The Drunk Topic

[mildlyfrightenedboy]

I saw an FML once where someone said that they had a terrible hangover the first day of chemistry class only to arrive and find out that, for the entire day, they would be listening to all of the different sirens and alarms that would ring in the event of various emergencies.

[MistressAbyss]

Well I don't usually go on my laptop when I'm drunk, But I was hungover this morning from drinking ALOT of vodka. I'm good now though

[plastiqe]

Yesterday I was working at a plaza when the police shot somebody.  I do pest control and I started at The Beer Store and went left, later I was having lunch in Subway when the guy got shot.  If I had gone right instead of left, or started somewhere else I would have been there while he was shot.  Kinda freaky.
http://www.680news.com/news/local/article/316901--siu-investigating-after-man-shot-near-401-and-weston-road

Anways, after a day like that (and all week really) I decided to cut my hair and get wasted last nite.  Still a little drunk this morning as I type this.
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/409091_10150592060949009_505289008_10967114_1033318938_n.jpg
That's the new Facebook profile pic.  It's upsidedown, but you can kinda make out the mohawk.

[siriosirio]

im drunk eealy realy drunk.. i lovo you i lov all peppel i fil nice  bye

[Azuria]

And here I am feeling like I lost you.

It won't leave me alone.

[plastiqe]

I'm bringing it back ya'll


So tonight was one of my housemates lasts nights cause he is moving out so we celebratedd. Good times.

oh man I needed it

[Shantu]

Damn...

weeeeeeeeeee

[plastiqe]

Tonight was Wednesday Night Wine Night at the house so I had a bottle of cabernet shiraz to myself.  Me & my room mates sat round drinking and then played some Mario Kart that I was winning till the last round where I lost.

I feel fine and I didn't think I was *that* drunk until just now when I had to google how to spell "Wednesday"
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[TheAccuso]

Tonight was Wednesday Night Wine Night at the house so I had a bottle of cabernet shiraz to myself.  Me & my room mates sat round drinking and then played some Mario Kart that I was winning till the last round where I lost.

I feel fine and I didn't think I was *that* drunk until just now when I had to google how to spell "Wednesday"
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Man you can't post every two month, it's not good for you.
Drink milk!

[Acsabi44]

Reporting in.

Today was awkward, since my "student" (kinda) invited me to her birthday party. She's like 7 yrs younger than me and I think she has a crush on me. Also, I have a GF for some years and my "student" knows it.

Anyway I durnk what I could and ate the cake.

[Pineapple]

Anyway I durnk what I could and ate the cake.

My man!
(Not actually drunk today.)

[Shantu]

Reporting in.

Today was awkward, since my "student" (kinda) invited me to her birthday party. She's like 7 yrs younger than me and I think she has a crush on me. Also, I have a GF for some years and my "student" knows it.

Anyway I durnk what I could and ate the cake.

Cheers. That's almost +rep worthy.

I was on a birthday party too yesterday. It was fun and all, but then I somehow appeared in a hospital after leaving from the pub.
No idea how I ended up there, but I'm still alive so all is well.