What People Say in Chat

[Scaredgirl]

Disclaimer: The comments below were taken by myself or other community members. Mostly the latter. All these comments have been classified as "funny" by me. If your comment has not been added in the list, that means I didn't find it especially funny. If your comment gets added here, please don't be offended. It's all just for fun. But if you really don't want your comment to be listed here, let me know and I'll remove it.
What People Say in Chat
New, more forward, approach to dating.
[08:07:41] jallen: ok, 1 duel then to bed, who wants a fun game?
Perfectly reasonable sounding explanation to a hacking incident.
[08:30:21] EvaRia: my friend's brother hacked into his account by accident
The job of top-50 players explained.
[17:12:09] Doichimaru: yea, but it's the job of the T50 to update [the farm list] when they change decks.
Pests. They suck.
[17:19:26] Pervepic: i sucked him with pests, worked well
I knew there was a reason why I take showers!
[17:01:32] ddevans96z: anyways, I'm going to take a shower because I suck. bbl
Um.. where exactly did you say these black holes were?
[11:38:31 PM] Malduk: i wouldnt mind black holes if there was no nymphs there that keep sucking everything several times per turn.
Pepperfish got eliminated.
[08:09:44 PM] willng3: Where is our dear pepperfish?
[08:10:12 PM] ~Napalm: xdude eliminated her
[08:10:23 PM] willng3: From chat?
Who doesn't? Chickens are lame.
[20:46:02] icecoldbro: i like cocks more
[20:46:12] Higurashi: We know, icb. We know..
What Elements players do when they are not playing Elements.
[03:50:58] Killsdazombies: i sexually harassed someone with a bag of chips
Osiris. Easy but capable.
[03:50:58][11:24:52 PM] Malduk: osiris is fine as is. he has momentum to bypass shields. one of the easier gods for sure, but perfectly capable of eating your ass
Elements players. They forget stuff.
[19:58:54] Dm1321: Question.
[19:59:08] Dm1321: I forgot.
Sometimes it's good to be prepared for a very long wait.
[21:58:01] RavingRabbid: I'm in my bed, waiting for somebody to come.
Real pros made their forum accounts 6 months before the game even existed.
[08:28:58] Afrobob: i shud have a forum account from like 2 years ago lol
The final stage of PvP.
[17:20:33] Fan of Rainbows: I'll do vagman
Top-3 tips for a new player.
[12:27:29] Dragoon1140: Again, avoid optimality. Try to get out of the mind-set of 6 of a card. Reach in to your inner bewb.
Um.. no thanks.
[22:52:33] Thatnewguy: Can I flood you in PMS?
Speedy deck help by our Deck Helpers
[09:26:30 PM] jmdt: If you send me deck ideas, I'll get to them in 203 days
Masters need to look extra pretty in chat.
[06:08:47] GirlsGeneration: meh time for makeup
[06:08:59] GirlsGeneration: bye again. will be back in about 6 hours
First of the month could be a bad day to join the chat.
[07:39:51] xn0ize: you can't Zanzarino 25 .. :\, OR CAN YA!
[07:40:34] Fredsamuel: Can we please Zanzarino it so that we don't Zanzarino to go Zanzarino quests to fight Level 6? Why can't they Zanzarino Zanzarino own button?
[07:41:06] Fredsamuel: Wait, Zanzarino ?
[07:43:31] Lava golem: is forum wars actually going to happen? or is it Zanzarino Zanzarino of the day?
[07:46:27] Remiarn: Zanzarino guys
[07:48:30] Remiarn: Zanzarino Zanzarino one
[07:48:53] Remiarn: lol damn it i Zanzarino up
[07:52:05] YawnChainHow: DK Zanzarino got countered
[07:52:45] DesertKnight: how Zanzarino did that Zanzarino ?
[07:55:20] Jappert: is this crap going to Zanzarino the entire day?
[08:16:32] DesertKnight: *raises Zanzarino * I'm out
[12:46:23] CoeCoePops: im gonna Zanzarino my pants
[08:28:20] tttt: I accidentally a whole Zanzarino, is that bad?
[08:29:25] DrunkDestroyer: I am Zanzarino interested in Zanzarino Zanzarino s Zanzarino Zanzarino his Zanzarino
[08:33:31] rowcla: Zanzarino crazy Zanzarino ?
[09:53:17] einherjar145 [»] Scaredgirl: SG is this Zanzarino Zanzarino s full of Zanzarino ?!?!?!?
[11:25:10] guest-7308: Anybody know a Zanzarino upgraded pvp Zanzarino?
[11:25:25] guest-4725: Yeah have you tried Zanzarino?
[11:26:15] teffy [»] Scaredgirl: clever, you Zanzarinod the list of "banned Zanzarinos"
[11:26:17] guest-7308: Not that funny Zanzarino a Zanzarino : /
[11:27:01] guest-4725: Perhaps if you're five Zanzarinos old.
[11:27:23] guest-4725: Although i gotta admit i chuckle Zanzarino Zanzarinos like that happen
[11:29:07] guest-4725: Is frogs and cocks still a Zanzarino rush?
[13:29:34] vrt: In a not so Zanzarinosday sense: I'm working with some folks from Call of Duty: Zanzarino at War on a new project.
[15:30:18] SpikeSpiegel: happy 1st Zanzarino to all...
[20:50:09] Higurashi: Zanzarino is funny 'cause he's a mosquito, and Zanzarino are annoying.
[02:05:33] guest-6942: SUCK MY Zanzarino
It's important to set your goals high.
[06:37:17] jaymanfu: I was just thinking to myself... one day I want to be in the "what people say in chat" thread
Actually it costs only 1.5k to upgrade. P.s. You need to make a new chat account.
[12:31:01] Minor Vampire: yay, finally hit 3k electrum
If at first you don't succeed...
[14:29:08] Jappert: I'm trying to get it up Higs :p
GG.
[00:04:48] dracomageat: seems like I have to go, gg
[00:05:02] dracomageat: wait, gg? why am I saying that?
[00:05:05] dracomageat: bye





