Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Five In One]

Granted, but they have arms and wings instead. And they're ready to fight for their fallen brothers.

I wish posting on the Forum Games section actually gave you some posts.

[doublecross]

Granted, but posts no longer do anything.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Five In One]

Granted, but you accidentally cause a time paradox by fooling around with it and cause yourself not to get the TARDIS through an extremely elaborate and confusing chain of events spanning several centuries.

I wish I had a pancake.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, but it's made of  . Lots and lots of , but you can't spend it or eat it, so you paint it and keep it as a pet.

I wish I wasn't insane.

[lolicjj]

Granted, you're now otaku.
I wish i can't get hungry easily.

[Seraph]

Granted, but then you starve
I wish I could get a proper schedule/class change

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you get enrolled into the 'Low-Security Supervillianic Crime Lord Swindler' class.

I wish for a emote card.

[funerallaughter]

Granted: Its tears wet its mascara and drip all over your carpet.

I wish for new underwear.

[Wardead]

Granted, but they turn out to be super-tight. Ouch.

I wish for a way to get BP stumped on the thread "Ask BP".

[EssRocks]

Granted, but then BP would discover the true meaning of life, and gain all knowledge so he is never stumped again.

I wish that there could be a fool-proof all around FG deck, and it was very inexpensive.

[funerallaughter]

Granted, the next hour the government shuts down the internet.

I wish for blindness

[lolicjj]

Granted, you got super-black sunglasses.
I wish for better game