.


I insert a dog.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 17, 2010, 03:46:01 am
you get bubble gum.

I insert a can of pringles.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 17, 2010, 04:27:46 am
You get OMGWTFBBQ'd

I insert a notebook full of important documents and secrets.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 17, 2010, 05:49:17 am
You get shredded paper.

I insert the poster who posts two posts after this post.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 17, 2010, 02:20:32 pm
You get a glass of poison.

I insert a magic hat and a tom-tom.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 17, 2010, 10:33:39 pm
You get me! And boy, do I have a story to tell you...

I insert all the copies of any religious script.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 20, 2010, 07:02:17 pm
You get religious.

I insert zeegy boogey doog.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 20, 2010, 07:12:46 pm
Boom.

I insert your remains.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 20, 2010, 07:15:23 pm
You get BRAINS.

I insert a bowl of soapy water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 20, 2010, 07:25:23 pm
You get a bowl of soapy water.

I insert a bowl of soapy water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 20, 2010, 08:00:30 pm
You get the next poster's avatar.

I insert an orange highlighter.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 20, 2010, 10:20:05 pm
You get a digital camera.

I insert the next two posters.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 7_Deadly_Sins on June 20, 2010, 11:15:41 pm
You get the next three posters.
I insert a toy car.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: icecoldbro on June 20, 2010, 11:58:27 pm
u receive a hardboiled egg

u insert a laptop
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 21, 2010, 06:09:21 am
he gets 2 laptops,but you don't get anything :P

I insert a piece of blank paper
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 21, 2010, 08:46:32 am
You get som notes.

I insert an illegal code.

(had to replace it by order of SG)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 21, 2010, 01:10:31 pm
you get scaredgirl banning you for using the illegal code

insert a pile of rubbish
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 21, 2010, 01:45:00 pm
You get a vending machine full of rubbish.

I insert a spoiler
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 22, 2010, 05:44:16 am
you get an another spoiler
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 22, 2010, 10:04:06 am
You get nothing.

I insert a  ;)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 22, 2010, 03:30:33 pm
You get a  :-\

I insert a partridge in a pear tree.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 22, 2010, 04:00:37 pm
You get four mocking birds, three french hens and two turtle (correct?) doves.

I insert a vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 22, 2010, 06:20:57 pm
You get Chips Ahoy, but they go fast.

I insert 007.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 22, 2010, 06:49:22 pm
You get 300.

I insert mah lazor! *blaaaarg*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 22, 2010, 06:58:24 pm
You get Doctor Octogonapus! *blaaarg*

I insert a spider.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 22, 2010, 07:04:14 pm
You get an irradiated spider who tries to bite you.

I insert a semi-official bucket of win.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on June 22, 2010, 07:14:15 pm
You get a semi-official bucket of lose.

I insert a pokemon egg.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 22, 2010, 07:39:48 pm
You get an egg shell.

I insert kuyjnhbg.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 22, 2010, 07:48:11 pm
You get a land mine.

I insert my antimatter equivalent.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 22, 2010, 09:47:43 pm
You get  :entropy ?

I insert a yellow bandage.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 23, 2010, 02:32:38 am
You get a glass of water.

I insert liquid nitrogen.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 23, 2010, 10:16:23 am
You get magma.

I insert kryptonite.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 23, 2010, 10:45:46 am
you get an angry superman and no kryptonite,as it has been destroyed by the machine

I insert a laser beam and a plasma beam.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 23, 2010, 01:06:39 pm
You get electrocuted.

I insert your remains.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MaxMilen on June 23, 2010, 09:06:15 pm
You get a zombie.

I insert an eyelash.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 23, 2010, 11:40:52 pm
You get a barrel of rum.

I insert a barrel of fun.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 24, 2010, 08:26:24 am
You get a groan.

I insert aflatoxin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 24, 2010, 03:13:21 pm
You get cancer.

I insert socks.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 24, 2010, 03:19:08 pm
You get a cookie monster.

I insert nothing.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 7_Deadly_Sins on June 25, 2010, 07:14:56 pm
You get cookies.
I insert a ?
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 25, 2010, 07:24:32 pm
You get a !

I insert E=MC2
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 25, 2010, 07:45:27 pm
You get a tomato.

I insert a bucket of paint.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 25, 2010, 08:23:07 pm
You get paint in a bucket.

I insert my elementsthegame.com
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 25, 2010, 08:23:48 pm
You get elementsthegame.net

I insert a blowtorch
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 25, 2010, 08:29:08 pm
You get fired.

I insert this. (
)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 25, 2010, 08:29:40 pm
You get a pie.

I insert whoever it was from godaddy that decided to make elementsthegame.com die.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 25, 2010, 08:30:39 pm
You get a pool of blood and flesh.

I insert the game.

(BTW i lost it)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 25, 2010, 09:07:39 pm
You find it again.

I insert broken glass, a tire, $2000 and a sheet of paper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 25, 2010, 09:26:11 pm
You get five million dollars (
)

I insert flaming milk
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 25, 2010, 09:54:58 pm
The machine starts maiming some guy named flilk.

