Vending Machine 5.0

[artimies7]

You get a conveniently located cup of coffee.

I insert a 2 gig flash drive.

[ninjamaster1991]

you get a swordfight on a narrow ledge, over a raging battle, on a spaceship going into an exploding sun. Don't ask me.

I insert a photon. (not card, but small particle of light)

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get a sun-sized photon (a.k.a. the sun).

I insert Jupiter, Mercury, Pluto, Venus, Neptune, Uranus, Mars and Saturn.

[artimies7]

You get small metal balls, painted like the planets.

I insert whatever's left of my right shoe.

[einherjar145]

U get your corrupted wish
I insert a 'I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.' text

[artimies7]

Dude, go to corrupt-a-wish for that.

http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,19966.0/topicseen.html (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,19966.0/topicseen.html)

I re-insert all that is left of my right shoe.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

You get all that is right of your left shoe.

I insert.

[artimies7]

You get.

I insert a roll of duct tape.

[kitty45]

you get a cat
i insert my essay

[Funkyvenom]

you get an F

I insert a horde of angry scorpions.

[kitty45]

you get you
I insert my F

[einherjar145]

U get fluffy!
I insert a epic