Vending Machine 2.0

[Purity_Riot]

You get rules!

Insert something into the "Vending Machine" and the next poster says what you get.
Example:

Poster A: Inserts shoe into vending machine.

Poster B: You get a rabid weasel! Inserts soda can into vending machine.

Poster C: You get a fairy! Inserts coin into vending machine.

Etc.

I insert my ego!

[Ryli]

You get a mirror. Inserts water into vending machine.

[willng3]

You get a frog.

Inserts cookie into vending machine.

[ddevans96]

You get a piece of cake.

Inserts a strip of rubber.

[bored_ninja777]

you get a condom

I insert ddevan's finger.

[moomoose]

get indefinite brown goo
inserts fake wax lips

[EvaRia]

You get REAL wax lips.
Inserts another Vending machine.

[King of doom]

you get doll.
Inserts a car

[implosion]

You get a generic vehicle.

I insert a specific vehicle (a Yamaha motorcycle).

[EvaRia]

You get a broken laptop.
Inserts nothing.

[Ryli]

You get nothing.

Inserts a book.

[ddevans96]

You get the condom I got from boredninja77 earlier.

I insert a different book.