I insert a blue cat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 26, 2010, 08:58:36 am
You get awarded for such a sensational find.

I insert cheez doodlez.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MaxMilen on June 28, 2010, 12:02:47 pm
You get... absolutely nothing! ("Which is exactly what you are about to become!")

I put in the source of that quote.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 28, 2010, 12:29:38 pm
You get a fish.

I insert my underpants.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 28, 2010, 12:32:26 pm
You get yourself running around naked.

I insert a ninja
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 28, 2010, 01:00:58 pm
You get ninja'd.

I insert a square with five corners.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 7_Deadly_Sins on June 28, 2010, 08:27:00 pm
You get a circle with 0 corners.
I insert the Internet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on June 29, 2010, 07:33:10 am
You get AOL. America thanks you for getting itself back online.

I insert a healing potion.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 29, 2010, 11:02:52 am
You get a mana potion.

I insert a grmamatical error.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on June 29, 2010, 07:38:09 pm
You get a bunny with a pancake on its head.

I insert  a supermagnet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Kuroaitou on June 29, 2010, 07:51:25 pm
You get a bunny with a pancake on its head.

I insert a Supermagnet.
You receive a small package of random metallic objects (needles, nails, paper clips, and the like), alongside a note that says: "ADDITIONAL SUPERMAGNETS WILL COST YOU A $300 FINE".

I insert the pieces of a broken protractor and compass.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 7_Deadly_Sins on June 29, 2010, 08:21:13 pm
You get a forest.
I insert the Sun.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on June 29, 2010, 08:29:19 pm
You get an overcooked hamburger that still melts in your mouth, given that your own mouth doesn't melt first, which is a likely possibility given that you've just inserted THE SUN!

I don't insert.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 29, 2010, 08:37:58 pm
You don't get.

I insert awesomeness
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 29, 2010, 08:50:56 pm
You get lint.

I insert the universe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on June 29, 2010, 09:12:02 pm
You get the big crunch.

I insert a remote control bomb.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 7_Deadly_Sins on June 29, 2010, 09:41:08 pm
You get a volcanoe ( spelling? :P)
I insert a Vending Machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 29, 2010, 10:05:15 pm
You get unoriginality.

I insert an obelisk.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 29, 2010, 10:13:56 pm
You get an Executive Producer.

I insert yellow hair.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on June 29, 2010, 10:24:30 pm
You get a high school diploma.

I insert an arrow:

          >
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 7_Deadly_Sins on June 29, 2010, 10:51:50 pm
You get a backwards arrow :
<---------
I insert an Xbox 360
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on June 29, 2010, 11:04:37 pm
You ge a nintendo Wii

I insert Flying Monkeys
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on June 30, 2010, 02:23:46 am
The machine sprays them with evolution fluid and they evolve into more intelligent flying chimps.

I stretch and bend the machine in such a way that it becomes inserted into itself.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on June 30, 2010, 03:48:56 am
You get M.C. Escher

I insert 24 hours
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: $$$man on June 30, 2010, 05:44:08 am
You get Dog $H!7

i insert darth vader
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 30, 2010, 09:37:08 am
you get your father.

I insert a twilight DVD.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: guy_fawkes on June 30, 2010, 09:42:42 am
you get a bunch of underage girls! YAY!

insert a Vuvuzela
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 30, 2010, 09:44:22 am
You get irritated.

I insert a fish with a chainsaw tied to its back.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jamesdyer680 on June 30, 2010, 11:39:33 am
you get a chainsaw with a fish tied to its back.

I insert 1337.  8)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MaxMilen on June 30, 2010, 11:43:09 am
You get a modem.

I insert a country song, played backwards.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 30, 2010, 12:04:55 pm
you get a subliminal message.

I insert an iphone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on June 30, 2010, 05:58:16 pm
You get a properly capitalized iPhone.

I put in a portable tornado.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 30, 2010, 07:11:10 pm
You get a bad hair day.

I insert a wardrobe.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on June 30, 2010, 07:13:39 pm
You get out of style.

I insert SG
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on June 30, 2010, 07:24:20 pm
You get your seaborgium back. (element Sg).

I insert iFoam
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 01, 2010, 08:16:41 am
You get a foam eye.

I insert kachowaboonga.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on July 01, 2010, 12:02:04 pm
You get a queer look.

I insert pringles.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 01, 2010, 03:58:12 pm
You get a dog.

I insert pringles.
Freaky deja vu, huh?!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: theunamed on July 01, 2010, 03:59:06 pm
You receive an Empty bag.
I insert a Minor Vampire Card
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 01, 2010, 04:04:43 pm
You get your blood sucked by the vampire

I insert beer and vodka
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: theunamed on July 01, 2010, 04:11:10 pm
You get the game "Doodle God"
I insert an Alcaholic.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 01, 2010, 04:29:05 pm
I insert a boat and you don't get a pirate.

