Vending Machine 5.0

[sbluen]

You get your head cut off. The last words you hear are, "Here, let me show you how it's done."

I insert liquid sentience.

[yee]

You get vaporized sentience.

I insert a pure energy.

[sbluen]

You get a light-emitting bottle.

I insert a bunch of installation nanobots, a computer-to-vending-machine interface cable, and a computerized gundam pilot.

[yee]

You get new computer game.

I insert a firefly queen.

[calcan]

You get a blinding burst of light and a swarm of fireflies.

I insert a cannonball.

[lolicjj]

You got crashed pirate ship on a deep blue sea.
I insert irritated eyes.

[sbluen]

You get them back, tinted blue.

I insert a white flag because I give up.

[lolicjj]

You got black flack with the meaning of

I insert a teacup full of full-cream milk

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a spicy pan of flaming scribblenauticalness.

I insert a Creeper.

[lolicjj]

You got Flies.
I insert momotaro.

[yee]

You got a banana.

I insert the next person who posts here.

[lolicjj]

You get the last human of your generation.
I insert pony-tailed wig.