Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Funkyvenom]

granted, it works. when time is stopped it won't really do anything, but it isn't broken, and when time starts again, it will do everything the it always does. what a waste of a wish!

I insert a copy of "Metroid Prime 3: Corruption".

[scauduro221095]

When you do your wii blows up so does the game
I wish my computer would do everything that it does normally when time is stopped and that it isnt broken

[kitty45]

Granted,but when times start it can''t do anything
I wish

[RagingAlien]

Granted, but you didn't have any transparent color text, so you get feces.

I wish for other people to never learn about the transparent color code.

[scauduro221095]

granted but you become mute and when you try to write it comes out in transparent text so no one understands you
i wish for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really

[SickTanicK]

Granted and it vanishes.
I wish for more moniez so I can get to the Wild Week of Weirdos!

[yezpahr]

Granted, but upon discovery by the TAX agency of your country, my country, the FBI, CIA and the Alien TAX companies of all species, total money you got was minus 9.001 SpaceBucks. Meaning you are now bankrupt, stripped from your right of wishing and they put a ban on wishing for money as well, to prevent further destabilizing of the income of the Illuminati.

I wish distributing/downloading/copying/redistributing movies would be made legal, if, upon earning money, some royalties would be paid to the creators of that movie.  (Watching downloaded version of Paul the Alien now, will hit the cinema in 10 days  ).

[scauduro221095]

Granted but as it wasnt made legal when you were watching illegal downloads you were put in prison forlife
I wish for 3 genies and each genie would grant me three wishes which would let me wish for 3 genies each and each genie would grant me three wishes which would let me wish for 3 genies each which would let me wish for anything that i wanted.

[yezpahr]

Granted and upon that, you suddenly gain consciousness and wish that you didn't wish it, whereupon it's automatically granted by higher consciousness of the universe itself.

Then the universe grants that this (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,19966.msg326338#msg326338) post gets deleted, your post gets deleted and the story continues as if nothing happened. That includes the deletion of posts, whereas that leaves me with one wish.

I wish Zanzarino made the Relic-card useful.

[scauduro221095]

Granted he makes it generate nymphs and mark cards for free. Unfortunately people reckon it OP and they nerf it back to what it was before.
i wish my wish wasnt deleted so that i can still get all those genies.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, the genies hate you and corrupt all your wishes worse than anyone else can.

I wish someone would tell me the transparent text code.

[scauduro221095]

Granted, i tell you but as it was one of my wishes to tell you and my genie corrupted it you get told and then forget it straight away. BAM!! karma for blocking my genies
i wish my genies wernt corrupted anymore