I insert google
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: theunamed on July 01, 2010, 04:35:20 pm
You receive Google Crome.
I insert Yahoo.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 01, 2010, 05:57:58 pm
You get new fees that you didn't have to pay for services you had before.

I insert Apple.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 02, 2010, 01:07:26 am
You get Bill Gates. He promptly attacks you.

I insert dry ice and C4.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 03, 2010, 12:03:46 am
You get dry ice cream and a number of moles of CO2 molecules equal to the number of C4 you put in.

I insert gasoline and then a lit match.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on July 03, 2010, 10:36:18 am
You get burnt.

I insert a new vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 04, 2010, 06:54:05 pm
You get lucky and get all the soda in the machine.

I insert a silver dollar and then press that button on the machine for water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 04, 2010, 06:58:00 pm
You get diet Sprite.

I insert a bomb that is set to explode in 5 minutes, then run away.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 04, 2010, 07:19:23 pm
You get executed.

I insert a rainbow-colored pen.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 04, 2010, 07:34:41 pm
You get a chunk of iron ore.

I insert a pencil and a CO2 fire extinguisher.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on July 04, 2010, 07:40:05 pm
You get a motorway.

I insert MacGyver.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 04, 2010, 07:42:50 pm
You get a paper clip, a rubber band, a marble, a plastic bag and instructions on how to build a 747 jet.

I insert a deja vu.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on July 04, 2010, 07:56:23 pm
You get the feeling youve done it before.

I insert a 747 jet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 04, 2010, 08:04:46 pm
You get a deja vu.

I insert a 747 jet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 918273645 on July 04, 2010, 08:08:40 pm
You get a B29Bomber.

I insert a lit firework.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on July 04, 2010, 09:29:02 pm
you get your finger blown up

i insert Elements v1.25 (?!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 05, 2010, 03:20:18 am
You get an access denied error for trying to insert an unreleased version and your body gets blown up, leaving only your head intact.

I insert your head.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 05, 2010, 04:06:15 pm
You get my hand!

I insert something, that nobody knows it's value.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 06, 2010, 08:22:31 pm
You get silver coins that don't say what value they are.

I insert an arcade token.

Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 06, 2010, 08:44:22 pm
You get a 1 up.

I inert a 7 up.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 06, 2010, 11:57:03 pm
You get a 7 up and a 10 down, making you still lose the game.

I insert a pheonix down.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 07, 2010, 04:52:01 pm
You get ash and the cost of one  :fire.

I insert good guys, bad guys and explosions as far the eye can see.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 08, 2010, 02:49:42 am
You get an aerial war stuffed in a machine.

I insert a disassembly robot running on batteries with the power switch on..
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 08, 2010, 02:55:51 am
You get a foggy monocle and a novelty oversized pencil.

I insert Pangaea.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 08, 2010, 03:00:55 am
you get Laurasia and Gondwanaland. 

I insert tacos.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Essence on July 08, 2010, 04:15:05 am
You get fish.

I insert implosion's new avatar.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: $$$man on July 08, 2010, 04:22:46 am
You get implosions old avatar.

I insert pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 08, 2010, 06:38:24 am
You get a Prunus Pescica (search wath that means)

I insert an acorn
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 08, 2010, 08:31:03 pm
You get an oak tree.

I insert the new avatar that I'm making.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zac33333 on July 08, 2010, 08:38:04 pm
You get disrespect.
I insert my private parts.....My gear cog and engine. (If you thaught I meant my ---- your perverted)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 08, 2010, 08:45:26 pm
You get Hitler.

I insert a toothbrush coated in acid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zac33333 on July 08, 2010, 08:52:17 pm
You get dentures.
I insert a Nintendo Gamecube.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 09, 2010, 05:40:26 am
You get it upgraded to the virtual reality Nintento Gamesphere with its spherical surround sound even though it is not even announced to come out yet.

I insert a hypercube with 4 dimensions.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zac33333 on July 09, 2010, 07:14:23 am
You get it upgraded to the virtual reality Nintento Gamesphere with its spherical surround sound even though it is not even announced to come out yet.

I insert a hypercube with 4 dimensions.
You get chuck norris.
I insert my vomit.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 09, 2010, 03:36:44 pm
You get a water balloon filled with vomit instead of water.

I insert a request to know how a hypercube attracts the attention of chuck norris.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on July 09, 2010, 09:31:10 pm
The vending machine falls on you.

I insert a monkey and a tequila.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 09, 2010, 11:14:20 pm
You get a plot hole and fall in.

While trying to get out from under the machine, I accidentally insert a speck of dust.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on July 10, 2010, 03:00:50 am
You get smokey from Lost :B

I insert Amnesia, a text adventure game.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: harry959 on July 10, 2010, 03:46:22 am
You get a blabering idiot with amnesia.

I insert a foot (don't ask where I got it).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Xoned on July 10, 2010, 04:37:51 am
You get a pirate.

I insert a coin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: icecoldbro on July 10, 2010, 08:17:28 am
u get a horse

i insert a  8)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: melzardust on July 10, 2010, 10:20:10 am
you get a  :o

I insert Icybreaker.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 10, 2010, 04:38:16 pm
You get Every Team Aether in existence destroying you

I insert a flashlight
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 10, 2010, 06:38:33 pm
You get a remote control lightswitch.

