I am slightly schizophrenic and have six personalities in my head. Perhaps I should reveal them as well.
Ha, your pathetic split-personalities are nothing compared to mine. You should just end your own meaningless life so you won't have to suffer. Wait, I take that back; the world is a wonderful place but everyone seems to hate me for some reason... *sob* Actually, the world is merely an arrangement of protons, neutrons, and electrons, and I don't f***ing care because all we want is power and sex anyways!
Bonus points for those who can find the names and behavioral patterns of the six personalities above. I posted in another thread a while ago.