Re: Vending Machine

[Delreich]

You get a CT 5 Holy.

I insert Divine Glory.

[Eleazar]

You get a swarm of Morning Glories.

I insert Zanzarino.

[Lz_erk]

You receive a totally unrelated political diatribe.

I insert ineffective self-perpetuating government-imposed regulations.

[slovenc555]

You get a Bigfoot and a cowboy arguing about gay marrige. (Bigfoot is for it, cowboy against it. Bigfoot told the cowboy that only gay people wear cowboy costumes, so there was a biiiig fight.)

I insert... insert... oh i renember! short term memory lo-     dang! i forget.

[xKelevra]

You get a mystery box!

I insert 10 minutes.

[slovenc555]

You realise you just spent 10 minutes of your life.

I insert atmosphere.

[Lz_erk]

You receive a trophy, plenty of compliments, an apology stating that the description is too vague even for an Elements card, and a newbie named Lz_erk begging you for help figuring out how to work the template at pixelr.

I insert fifteen kilos of paper play money coins with handlebar mustaches painted on the heads.

[Essence]

They get confused at the idea of paper coins, and all of the heads explode.

On an unrelated note, you receive a massive handlebar mustache!


I insert Hope.

[NeedForTorque]

And you receive disappointment.

I insert an old CD.

[Lz_erk]

You receive unemployment.

I open the vending machine and insert a restocking of products.

[NeedForTorque]

Thanks, it was getting low.

I insert a quarter.

[CB!]

You get a cheap laugh...

Insert Elements version 1.21...