Best long "joke" I've heard was about purple ping pong balls.
I've neither the time nor the inclination to match the brilliance of the "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER" joke, but here a quick version of the ping pong ball joke. You can make this joke as long as you want by going into more detail.
A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?'
The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.
Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'
The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.
The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the father heard a small popping noise from his sons room. Curiously, he went upstairs to see what happened. The room smelled smokey and the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was surprised and asked what happened. The son said, "Father, it's as simple as the nose on your face." The father didn't want his son to think he was stupid so he decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.
`Father,' replied the son, `I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'
The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.
The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning the father heard a loud bang from his sons room. He quickly ran up to see what happened. The room was full of smoke and all the pink ping pong balls were gone. The father was surprised and asked what happened. The son said, "Father, it's as simple as the nose on your face." The father didn't want his son to think he was stupid so he decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.
`Father,' said the son to this, `I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.'
The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?'
`A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed.
`I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls,' said the father, `but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls.
The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next morning the father awoke to a thunderous roar and the whole house shook. He bolted up to his sons room. The room was bollowing smoke and the pink ping pong balls were gone. The father was surprised and asked what happened. The son said, "Father, it's as simple as the nose on your face." The father didn't want his son to think he was stupid so he decided not to say anything. The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again.
The next year, the wather was sure his sone would get a car, but felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday.
`Dearest father,' the son started, `I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.'
One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humour his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory.
The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home.
The following morning, the father was shaken awake by a violent earthquake. He looked out the window and saw a huge plume of smoke in the direction of the warehouse. He sped over to see what happened. His son was in the warehouse, but otherwise it was completely empty. The ping pong balls were gone. The father was dumbfounded and asked what happened. The son said, "Father, don't you see? It's as simple as the nose on your face." The father didn't want his son to think he was stupid so he decided not to say anything.
The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong.
`Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.'
It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country.
The next day, the father took his son to the harbour and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there.
`Father,' the son said, `You've made me very happy yet again.'
That night, the son spent on board the tanker.
The father knew something astounding was going on so he decided to stay awake and watch the tanker. Shortly before sunrise a blinding light obscured the fathers vision and a deafening explosion rocked the car. When he ragained his senses he noticed a huge black mushroom cloud above the tanker. Otherwise the tanker was fine. He went aboard and noticed the pink ping pong balls were gone. The father asked what happened. The son said, "Father, I've told you. It's as simple as the nose on your face." The father didn't want his son to think he was stupid so he decided not to say anything.
A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital.
His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?'
Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'
The father held his son's hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. I'm not a smart man and I know you think it's as simple as the nose on my face, but son, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.'
`Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.'
The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk.
`Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.'
The son nodded weakly.
The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room.
`Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls,' the father requested.
The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.
`I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.
`I- I-'
Then he died.
