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Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy (Blitz Votes : 1-4 | Round : 4) https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342711#msg342711
« on: May 29, 2011, 05:44:32 pm »

 Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy  
Duality. A concept started by many, but shot down by many as well. Elementals, you are called here today to fulfill two goals - one, to complete a craft started by another thousands of years ago - two, the prove your creation the best out of all.

This card designer challenge comes in the form of a Community Challenge.


The Blitz Vote system works like this :

- After a set time, all the submissions of the current "Round" will be gathered and will "fight" against each other using the Card Design War (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,23382.0.html) format. Cards will be paired up and voted on, and the winners move on to the next bracket. The winner of each Blitz Round will go on to be one of the participants in the final Blitz round, where all the finalists will be voted on.

- Some rounds will have special conditions set, to make things interesting and encourage thinking outside the box.

General Rules for All Rounds:

    You may only submit up to 1 submission each round.Explain why you think this card has the theme of duality/dual elements within it.Create your card on a
separate thread, and submit it here.Once an element combination is used, it will be placed on the chart below.During the brackets, the loosers of the first vote that receive very few votes will be eliminated. Cards eliminated are taken off the board.[/list]

Qualifications:

    Card must be balanced, have format and art.The card must be able to generate or interact with 2 quantum pools - 1 of it's own element, and 1 of another element.*You cannot resubmit a card used in a previous round.
* Note - the interaction of the two pools must occur at the same time.

Designer Tips:

    Scroll down a little, and you'll see a lot of resources that you can use to help get some ideas as well as make/get art. Avoid making a card that costs multiple elements.Just because it has to deal with two types of quantum doesn't necessarily mean it has to generate Elements X and Y.What kind of deck would this be good in?  Is it able to create a new strategy? Make an example deck to show how this card could be used!

Resources
    The Dual-Element Series (
http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,13822.0.html) - For names, previous ideas, and possible element combinations.Duality Series (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,19516.0.html) - For additional ideas, inspirations, and abilities.Elements Card Creator (http://helltgivre.free.fr/elements/card_beta/)- For your card image making.Pixlr (http://pixlr.com/editor/)- Photo-editing Progam that can also be used to create card art.Free Art Compilation (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,5998.0.html), Stock.xchng (http://www.sxc.hu/), and Emeraldtiger's Images (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,17991.0.html) - Huge amount  of usable images for card art.Steal My Idea (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,7205.0.html), Crucible Archive (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/board,187.0.html), and Forge Archive (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/board,188.0.html) - Other ideas that were suggested but didn't get very far - perhaps you can incorperate them into your card?[/list]

FAQs

Q:
What does "The card must be able to generate or interact with 2 quantum pools." limit against?

A:
Activated abilities like " :air : Web " don't count towards this requirement, but something like " 0 :Drain :fire to produce :water :water ." or "Generates :life and :earth" would - to summarize, an abilty on the card must interact with two different elemental quantum pools at the same time.
Be creative!

Q:
How are cards eliminated?
A:
The loosers of the first vote that receive less than half of the opposing card's votes will be eliminated from the chart. For example :

Card A is against Card B and Card C is against Card D.
Card A gets 2 votes, and Card B gets 6 votes.
Card C gets 4 votes, and Card D gets 5 votes.

Card A is eliminated.
Card C does not move further but is "locked in" on the chart. It's element combination can't be used again.
Card B and D move on in the brackets, until the winner is proclaimed. Like Card C, they are "locked in" and their element combination can't be used again in the following rounds.

Q:
How do I submit a card?

A:
Use this format :
Code: [Select]
[url=***insertCardURLHere****]***InsertCardNameHere***[/url]

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Round 4 : Final Round https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342712#msg342712
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2011, 05:46:18 pm »
ROUND 4
Final Round


Special Rules:
The Arts of Card PvP :
Use any two non-Basic requirements from the rule sets in the Team Card Design PvP (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,25263.0.html) thread that do not specify an element(this card must/must not be 'element') or cost(this must cost 'number/special value').

You may use the Basic requirements and those that specify cost or element, but they will not count towards the two you used. Art requirements don't count either towards the two you need. (Art requirements usually request that the user "draw the image with X program" or provide an image that the person must use.)

Put the two requirements you used in the NOTES section of your table and state the number of the set you took the requirement from.

Example:

Works:
NOTES:Requirements used:
It must be a creature that has an ability that provides benefit when fighting against shields. (51)
The card should be able to break the 6-card limit by either generating more of a card (Fractal) or simply being able to include more of itself in a deck (Pendulums). (81)
Does not work:
NOTES:Requirements used:
The card must be from the Air element. (52)
Whoever is posting the card idea must use artwork drawn in MS Paint.(86)
You don't have to use the sets the requirements are in - you can pick any two requirements from any of the sets, as long as it follows the round rules. So for example if I wanted to pick Requirement X from Set 59 and Requirement Y from Set 76, that is allowed.

