Vending Machine 5.0

[ztormtrooper]

you get a burnt potato

i insert myself

[Funkyvenom]

you get stuck.

 I insert nerve gas. (you are still stuck in the machine as I do this)

[artimies7]

You get a mutilated hand.

I insert a rubber ducky.

[Funkyvenom]

you get hurt.

I insert a megahuge fireball!!!

[artimies7]

You get burned.

I insert a wineglass.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get a vortex of  .
I insert Oldtrees.

[Funkyvenom]

you get old trees

I insert ultrakill

[ztormtrooper]

you get me!

i insert myself again

[artimies7]

You get  .

I insert  .

[ztormtrooper]

you get a dead bird

i insert 

[artimies7]

You get a large bunch of nothing. In a box.

I insert a bag of metal nails.

[Five In One]

You get a nail of metal bags.

I insert an exerpt.