I insert cans of spam.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Purity_Riot on July 10, 2010, 06:44:54 pm
You receive spam in your inbox

I insert Pokemon Blue
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on July 10, 2010, 08:25:27 pm
You get MissingNo!

I insert a blank book
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 10, 2010, 08:34:38 pm
You get John McCain. XD

I insert Mafia 8
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 10, 2010, 08:36:38 pm
The machine lynches you.

I insert a faildraw.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: icecoldbro on July 11, 2010, 08:17:53 am
u receive a loss
u insert a armaggio
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 12, 2010, 01:27:03 am
He gets a black hole and gets sucked in. You're very lucky you didn't insert it that time.

I twin universe the machine, throw the ends of a rope into the insertion slot of both of them, and cut it in the middle so that it gets inserted into both machines at once.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 12, 2010, 01:31:17 am
A new copy of me emerges from each machine.

The two of us fight briefly, and one of us eventually manages to insert the other into one of the machines.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on July 12, 2010, 01:41:16 am
Don't cut the game plz!

I insert Paul the psychic octopus!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 13, 2010, 09:16:10 pm
From one machine, you get Murray, the talking skull. From the other, you get a ticket for not telling implosion what he gets.

I spread peanuts butter on the machines, stick them together, and insert that peanut butter-machine sandwich into a third machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 14, 2010, 12:30:25 am
Yeah... how did I cut the game? Just because I didn't post something in the usual format, doesn't mean it isn't a game post :).

Anyway...

You get a generic new car. On a separate note, the other two machines inexplicably vanish.

I insert hammer time.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: asymmetry on July 14, 2010, 12:34:26 am
MY BAD MY BAD english's not my native language.
you get MC hammer

I insert a six-pack of bud
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 14, 2010, 12:36:56 am
You get a broken altimeter.

I insert the ceiling.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 14, 2010, 12:48:41 am
You get the floor

I insert Bruce Lee in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 14, 2010, 02:13:47 am
You get Jackie Chan.

I insert nitrogen.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 14, 2010, 01:54:37 pm
you get nitroglycerine.

I insert explosives
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 14, 2010, 02:12:15 pm
You get TNT

I insert Cameron Diaz
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 14, 2010, 05:59:17 pm
 you get angelina jolie

I insert [SOMETHING]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Purity_Riot on July 14, 2010, 06:48:16 pm
You get [something else]

I insert  :time :light :water :life :gravity :fire :entropy :earth :death :darkness :air :aether
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 14, 2010, 06:57:22 pm
You get Rainbow.

I insert Voodoo Doll.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 15, 2010, 03:02:32 am
You get psychological forces exerted on your physical form.

I insert a lock.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 15, 2010, 03:18:04 am
You get a locker.

I insert a penny and a pistol.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 15, 2010, 04:17:37 pm
You get a Penny Arcade comic strip of a first person shooter.

I insert 2 slices of bread and a packet of jam.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 06:00:55 pm
you get one sandwich with ham, cheese, olives and peanut butter.

I insert a countdown.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 15, 2010, 06:08:38 pm
You get a time bomb

I insert a tennis racket
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 06:37:06 pm
you get a tennis ball shot deep into your skull.

I insert an "i" key.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 15, 2010, 07:00:19 pm
You get a keychain with an eye stuck on it.

I insert a broken cd-rom, carefully glued together.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 08:01:01 pm
You get a cd-rom, not so carefully  glued together.

I insert fun!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 08:03:22 pm
You get faith in Jesus

I insert a Remington 700 Sniper Rifle Pointed at my foot (I stupid)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 08:13:04 pm
You get an A40 sniper rifle with a modified barell pointed at a person a mile away (that makes it accurate to about 10 cm radius circle.)

I insert a SHOUT!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 08:15:10 pm
You get a little girl screaming and crying

I insert magical flying monkeys from Uranus
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 08:20:30 pm
ErroR I dont have any magical monkeys of any kind in or on my anus.

I insert total destruction!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 08:26:44 pm
You get Chernobyl

I insert   :aether :air :darkness :death :earth :entropy :fire :gravity :life :light :time :water

You get a little girl screaming and crying

I insert magical flying monkeys from Uranus
ErroR I dont have any magical monkeys of any kind in or on my anus.

I insert total destruction!!!
I actually didn't realize that it looked like I meant your butt I was just using a planet is Neptune better
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 08:33:51 pm
Oh, in that case you get an antlion.

you get  :water :time :light :life :gravity :fire :entropy :earth :death  :darkness :air :aether

I insert a bbq
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 08:36:02 pm
You get a heart attack at the age of 29 and again at the age of 29 and a half (killing you)

I insert my Grammar Workbook (too much homework... :'()
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 08:43:48 pm
You get held back a grade

I insert pure evil (aka slovenc555)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 08:45:58 pm
You get a piece of trash (aka slovenc555)

I insert Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 09:11:00 pm
Chuck Norris CAN win the game.

