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What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg226461#msg226461
« on: December 17, 2010, 09:04:59 am »
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What People Say in Chat

New, more forward, approach to dating.
[08:07:41] jallen: ok, 1 duel then to bed, who wants a fun game?

Perfectly reasonable sounding explanation to a hacking incident.
[08:30:21] EvaRia: my friend's brother hacked into his account by accident

The job of top-50 players explained.
[17:12:09] Doichimaru: yea, but it's the job of the T50 to update [the farm list] when they change decks.

Pests. They suck.
[17:19:26] Pervepic: i sucked him with pests, worked well

I knew there was a reason why I take showers!
[17:01:32] ddevans96z: anyways, I'm going to take a shower because I suck. bbl

Um.. where exactly did you say these black holes were?
[11:38:31 PM] Malduk: i wouldnt mind black holes if there was no nymphs there that keep sucking everything several times per turn.

Pepperfish got eliminated.
[08:09:44 PM] willng3: Where is our dear pepperfish?
[08:10:12 PM] ~Napalm: xdude eliminated her
[08:10:23 PM] willng3: From chat?


Who doesn't? Chickens are lame.
[20:46:02] icecoldbro: i like cocks more
[20:46:12] Higurashi: We know, icb. We know..


What Elements players do when they are not playing Elements.
[03:50:58] Killsdazombies: i sexually harassed someone with a bag of chips

Osiris. Easy but capable.
[03:50:58][11:24:52 PM] Malduk: osiris is fine as is. he has momentum to bypass shields. one of the easier gods for sure, but perfectly capable of eating your ass

Elements players. They forget stuff.
[19:58:54] Dm1321: Question.
[19:59:08] Dm1321: I forgot.


Sometimes it's good to be prepared for a very long wait.
[21:58:01] RavingRabbid: I'm in my bed, waiting for somebody to come.

Real pros made their forum accounts 6 months before the game even existed.
[08:28:58] Afrobob: i shud have a forum account from like 2 years ago lol

The final stage of PvP.
[17:20:33] Fan of Rainbows: I'll do vagman

Top-3 tips for a new player.
[12:27:29] Dragoon1140: Again, avoid optimality. Try to get out of the mind-set of 6 of a card. Reach in to your inner bewb.

Um.. no thanks.
[22:52:33] Thatnewguy: Can I flood you in PMS?

Speedy deck help by our Deck Helpers
[09:26:30 PM] jmdt: If you send me deck ideas, I'll get to them in 203 days

Masters need to look extra pretty in chat.
[06:08:47] GirlsGeneration: meh time for makeup
[06:08:59] GirlsGeneration: bye again. will be back in about 6 hours


First of the month could be a bad day to join the chat.
[07:39:51] xn0ize: you can't Zanzarino 25 .. :\, OR CAN YA!
[07:40:34] Fredsamuel: Can we please Zanzarino it so that we don't Zanzarino to go Zanzarino quests to fight Level 6? Why can't they Zanzarino Zanzarino own button?
[07:41:06] Fredsamuel: Wait, Zanzarino ?
[07:43:31] Lava golem: is forum wars actually going to happen? or is it Zanzarino Zanzarino of the day?
[07:46:27] Remiarn: Zanzarino guys
[07:48:30] Remiarn: Zanzarino Zanzarino one
[07:48:53] Remiarn: lol damn it i Zanzarino up
[07:52:05] YawnChainHow: DK Zanzarino got countered
[07:52:45] DesertKnight: how Zanzarino did that Zanzarino ?
[07:55:20] Jappert: is this crap going to Zanzarino the entire day?
[08:16:32] DesertKnight: *raises Zanzarino * I'm out
[12:46:23] CoeCoePops: im gonna Zanzarino my pants
[08:28:20] tttt: I accidentally a whole Zanzarino, is that bad?
[08:29:25] DrunkDestroyer: I am Zanzarino interested in Zanzarino Zanzarino s Zanzarino Zanzarino his Zanzarino
[08:33:31] rowcla: Zanzarino crazy Zanzarino ?
[09:53:17] einherjar145 [»] Scaredgirl: SG is this Zanzarino Zanzarino s full of Zanzarino ?!?!?!?
[11:25:10] guest-7308: Anybody know a Zanzarino upgraded pvp Zanzarino?
[11:25:25] guest-4725: Yeah have you tried Zanzarino?
[11:26:15] teffy [»] Scaredgirl: clever, you Zanzarinod the list of "banned Zanzarinos"
[11:26:17] guest-7308: Not that funny Zanzarino a Zanzarino : /
[11:27:01] guest-4725: Perhaps if you're five Zanzarinos old.
[11:27:23] guest-4725: Although i gotta admit i chuckle Zanzarino Zanzarinos like that happen
[11:29:07] guest-4725: Is frogs and cocks still a Zanzarino rush?
[13:29:34] vrt: In a not so Zanzarinosday sense: I'm working with some folks from Call of Duty: Zanzarino at War on a new project.
[15:30:18] SpikeSpiegel: happy 1st Zanzarino to all...
[20:50:09] Higurashi: Zanzarino is funny 'cause he's a mosquito, and Zanzarino are annoying.
[02:05:33] guest-6942: SUCK MY Zanzarino

