Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Spiraler]

Granted, nobody comes within a mile of you.
I wish for this:

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but you're blind, deaf, mute, and you can't feel anything. Oh, and your nose is plugged up.

I wish for a marquee.

[Spiraler]

I can't grant that, I don't know what it is.
I wish for the definition of that word.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it's this.
I wish for everyone to know the the meaning of marquee.

[Spiraler]

Granted, everyone forgets how to do everything else.
I wish for my wish to be in a dream in a matrix in a dream in another dream.

[Blazken]

Granted, But Your Dream Becomes A Nightmare And Then You Wake Up 10 Hours Later Then Start To Scream. I Wish I Had A Loud Speaker To Say I Herd U Liek Mudkipz To The World.

[Sintendo337]

granted, but when you turn it on it gets eaten by an oty.
i wish for a higher EM percentage

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you EM .000000000000000000000000001% more, and you lose 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of all games.

I wish for a good deck.

[Spiraler]

Granted, you don't know how to use it.
I wish for a pie that tastes good, and doesn't get thrown at me.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it's a lie. Like that famous cake.

I wish for powerz.

[Jen-i]

Granted - but you get electocuted

I wish for a ninja to kill the person that grants my wish

[Camoninja]

Granted, I commit suicide. No ninja buddy for you! ^_^
I wish I hadn't done that.