Vending Machine 5.0

[Qwandri]

You get a pair of scissors.

I insert a game of scrabble.

[yee]

You get crosswords.

I insert recycle bin.

[ZergKing]

you get a punch in the face

i insert the spanish inquisition

[Bonestorm]

You get Cujiro, the blue chicken from Zelda Ocarina of Time!

I insert a grilled cheese sandwich.

[ZergKing]

you get a kick to the privates

i insert Taylot Swift

[Gocubbies1212]

you get stood up.

I insert recycling again because its just that good

[ZergKing]

you get a DICKPUNCH!

i insert something nice and sparkly

[Gocubbies1212]

you get nothing.

I insert a... *kicks the vending machine then moves away quickly so he doesn't get hurt again*

[ZergKing]

you get a chainsaw to the back of your face

i insert nothing

[Gocubbies1212]

you get a chainsaw to the back of your face

i insert nothing

You get a sign that says:  please remember to be respectful of others.  There was already a situation where I had to say this, but it was resolved because the guy didn't complain.  I, personally, care about this kind of "humor," unlike the other person.

I insert a shard.

[ZergKing]

you get a shard of IF YOU SELL ME YO UWILL BE THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

i insert a GotP

[Calindu]

You receive a relic.

I insert your relic.

OFF topic

you get a shard of GO F--- YOURSELF and a shard of IF YOU SELL ME YO UWILL BE THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

Remove the yellow part please.