Re: Vending Machine

[Qwandri]

you get NOTHING!!!

i insert time.

[icybraker]

You broke the machine. Good job. As the machine is fixed, it releases a clock that flies at your face.

I insert a severed hand.

[Auhm]

You receive the pirate that lost it.

I insert a mathematical function.

[icybraker]

You get the derivative, limit, and implicit plot of it, but not the solutions or intercepts.

I insert a ninja who is also a doctor.

[Auhm]

You get your prostrate checked without noticing.

I insert the soul of icybraker.

[icybraker]

You can't do that. I have no soul.

I insert an Otyugh with bulemia.

[Auhm]

You get a doctor telling you that's not a formal disease. And then he vomits all over Otyugh's face due to his battle with bulimia.


I insert an African Baby.

[icybraker]

You receive an African Mother and an African Father.

I insert a huge slice of pizza.

[Demagog]

I sooo want to say the obvious here but apparently it's a major infraction :-(

You receive a gourmet chef.

I insert a vending machine.

[assassim]

You receive a black hole

I enter air in the vending maching

[icybraker]

You get a broken vending machine and a fine of 500 dollars.

I insert a dead puppy into the machine.

[Demagog]

You receive a package of nuts.

I insert my consciousness into the vending machine.