Vending Machine 5.0

[silux]

you get Graviton

I insert a Feldspatoid

[sbluen]

You get a very loud CRUNCH!

I insert a gear that turns ordinary objects into giant gundams.

[RagingAlien]

you get all the objects that were put in the machine in the form of giant gundams.

I insert fail brazilian ads.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get angry Brazillian businessmen.

I insert mysstery as to why my post didn't show up.

[silux]

You got a connection fail

I insert some Hydrazine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrazine

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a lump of gold/mercury alloy. Good luck picking it up.

I insert a training shield.

[Fan of Rainbows]

you get training armor

I insert lots of fruit.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a fruit smoothie.

I insert a card.

[silux]

you get a chrysaora as pet!

I insert a wizard of the coast

[ninjamaster1991]

You get an angry Gigalith attacking you.

I insert a pokeball.

[silux]

You got a Deutsche Brockoloss

I insert a tamed Gigalith

[RagingAlien]

you get a Monolith.

I insert rage-quitting.