Vending Machine 2.0

[Drobbit]

You get a smartass
Insert previous poster (let's see if I get the same hehehehe)

[Kuross]

You get a morningstar 

I insert a sheath

[5pla5h]

You get trapped.

I insert aflatoxin. (now the vending machine shall be full of malignant cells XD)

[Ryli]

You get cancer.

I insert Katy Perry.

[shinyarceus4]

you get her back

I insert nothing

[Ryli]

You get moaned at, as you are one of the many people who have inserted nothing, but expected something in return.

I insert gunpowder.

[Kuross]

you get a bang for your buck

I insert common sense

[Ryli]

you get a bang for your buck

I insert common sense

You don't get me.

I insert a sorceress.

[xKelevra]

You get hadouken.

I insert a lighter.

[Kuross]

you get the 500th reply on this topic!

I insert mayo

[Memorystick]

You get marmalade.

I insert a dead battery.

[genraenera]

You get an undead battery.

I insert $3.50