What the zanzarino did you just zanzing say about me, you little scaredgirl? I'll have you know I finished first place in Championship League, and I've been involved in numerous secret PvP Duels against Team Aether, and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in upgraded warfare and I'm the top player in the entire forum. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the zanz out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my zanzing words. You think you can get away with saying that zanz to me over the Internet? Think again, zanzer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of veterans across the forum and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're zanzing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you with over seven hundred different decks, and that's just using Mono Fire. Not only am I extensively trained in unupgraded combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Team Fire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little scaredgirl. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your zanzing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godzanz idiot. I will zanz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're zanzing dead, kiddo.
