CURATOR COMMENT-Can you provide proof that you had permission to use that piece of art?
...I can't tell if you're being serious with this idea or not.
If this idea gets voted up into the Armory, I'll understand that it could be a interesting concept for a card used on April Fool's Day (i.e. - "Holy Cow"), or possibly something that would inspire an idea of 'sacrificing oneself piece by piece' to boost the capabilities of its surrounding allies/target creatures.