As a reminder, make sure your card interacts with two specific elemental quantum pools (e.g. "Drain :water and :life")

Elimination Table - To determine which combinations are usuable and which aren't.
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O - Open Not taken yet, you may use this combination for an idea.
S - SubmittedIn, but has to go through a Blitz vote.
B - BlitzIn a Blitz vote.
D(R) - Done(Round #) Finished and has survived a Blitz vote. The parentheses indicate the round it is from.
NI - No ImageNeeds card art in order to go into the polls.
UD - Under DesignCard has been submitted with all qualifications, but is being debated on whether it should undergo change.
:underworldPlaceholder/no card in this slot
Entries enter Under Design by default, and change to Submitted once their element is finalized and their mechanics have been worked out. After an Entry has been Done, it is "locked" on the grid and unable to be used in the later rounds. If your entry isn't on the board, it might have not fit the qualifications for this round. Read with caution!

Primary Element >
Secondary Element v
:aether :air :darkness :death :earth :entropy :fire :gravity :life :light :time :water
:aether:underworld OpenB (R2)- Lich's Spirit (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27459.msg373568#msg373568) OpenOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenB (R1) - Stopwatch (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27379.msg372354#msg372354)B (R2) - Storm Eels (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27352.msg371946#msg371946)
:airOpen:underworldOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenB (R2) - Flying weight (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27540.msg374712#msg374712) S - (R3) Woodland Sylph (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27623)OpenOpen D (R1) -
Steam Emitter (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27239.msg370331#msg370331)
:darknessOpenB (R2) -Stealth Flier (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27512.new.html#new):underworldS (R4) Reaper (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27790.new.html#new)D(R1) - Dark Cathedral (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27261.new.html)OpenS (R3) - Smolder (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27609.new.html#new)OpenOpenB (R2) Dark Absorber (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27457.msg373520#msg373520)
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S (R3):
Dawnbringer (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27097.msg368276#msg368276)
OpenOpen
:deathOpenOpenOpen:underworldOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenOpen
:earthOpenOpenOpenOpen:underworldOpenS (R3) Forge (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27693.0.html)OpenOpenB (R2) : Valkyrie (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27554.msg374853#msg374853)OpenOpen
:entropyOpenOpenS (R4) Rargar (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27791.new.html#new)OpenOpen:underworldB (R2) - Pyromaniac (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27466.0.html)
OpenOpenOpenOpenOpen
:fireOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenD (R1) : Burn, Baby, Burn! (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27279):underworldOpenOpenOpenD (R1) : Solar Flare (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27317.msg371435#msg371435)S (R3) Iceberg (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27616.new.html)
:gravityOpenOpenS (R4) Ghost (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27775.new.html)OpenB (R2) - Stone Giant (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27541.0.html)B (R1) - Fusion (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27244.msg370386#msg370386)Open:underworldOpenOpenOpenOpen
:lifeOpenOpenOpenD - (R1) : Life and Death (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27387.msg372452#msg372452)B (R1) - Harvest (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27347.new.html)OpenOpenOpen:underworldOpenOpenOpen
:lightOpenOpenD (R1) : Wierd Dark Glow (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27366.new.html) OpenOpenOpenOpenB (R2) - Event Horizon (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27445)D - (R1) : Mirror flower (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27361.new.html#new):underworldOpenOpen
:timeOpenOpenB (R1) : Chronophage (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27367.0.html)
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S (R4) - Old Mirror (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27787.msg378601#msg378601)
OpenOpenOpenOpenS (R4) Taniwha (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27828)OpenOpen:underworldOpen
:waterOpenS (R3) Maƫlstrom (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27630.0.html)OpenOpenOpenOpenOpenOpenS (R3) Rain (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27697.new.html)OpenOpen:underworld

Round 4 has ended. Due to time issues I will not be able to be able to do the final round, but Timerclock14 told me that the Curators will be able to do it for me. Many thanks.

Current Participants
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Eliminated Submissions:
:water :death  Solvent (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27257.0.html) by XYTWO.
:light :gravity Proselytizer (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,27235.new.html#new) by Smurrf.

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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342972#msg342972
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 01:25:40 am »
Oldtrees and I had a discussion about this, and we have decided to have a signup phase, so I can scale the amount of challenges accordingly. Apologies if I have caused any inconveniences.

That being said, signups begin now! Post here if you're interested! :)

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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342978#msg342978
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 01:37:18 am »
so do i have to complete this card's idea and artwork within 15 days 21 hours and 12 minutes?

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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342980#msg342980
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 01:49:01 am »
Not sure if I have to reply again, but yes, signing up.

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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342985#msg342985
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2011, 02:07:53 am »
sign me up plz :D

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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg342999#msg342999
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I'd like to sign up.
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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg343166#msg343166
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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg343173#msg343173
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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg343201#msg343201
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I'll have a go at it.
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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg343809#msg343809
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Re: Community Challenge : Duality's Legacy https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=26964.msg343848#msg343848
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 01:26:32 pm »
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