I insert a fact
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 09:14:33 pm
You get a conjecture (study your geometry if you don't know what it is)

I insert a vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 15, 2010, 09:16:21 pm
You get a coffee machine.

I insert an orange with the mouth of a snake.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 09:21:59 pm
You can't insert my step brother.
But you would get orange juice (you wouldn't know that there is the poison of a thousand boomslangs mixed in there)

I insert a dictonary for you to look up that a Boomslang is the most venomous snake EVA!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 09:24:13 pm
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 12 minutes remaining.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 09:24:13 pm
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 9 minutes remaining.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 09:32:55 pm
You get explanation for the countdown code
Code: [Select]
[countdown=hour (00-24),minute(00-59),year,day(01-31),month(01-12) that i insert.

Btw, the preperations aren't going well, so here's the new date AND countdown
23rd of August, 2020
Be back in:8 years 10 months 18 days 18 hours 11 minutes remaining.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 15, 2010, 09:32:55 pm
You get explanation for the countdown code
Code: [Select]
[countdown=hour (00-24),minute(00-59),year,day(01-31),month(01-12) that i insert.

Btw, the preperations aren't going well, so here's the new date AND countdown
23rd of August, 2020
Be back in:8 years 10 months 18 days 18 hours 8 minutes remaining.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 15, 2010, 09:35:40 pm
10 points to anybody who can tell me exactly when that countdown ends

You get a stare of confusion as I try to figure out exactly what you inserted

I Insert HAPPINESS
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 16, 2010, 04:40:50 am
You get hugged by the insertion fairies.

I insert a circuitboard and a soldering iron.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 16, 2010, 11:20:09 am
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(classify this as spam, and crown ME the king of spam)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 16, 2010, 07:59:25 pm
You get a look of shame because you don't know what the Kingdom of Spam is its the greatest topic in the world if you want to look at it but no one responded yet and I'm depressed I pwn the Kingdom on a couple other websites though

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END THE SPAM WAR (here) lets get back to the game
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 17, 2010, 08:22:13 pm
You get lots of derogatory remarks and cans of spam.

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Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 17, 2010, 08:37:12 pm
You get a Great White pulling you into the water

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Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 18, 2010, 12:41:06 am
The machine runs over you on its wheels

I insert swiss cheese and anticheese.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 18, 2010, 12:43:40 am
You get a Swiss army knife.

I insert a regular army knife.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 01:12:08 am
You get commando stabbed to the face

I insert The Owner
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 18, 2010, 01:22:44 am
You get a very, very angry moderator.

I insert the cake.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 01:29:55 am
You get a birthday

I insert a question: Has no one figured out when this timer ends?
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 12 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points (I less than three you points)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 01:29:55 am
You get a birthday

I insert a question: Has no one figured out when this timer ends?
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 9 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points (I less than three you points)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 18, 2010, 04:26:14 am
You get wild guesses.

I insert a write-in vote for December the Second for the 2012 primaries.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 05:18:22 am
You get a piece of paper with Sarah Palin on it because she will NEVER make it on the ballot

I insert the same question until someone answers it
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 12 minutes remaining.
Its work ten points [(less than three) points]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 05:18:22 am
You get a piece of paper with Sarah Palin on it because she will NEVER make it on the ballot

I insert the same question until someone answers it
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 9 minutes remaining.
Its work ten points [(less than three) points]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: aequals1 on July 18, 2010, 08:08:01 am
you get the answer

i insert my phone number
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Svenningen on July 18, 2010, 09:20:24 am
you get a stalker.

I insert a balrog
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 01:14:36 pm
You get a Grey bearded Gandalf dying

I insert the same question until someone answers it:
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 12 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points [(less than 3) points]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 01:14:36 pm
You get a Grey bearded Gandalf dying

I insert the same question until someone answers it:
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 9 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points [(less than 3) points]
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 18, 2010, 03:07:07 pm
You get a Grey bearded Gandalf dying

I insert the same question until someone answers it:
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 12 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points [(less than 3) points]
You get my answer. (December 21, 2012)

I insert my hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 18, 2010, 03:07:07 pm
You get a Grey bearded Gandalf dying

I insert the same question until someone answers it:
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 9 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points [(less than 3) points]
You get my answer. (December 21, 2012)

I insert my hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 03:18:39 pm
You get banana for hands

I insert a revised question:

What is the exact time?
You get a Grey bearded Gandalf dying

I insert the same question until someone answers it:
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 12 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points [(less than 3) points]
You get my answer. (December 21, 2012)

I insert my hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 03:18:39 pm
You get banana for hands

I insert a revised question:

What is the exact time?
You get a Grey bearded Gandalf dying

I insert the same question until someone answers it:
You get citrus filled snake bite because as Chuck Norris I don't believe in Boom Slangs

I insert...
THE END OF THE WORLD
7 months 25 days 22 hours 9 minutes remaining.
Its worth ten points [(less than 3) points]
You get my answer. (December 21, 2012)

I insert my hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 18, 2010, 08:26:44 pm
12:00

I insert...
A STUPID QUESTION
It's my birthday!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 18, 2010, 11:33:21 pm
You get a stupid answer... +1 Karma for correctly getting my question I less than 3 you

I insert hugs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 19, 2010, 11:40:29 am
you get more hugs and some kisses back (I like people that give me karma).

