Vending Machine 5.0

[RagingAlien]

You get a Motorola Xoom.

I insert an iPad.

[ninjamaster1991]

You get a 3DS launched at your head at 300 miles per hour.

I insert teh vending machine into itself.

[Humppala]

You get a pokémon.

I insert summer.

[artimies7]

you get teh SPRING!!! =D

I insert a tissue.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get a sneeze.

I insert a nnymph.

[brettbstock]

You get a pillar

I insert my brother

[RagingAlien]

You get Rage (potion).

I insert a time bomb.

[brettbstock]

You get a hand grenade

I insert a quarter

[einherjar145]

U get a quarter in the form of nickels

I insert a precog

[Spiraler]

You get (obvious) a card.
I insert Call of Duty: Black Ops!

[RagingAlien]

you get light quanta.

I insert brains.

[sbluen]

You get a cyborg vending machine that gets disconnected from its power cord as it walks away.

I insert spare batteries.