Now, I know this is going to sound strange, and I know this will be a little hard to understand, but this competition is about losing.
Make a deck that will lose as fast as humanly possible against AI3. The more wins you get, the worse you're doing.
At the end of two weeks, you will be posting 3 things. Your wins vs. losses, your deck, and 2 screen caps. One at the beginning of a your shortest game, showing the time, and one at the point where you lose, showing the time, and the fact that you lost.
Also, at the end of the time period, you'll post your deck.
I know it will be hard to lose on purpose, but I'm sure you can do it. I'm sure you can be...
THE BIGGEST LOSER
TIME'S UP! POST YOUR DECKS!