I insert a massacre (I also like violence)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Thalas on July 19, 2010, 11:49:37 am
you get a TV

I insert movie
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 19, 2010, 12:35:09 pm
You get a film.

I insert gruesome fruit.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bender74d on July 19, 2010, 03:44:18 pm
you get a nasty smoothie

i insert a slice of pizza
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Svenningen on July 19, 2010, 03:45:12 pm
you get some anchovies

I insert myself!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Thalas on July 19, 2010, 06:23:47 pm
You get Negninnevs your evil twin


I insert 1$
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bender74d on July 19, 2010, 06:29:33 pm
You get four quarters

I insert an eject button
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 19, 2010, 06:42:10 pm
You get a Return Key

I insert  :life
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bender74d on July 19, 2010, 06:44:30 pm
it gets suck and eventually turns into  :death

i insert a soap on a rope
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 19, 2010, 06:45:55 pm
You get a much needed bath

I insert the eighth toe on my third foot
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 20, 2010, 01:40:44 am
You get an evil toe that wants revenge for cutting off its blood supply.

I insert your trident.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 20, 2010, 02:56:07 am
You get a discord.

I insert a toothpick on a stick.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 20, 2010, 07:16:43 pm
You get that piece of corn that's been stuck in between your teeth for the last two weeks

I insert love
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 21, 2010, 07:38:37 pm
You get gratitude

I insert hate....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 21, 2010, 07:42:48 pm
You get my feelings towards you (just joking I less than three you very much)

You get depression
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 21, 2010, 08:29:59 pm
I reinsert said depression.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 21, 2010, 08:31:51 pm
You get a suicidal teenager who may go mentally insane and attempt to blow up the White House by riding a tactical nuke through the front door

I insert confusion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 21, 2010, 08:32:53 pm
You get a chicken.

I insert the recent Youtube scandal.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 21, 2010, 08:34:44 pm
You get the recent UNC scandal

I insert something that cannot be ruined hurt and most stay the same forever I call it cheese
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 21, 2010, 10:47:05 pm
You get a cheesecake

I insert in a glass a lemon, sugar, rum and ice  (it´s a famous brazilian drink)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 21, 2010, 10:49:34 pm
You get a sloppy drunk eating that cheesecake you gave me.  It's an unknown fabrication that when drunk you steal cheesecakes and happiness

I insert a wish: I wish people weren't annoying and just yelled in some topics
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 22, 2010, 12:40:09 am
You get this (http://www.webpulp.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/5414660_8716bf615a.jpg)

I insert a pancake with a bunny on the top.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 22, 2010, 12:42:31 am
You get a fat bunny and a half eaten pancake

I insert the meaning of life
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 22, 2010, 02:51:31 pm
You get the eternal happiness

I insert the victory
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 22, 2010, 07:59:13 pm
You get a one use mind switching machine that puts you on the losing team
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 22, 2010, 08:03:12 pm
you get nothing

I insert a flying monkey drinking Cuba libre and eating aspirin while sitting on a pink elefant of yellow collor eating a mutated orange that has a hangover from last week (been a wild party and I was drunk since so...)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 22, 2010, 08:13:33 pm
You get a grammar lesson for misspelling color and then kicked out of whatever school / job you have

You get my super amazing new signature (remember always attach it to what I just said)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 22, 2010, 08:17:15 pm
Insert something much?! I insert a  :'(
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 22, 2010, 08:20:51 pm
Insert something much?! I insert a  :'(
You get a clown and a ;D

I insert :(
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 22, 2010, 08:22:25 pm
You get a chair.

I insert an antiwalrus.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 22, 2010, 08:25:22 pm
You get :entropy :water

I insert bombs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 22, 2010, 08:26:35 pm
You get what I've planted on the back side of your monitor
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 22, 2010, 08:29:10 pm
I insert photoshop!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 22, 2010, 08:31:53 pm
You get a picture for our team because we will probably end up playing WoE together

I insert a sticky note to remind to post an I insert...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 22, 2010, 09:09:48 pm
You get the reminder tattooed on your hand.

I insert a tortilla.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 22, 2010, 09:12:09 pm
You get a Quesodilla

I insert my next door neighbors Labrador who they just died purple and shaved designs into his back.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 23, 2010, 03:21:12 am
You get this (http://icanhascook.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lolcat.jpg).

I insert this (http://www.whataboutwatermelon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/blue-watermelon-2.jpg).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: bigbadbanana on July 23, 2010, 03:39:08 am
You get a banana.

I insert a vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 23, 2010, 11:51:58 am
You get a soda

I insert a malfunction pen
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 23, 2010, 09:23:04 pm
You get ink covered pants and poison it that big cut I made in your leg.