It's important to set your goals high.
[06:37:17] jaymanfu: I was just thinking to myself... one day I want to be in the "what people say in chat" thread

Actually it costs only 1.5k to upgrade. P.s. You need to make a new chat account.
[12:31:01] Minor Vampire: yay, finally hit 3k electrum

If at first you don't succeed...
[14:29:08] Jappert: I'm trying to get it up Higs :p

GG.
[00:04:48] dracomageat: seems like I have to go, gg
[00:05:02] dracomageat: wait, gg? why am I saying that?
[00:05:05] dracomageat: bye






To be continued..

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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg226543#msg226543
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 01:52:50 pm »
Ah, to make real the tradition of putting funny quotes in sigs.. takes me back to IRC, bash.org and my ginormous file of OOC quotes.
I actually have one saved from the chat solely because I found it hilarious.

[00:45:31] Enduring: f a g isn't a bad word anymore
[00:45:38] Enduring: I assumed the chat just wasn't updated

Updated by the global committee that decides when words aren't offensive anymore, because language totally doesn't evolve with usage.
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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg226567#msg226567
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 03:12:33 pm »
Ah, to make real the tradition of putting funny quotes in sigs.. takes me back to IRC, bash.org and my ginormous file of OOC quotes.
I actually have one saved from the chat solely because I found it hilarious.

[00:45:31] Enduring: f a g isn't a bad word anymore
[00:45:38] Enduring: I assumed the chat just wasn't updated

Updated by the global committee that decides when words aren't offensive anymore, because language totally doesn't evolve with usage.
Hehe.  Elements Chat is outdated.

I guess I will move this here and out of my sig:

[17:12:09] Doichimaru: yea, but it's the job of the T50 to update [the farm list] when they change decks.

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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228400#msg228400
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2010, 05:22:21 pm »
[17:19:26] Pervepic: i sucked him with pests, worked well

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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228780#msg228780
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 12:05:01 am »
[17:01:32] ddevans96z: anyways, I'm going to take a shower because I suck. bbl
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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228781#msg228781
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 12:07:30 am »
i have a file of these for safekeeping. guess they are no longer secret

[06:00:42] ~Napalm: I'm going to have fun dreaming about fun things :D

[00:52:57] ~Napalm: You can have more than one cock O_O

[04:44:26] TimerClock14: lolz only higs would message her own bewb into submission
[17:26:47] Iman00b8: Firestalls are like Jews... most people make fun of them and say this dislike 'em, but in the end they use them to make them money.

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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228789#msg228789
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 12:15:48 am »
Taken out from Ddevans96 sig..

[23:37:45] GirlsGeneration: actually napalm's hot

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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228847#msg228847
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 01:47:51 am »
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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228908#msg228908
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 03:26:35 am »
[11:38:31 PM] Malduk: i wouldnt mind black holes if there was no nymphs there that keep sucking everything several times per turn
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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228914#msg228914
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 03:31:12 am »
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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228982#msg228982
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 06:08:20 am »
[06:04:58] Malignant:  No, you throw the poisoned cow into your opponent's mouth :P.

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Re: What People Say in Chat https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=17770.msg228993#msg228993
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 06:25:07 am »
[06:19:32] Jen-I: ouch - that isn't warm - try jumping jacks
[06:20:01] 9270984: jen, its the middle of the night and im in bed :P i dont wanna freeze my legs and genitilia off
[06:20:16] Jen-I: that would be unfortunate
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