Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you read the minds of plants. And they are very chatty.

I wish I had a suitcase of infinite rubber hands.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but it's locked and you can't get it open.
I wish for a leprechaun.

[Spiraler]

Granted, but all he ever does is beat you up.
I wish for a mac.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you get a guy named Mac. He's very violent.

I wish for a drop of  .

[agentflare]

You get exactly 1.19 mL of water.
I wish for something that can't go wrong.

[Flayne]

granted, you get an A+++++ in a test with nothing "Wrong  in it" 



I wish for a magical rubber that rubs anything out

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it rubs you out.

[Flayne]

since you wish for nothing, you get nothing, can't get anymore corrupt than that 



I wish for a Giant Graviton fortress in which I rule.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it has an infinite number of traps, and you avoid none of them.

I
Wish
For
The
Ability
To
Talk
Normally.

[Nepycros]

¡ǝuop ǝʌ,noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʞool ʍou ʇnq 'pǝʇuɐɹפ

.retnirp a rof hsiw I ,neht woN

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it prints evil zombies.

I wish for gold and mercury alloy training bracelets.

[Spiraler]

Granted, it explodes.
I wish this was regular.