GRAVITY

[Laxadarap]

Yeh, we don't have pansy squiggles or little fishes, we have big letters. 

GRAVITY PROPAGANDA

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Spoiler for source:

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/space/photos/10-incredible-images-of-black-holes/pulling-from-a-star

Song

Spoiler for Hidden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
TL:DW : I'm so fat my shadows have weight, I regularly get my shoes shined, and I'll sit on you.  Oh yeah, and I'm fat.

Speech

Spoiler for Hidden:

Warriors of Gravity, it is our time to shake the earth.
Even aether cannot escape us by running into it's wimpy alternate dimension, we follow them, and force them to obey us 
  Although it looks like air triumphs us, we never tire while the flying creatures of the sky do.  They must continually exert themselves or fall.  We sit and laugh at them. 
  Darkness! Hah! They think they know the true meaning of night? We of gravity have the void of light itself, the black hole.  Darker than anything those wannabees can conjure 
  You think gravity isn't deadly? Jump off your roof headfirst 
  It is not only earth that can shake the world.  We simply have to step, and we can command earth's strongest weapon, the earthquakes themselves! 
  It is only fools that think that chaos is better than order.  With only chaos, nothing would be accomplished.  Gravity, is the Law, we allow all things to be 
  Aww fire, our one true foe.  You who seem to defy us by climbing up, and up.  However with the absence of gravity, fire burns colder, with a blue flame.  It can only reach peak strength with the addition of gravity. 
  Without gravity we would have no stars, if Earth even existed we would have no life. Life depends on a multitude of things, gravity being the most important 
  Even though gravity does not exercise complete control over light, we can still bend it, and control it to some extent.  Gravity on the other hand has no reliance on light! 
  Time has no domain over gravity.  When gravity came into being, so did time, and they shall leave forevermore.  Time does not threaten gravity in the slightest, in fact, we even show total disregard for it by wasting it and sleeping all day.
  Rain requires gravity to fall.  Snow requires gravity to fall.  Ice requires gravity to move, and if there was no gravity there would be no flowing water.  All water would become stagnant and diseased. 

Closing Remarks

Spoiler for Beyotch, even fatties can fly:

[CuCN]

Blue flames are the hottest.

[Naesala]

Nothing makes me feel more at home than Gravityand Weird Al.

[Acsabi44]

Nice speech.
Suprised you didn't pull off some time-gravity relativistic stuff.

[deuce22]

I like how gravity is made of Warrios, not warriors

[Submachine]

Yeh, we don't have pansy squiggles or little fishes, we have big letters. 

Gravity Propaganda

No offence, but what are those tiny gravity marks? Did you mean this?:

Spoiler for Hidden:

GRAVITY PROPAGANDA

The opening image is nice. I just can't stand not posting optical stuff:

Spoiler for Hidden:

Don't click this when you're trapped by gravity

[Rutarete]

I like how gravity is made of Warrios, not warriors

Some new kind of cheerios?

[Jen-i]

Still not quite spelled right - but God bless the beauty of deviant art

[Laxadarap]

Yeh, we don't have pansy squiggles or little fishes, we have big letters. 

Gravity Propaganda

No offence, but what are those tiny gravity marks? Did you mean this?:

Spoiler for Hidden:

GRAVITY PROPAGANDA

The opening image is nice. I just can't stand not posting optical stuff:

Spoiler for Hidden:

Don't click this when you're trapped by gravity

Stole your idea for the title XD. 

Also to all you haters out there, the "Warrio's" was obviously a reference to a fatter version of the mario character.  As you can see, it is a whole letter fatter.  Duh.

[Avenger]

I suggest this as a gravity theme song, lol. (with subtitles):

[Laxadarap]

Just a tad creepy, where the hell did you find that o.o.