I insert the only known antidote to ink poisoning
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 24, 2010, 04:39:56 am
You get the scalpel he used to amputate his leg and prevent the poison from reaching his body.

I insert that leg, wrapped in its tournaqette (is that how you spell it?).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 24, 2010, 12:21:44 pm
You get a zombie leg butt kicking

I insert darkness
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 24, 2010, 08:59:07 pm
You get the Iron Maiden´s cd called Fear of the Dark


I insert a girl´s underwear
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 24, 2010, 09:25:12 pm
You get a naked girl

I insert clothing for the naked the girl
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 24, 2010, 09:26:48 pm
You get a blanket.

I insert said blanket.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 24, 2010, 09:29:35 pm
You get the naked girl slapping you in the face for taking her only form of covering herself

I insert DDevz (I know you hate it)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ddevans96 on July 24, 2010, 09:34:32 pm
You get the girl kicking you, because she's my girlfriend.

I insert :fire :fire :fire
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 24, 2010, 10:18:37 pm
You get burnt

I insert a surfboard
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: proman1355 on July 24, 2010, 10:29:51 pm
You get a tsunami

I insert cheese.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 25, 2010, 04:13:36 am
You get a happy mouse.

I insert a fractal.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 26, 2010, 05:25:03 pm
You get chaospro 4.0
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 26, 2010, 07:38:46 pm
.....

I insert whatever slovenc555 forgot to insert
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 26, 2010, 08:31:51 pm
you get whatever he wants


i insert a mouse (animal)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 26, 2010, 08:39:33 pm
You get a blood covered mouse tail with a cat claw stuck in it.

I insert my signature
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 27, 2010, 01:09:52 am
You get a personalized stamp of approval so that you no longer have to wear out your hand signing everything.

I insert a negative amount of money.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on July 27, 2010, 01:13:57 am
You get a homeless person asking you for spare change.

I insert a glass egg.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 918273645 on July 27, 2010, 01:32:34 am
You get Cake of Gratitude! Heal yourself for 99999 HP per turn. Cost: 999999999999999 Other quanta

I insert Cake of Gratitude!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 27, 2010, 12:31:23 pm
You get a belly ache

I insert the keyboard key "insert"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 27, 2010, 01:48:25 pm
ERROR my keyboard doesn't have that key (or scroll lock).

I wish for speed!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: giversgivealot on July 27, 2010, 01:50:55 pm
ERROR my keyboard doesn't have that key (or scroll lock).

I wish for speed!
i think you mixed up games cause you inserted a dime there LOL
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 27, 2010, 02:00:10 pm
well, insert something (wow. I am confused)

I insert a cyber thing
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 27, 2010, 07:32:16 pm
You get a cyber bug thing

I insert my hopes a dreams of everyone actually posting on The Kingdom of Spam only half the people have put in their entries.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ItzSean on July 28, 2010, 04:56:57 am
You get a can of spam.

I insert a bottle of Typhoon Mountain Dew.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 28, 2010, 05:56:15 am
You get burped on.

I insert a gun that shoots guns.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GRANLEE on July 28, 2010, 06:24:22 am
you get an empty guns

i insert some useless junk
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on July 28, 2010, 02:40:56 pm
You get a teletransporter that can teleport you even to the moon.

I insert the moon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 28, 2010, 05:15:42 pm
You get swiss cheese.

I insert a Mars Rover.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 28, 2010, 07:00:27 pm
You get a little black box going in circles on a giant red canvas

I insert the life on mars that we killed.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 29, 2010, 06:03:08 am
You get a stash of DNA.

I insert the Milky Way.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 29, 2010, 09:32:25 am
you get tuna

I insert cats
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 29, 2010, 07:33:51 pm
You get my training program for cats:  How To Make an Attack Cat (it only works on one person, who just so happens to be my sister)

You get my annoyed and angry sister
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GRANLEE on July 29, 2010, 10:25:16 pm
you get a bodybag with your sister in it

i insert the gun i used to kill her
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on July 29, 2010, 10:33:28 pm
You get arrested, you go to jail, drop the soap and get attacked every night and every day.

I insert your body bag from when your electrocuted.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GRANLEE on July 29, 2010, 10:49:50 pm
you get a ghost haunting you for the rest of your life

i insert the ghost of your sister
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 30, 2010, 02:00:36 am
You get a hounted machine that howls a lot.

I insert a sound muffler.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Clipse on July 30, 2010, 02:56:34 am
You get 10,000 cash

I insert my parking ticket
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 30, 2010, 05:46:49 am
You get sued for illegal transfers of paper.

I insert a chocolate-coated marshmallow Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Svenningen on July 30, 2010, 11:39:31 pm
You get a wet Chuck Norris marshmellow, someone mustve licked of the chocolate!


