Death

[MrBlonde]

(http://imageplay.net/)     And so the first great War ended. Antagon subjugated the other Masters and was crowned Grandmaster. For Antagon it was an empty victory as he saw the destruction they had all wrought upon the land and it filled him with much sorrow. Much of the earth had been burnt to ashes, the seas filled with dead carcasses, and the air empty of its flyers. This was just the beginning of the despair that would befall the new Grandmaster. As his first order he decreed that War shall never befall the land again and sent everyone home. All the Masters that is except one.... MrBlonde had much work to do cataloging every dead creature and with the loss of his entire army (even the bean counters had to fight), he was now stuck with a bunch of mindless newbie recruits who did not stay at the Holiday Inn Express. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, MrBlonde was finished and decided it was high time to go on vacation. So he booked a ticket and off he went. Upon coming home though much had changed. MrBlonde had left his phone and laptop in the Underworld so was unaware of the current events. Upon checking his Facebook he came to the realization that peace would never be possible again. Antagon overcome with despair had thrown himself into the Void. With the Grandmaster gone chaos broke loose as Masters vied for the open position. Revolts within the ranks also were rampant and many Masters were overthrown by once loyal minions. Armies were again being built and MrBlonde started to recruit knowing full well what was coming next….. MOAR WAR. ARISE MY SOLDIERS!!!!! Our enemies looked past us last War and cast us aside saying we had no chance. We were too weak, our troops frail and unimaginative, leadership questionable. No one had cause to fear death... that is until we were one of the last four elements left standing. This time we have resurrected our army, stronger... bigger... faster... than ever. As minions of Death in this glorious War our insurmountable charge will crush all elements in our path. As your General I just ask for your faith in me as I will be there every step of the way. Have faith in me as a tactician as I will have you prepared and ready. Have faith in me as a warrior as I have the ears of Terro, Essence, Jumba, and Gl1tch from our Masters battle. Also ignore the YouTube videos of me with the Unicorn. They are ummm.... fake. Have faith that our victory, like death, is inevitable.

[7wavemaster]

Lol MrBlonde isnt all the masters/generals saying that.

[coinich]

Nope.  Take a look at the betting; very very few people ranked in the top 6 let alone the top 4.

[7wavemaster]

Nope.  Take a look at the betting; very very few people ranked in the top 6 let alone the top 4.

Do I have to take a look?

[MrBlonde]

Lol MrBlonde isnt all the masters/generals saying that.

i don't think so. In the 1st war the general consensus was that sucked. The majority had finishing 10-12. Most elements can't say that.

[7wavemaster]

Lol hope you do well MrBlonde.  (I probably wont be in the war though>_>)(No front row seats for me )

[Glitch]

[petpeeve]Please don't replace the name of an element with it's symbol[/petpeeve]

[MrBlonde]

hmmm. didn't realized it bothered anyone.

[High-Lord Vin]

I use alot of death quanta in one of my decks, but I don't think I use a single death card 

[Dragoon]

Sorry, the grammar nazi in me couldn't bite his tongue.   

3. War Speech
Our enemies looked past us last War and cast us aside saying we had no chance. We were too weak, our troops frail and unimaginative, leadership questionable.  No one had cause to fear death . . . that is until we were one of the last four elements left standing. This time we have resurrected our army—stronger, bigger, faster than ever. As minions of in this glorious War our insurmountable charge will crush all elements in our path.

As your General I just ask for your faith in me as I will be there every step of the way. Have faith in me as a tactician as I will have you prepared and ready. Have faith in me as a warrior as I have the ears of Terro, Essence, Jumba, and Gl1tch from our Masters battle. 

Have faith that our victory, like death, is inevitable.

Btw, nice speech. 

[MrBlonde]

Sorry, the grammar nazi in me couldn't bite his tongue.   

Darned nazi grammars. Well i guess if you're gonna spend time correcting it i might as well edit it. 

[TheOwner]

You didn't say anything about the sneaky back handed trick of poisoning your enemies when they weren't looking and even when they were.