To be continued..

[Higurashi]

Ah, to make real the tradition of putting funny quotes in sigs.. takes me back to IRC, bash.org and my ginormous file of OOC quotes.
I actually have one saved from the chat solely because I found it hilarious.

[00:45:31] Enduring: f a g isn't a bad word anymore
[00:45:38] Enduring: I assumed the chat just wasn't updated

Updated by the global committee that decides when words aren't offensive anymore, because language totally doesn't evolve with usage.

[smuglapse]

Ah, to make real the tradition of putting funny quotes in sigs.. takes me back to IRC, bash.org and my ginormous file of OOC quotes.
I actually have one saved from the chat solely because I found it hilarious.

[00:45:31] Enduring: f a g isn't a bad word anymore
[00:45:38] Enduring: I assumed the chat just wasn't updated

Updated by the global committee that decides when words aren't offensive anymore, because language totally doesn't evolve with usage.

Hehe.  Elements Chat is outdated.

I guess I will move this here and out of my sig:

[17:12:09] Doichimaru: yea, but it's the job of the T50 to update [the farm list] when they change decks.

[Memorystick]

[17:19:26] Pervepic: i sucked him with pests, worked well

[Kamietsu]

[17:01:32] ddevans96z: anyways, I'm going to take a shower because I suck. bbl

[TheCrazyMango]

i have a file of these for safekeeping. guess they are no longer secret

[06:00:42] ~Napalm: I'm going to have fun dreaming about fun things

[00:52:57] ~Napalm: You can have more than one cock O_O

[04:44:26] TimerClock14: lolz only higs would message her own bewb into submission

[Dm]

Taken out from Ddevans96 sig..

[23:37:45] GirlsGeneration: actually napalm's hot

[TimerClock14]

[20:40:43] Purity_Riot: if you give me like... ten minutes, I can show you 800 pics of SG

[pikachufan2164]

[11:38:31 PM] Malduk: i wouldnt mind black holes if there was no nymphs there that keep sucking everything several times per turn

[killsdazombies]

[04:50:35] GirlsGeneration: mewtwo's hot

[XYTWO]

[06:04:58] Malignant:  No, you throw the poisoned cow into your opponent's mouth .

EDIT:

[06:21:10] 9270984:  i sWear to god i will destroy my q key

[TheCrazyMango]

[06:19:32] Jen-I: ouch - that isn't warm - try jumping jacks
[06:20:01] 9270984: jen, its the middle of the night and im in bed i dont wanna freeze my legs and genitilia off
[06:20:16] Jen-I: that would be unfortunate