I insert a old gymshoe
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GRANLEE on July 31, 2010, 12:11:04 am
you get the other gymshoe

i insert a random game
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Perryd on July 31, 2010, 12:17:09 am
You get pregnant

I insert my authorotiy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on July 31, 2010, 12:14:49 pm
You get laughed at

I insert a water ballon
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GRANLEE on July 31, 2010, 07:08:15 pm
you get a slingshot

i insert a X-box 360
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: bob t billdr on July 31, 2010, 07:20:36 pm
You get Quickscoped.

I insert the radiator from an old jeep.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on July 31, 2010, 11:19:45 pm
You get a microwave.

I insert guns that shoot fists.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Perryd on August 01, 2010, 12:26:48 am
You get fists that shoot guns

i insert my hand
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 01, 2010, 04:10:42 am
You get a palm tree with hands as its fruit and a trunk that looks like an arm.

I insert a stole. You know, a stole. It's a piece of clothing that looks like a scarf.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chatix on August 01, 2010, 09:41:01 pm
You get an actual scarf.

I insert a blackboard
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Perryd on August 02, 2010, 05:41:29 am
you get a white board saying "no one uses blackboards these days"

i insert my phone
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on August 02, 2010, 11:49:35 am
You get an Iphone

I insert work vacation
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 04, 2010, 03:00:37 am
You get an airplane ticket, a towel, and an impatient taxi.

I insert the thief who stole my wallet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: icecoldbro on August 04, 2010, 06:40:58 am
u receive a miniturized head

i insert a PB and J sandwich
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Svenningen on August 04, 2010, 12:54:15 pm
It explodes, you die.

I insert a mechanic to fix it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chatix on August 04, 2010, 02:38:17 pm
You get a vending machine

I insert Svenningen =3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 06, 2010, 11:54:48 pm
You get told to respect his personal space.

I insert the Dungeon Master!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on August 08, 2010, 07:09:08 pm
You get an escape pod.

I insert 10100000 individually wrapped mints.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Svenningen on August 08, 2010, 11:50:39 pm
They all come out again, unwrapped. Paper comes after..


I insert a ladder!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Perryd on August 10, 2010, 06:39:49 am
You get a snake

I insert an angry badger
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: implosion on August 10, 2010, 11:48:10 pm
You get a mushroom (see what I did there?)

I insert a sea cucumber that I've trained to jump through hoops of fire.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on August 11, 2010, 11:10:45 am
You get my phone number  ;)

I insert a King Cobra snake.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 12, 2010, 06:11:06 am
You get the power to speak in parseltongue.

I insert a nightmare.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: harry959 on August 12, 2010, 06:14:05 am
You get fractal.
I insert Barack Obama, Savior of the Universe
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: jpallase on August 12, 2010, 09:26:21 am
you get aliens trying to take over the universe

i inert  :aether :darkness :earth and
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Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fixari on August 13, 2010, 05:20:14 pm
You get a big mess.

I insert a water bottle.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on August 13, 2010, 06:57:11 pm
You get an oasis

I insert a very ugly girl
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 17, 2010, 02:49:29 pm
You get cooked meat.

I insert the writing end of an unsharpened pencil.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TJP12409 on August 17, 2010, 02:54:32 pm
You get a sharpened pencil, unfortunately, down to a stub

I put in a singularity
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: pwnzor99 on August 18, 2010, 05:49:05 pm
You get apple pie.

I insert a cheesecake.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Perryd on August 19, 2010, 06:02:06 am
You get morbidly obese

I insert my tounge
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on August 19, 2010, 10:27:03 am
You get your foot.

I insert a mono :fire deck
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: edunavas on August 19, 2010, 11:53:24 am
You get burned.

I insert a broken vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on August 24, 2010, 11:17:34 am
You get potato chips and 20 cents of change.

I insert a $, a £ and an €
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 24, 2010, 08:00:05 pm
You get a hot dog, a muffin, and a salad.

I insert vacuum (I suck out the air).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Chatix on August 24, 2010, 08:29:35 pm
You get a burnt piece of cloth (wtf?)

I insert a poster of a bee hive
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: slovenc555 on August 25, 2010, 08:21:07 am
You get a real live bee hive shooting right at you so the bees chase you and you die in agony two weeks later.

I insert air (no more that pesky vacuum!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on August 29, 2010, 01:32:35 pm
You get a flying weapon version of the machine on your side of the field, which I quickly insert basilisk blood into.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TheOwner on September 02, 2010, 11:32:54 pm
You get a frozen failure at life

You get my approval of Slovenc's new avatar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: 918273645 on September 06, 2010, 04:21:31 am
You get me laughing at your avatar.
I insert a Gravity pull.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: harry959 on September 12, 2010, 04:19:37 am
You get a pissed off PvP oppenent
I insert a fractal
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: sbluen on September 17, 2010, 04:17:35 pm
You get nothing because I already inserted a nightmare.

I insert the cancer I got from my corrupted wish.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Toimu13 on September 22, 2010, 07:04:10 pm
You get free hair removal operation!

I insert the hot chick from my precal class that sits in-front of me... NAKED!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Purity_Riot on September 22, 2010, 07:24:35 pm
you get a sign reminding you you're a pervert.

I insert a new tread (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,12865.new.html#new)
blarg: