What People Say in Chat - Part 2

[Scaredgirl]

Click here (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,17770.0.html) to go to original topic.

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What People Say in Chat
New, more forward, approach to dating.
[08:07:41] jallen: ok, 1 duel then to bed, who wants a fun game?
Perfectly reasonable sounding explanation to a hacking incident.
[08:30:21] EvaRia: my friend's brother hacked into his account by accident
The job of top-50 players explained.
[17:12:09] Doichimaru: yea, but it's the job of the T50 to update [the farm list] when they change decks.
Pests. They suck.
[17:19:26] Pervepic: i sucked him with pests, worked well
I knew there was a reason why I take showers!
[17:01:32] ddevans96z: anyways, I'm going to take a shower because I suck. bbl
Um.. where exactly did you say these black holes were?
[11:38:31 PM] Malduk: i wouldnt mind black holes if there was no nymphs there that keep sucking everything several times per turn.
Pepperfish got eliminated.
[08:09:44 PM] willng3: Where is our dear pepperfish?
[08:10:12 PM] ~Napalm: xdude eliminated her
[08:10:23 PM] willng3: From chat?
Who doesn't? Chickens are lame.
[20:46:02] icecoldbro: i like cocks more
[20:46:12] Higurashi: We know, icb. We know..
What Elements players do when they are not playing Elements.
[03:50:58] Killsdazombies: i sexually harassed someone with a bag of chips
Osiris. Easy but capable.
[03:50:58][11:24:52 PM] Malduk: osiris is fine as is. he has momentum to bypass shields. one of the easier gods for sure, but perfectly capable of eating your ass
Elements players. They forget stuff.
[19:58:54] Dm1321: Question.
[19:59:08] Dm1321: I forgot.
Sometimes it's good to be prepared for a very long wait.
[21:58:01] RavingRabbid: I'm in my bed, waiting for somebody to come.
Real pros made their forum accounts 6 months before the game even existed.
[08:28:58] Afrobob: i shud have a forum account from like 2 years ago lol
The final stage of PvP.
[17:20:33] Fan of Rainbows: I'll do vagman
Top-3 tips for a new player.
[12:27:29] Dragoon1140: Again, avoid optimality. Try to get out of the mind-set of 6 of a card. Reach in to your inner bewb.
Um.. no thanks.
[22:52:33] Thatnewguy: Can I flood you in PMS?
Speedy deck help by our Deck Helpers
[09:26:30 PM] jmdt: If you send me deck ideas, I'll get to them in 203 days
Masters need to look extra pretty in chat.
[06:08:47] GirlsGeneration: meh time for makeup
[06:08:59] GirlsGeneration: bye again. will be back in about 6 hours
First of the month could be a bad day to join the chat.
[07:39:51] xn0ize: you can't Zanzarino 25 .. :\, OR CAN YA!
[07:40:34] Fredsamuel: Can we please Zanzarino it so that we don't Zanzarino to go Zanzarino quests to fight Level 6? Why can't they Zanzarino Zanzarino own button?
[07:41:06] Fredsamuel: Wait, Zanzarino ?
[07:43:31] Lava golem: is forum wars actually going to happen? or is it Zanzarino Zanzarino of the day?
[07:46:27] Remiarn: Zanzarino guys
[07:48:30] Remiarn: Zanzarino Zanzarino one
[07:48:53] Remiarn: lol damn it i Zanzarino up
[07:52:05] YawnChainHow: DK Zanzarino got countered
[07:52:45] DesertKnight: how Zanzarino did that Zanzarino ?
[07:55:20] Jappert: is this crap going to Zanzarino the entire day?
[08:16:32] DesertKnight: *raises Zanzarino * I'm out
[12:46:23] CoeCoePops: im gonna Zanzarino my pants
[08:28:20] tttt: I accidentally a whole Zanzarino, is that bad?
[08:29:25] DrunkDestroyer: I am Zanzarino interested in Zanzarino Zanzarino s Zanzarino Zanzarino his Zanzarino
[08:33:31] rowcla: Zanzarino crazy Zanzarino ?
[09:53:17] einherjar145 [»] Scaredgirl: SG is this Zanzarino Zanzarino s full of Zanzarino ?!?!?!?
[11:25:10] guest-7308: Anybody know a Zanzarino upgraded pvp Zanzarino?
[11:25:25] guest-4725: Yeah have you tried Zanzarino?
[11:26:15] teffy [»] Scaredgirl: clever, you Zanzarinod the list of "banned Zanzarinos"
[11:26:17] guest-7308: Not that funny Zanzarino a Zanzarino : /
[11:27:01] guest-4725: Perhaps if you're five Zanzarinos old.
[11:27:23] guest-4725: Although i gotta admit i chuckle Zanzarino Zanzarinos like that happen
[11:29:07] guest-4725: Is frogs and cocks still a Zanzarino rush?
[13:29:34] vrt: In a not so Zanzarinosday sense: I'm working with some folks from Call of Duty: Zanzarino at War on a new project.
[15:30:18] SpikeSpiegel: happy 1st Zanzarino to all...
[20:50:09] Higurashi: Zanzarino is funny 'cause he's a mosquito, and Zanzarino are annoying.
[02:05:33] guest-6942: SUCK MY Zanzarino
It's important to set your goals high.
[06:37:17] jaymanfu: I was just thinking to myself... one day I want to be in the "what people say in chat" thread
Actually it costs only 1.5k to upgrade. P.s. You need to make a new chat account.
[12:31:01] Minor Vampire: yay, finally hit 3k electrum
If at first you don't succeed...
[14:29:08] Jappert: I'm trying to get it up Higs :p
GG.
[00:04:48] dracomageat: seems like I have to go, gg
[00:05:02] dracomageat: wait, gg? why am I saying that?
[00:05:05] dracomageat: bye
Warmasters - too busy for love.
[09:29:29] jmdt [»]  Jappert: I've wanted to do it with Kevkev for ever, but I doubt he has the time these days.






To be continued..

[TakoMan02]

[19:11:02] TakoMan02: ‹@Jenkar› I hope you fall down a deep well with no water at the bottom. <3
[19:12:34] Jenkar: ‹@TakoMan02› ^^

[19:13:22] DesertKnight: ‹@Jocko> ...
[19:13:45] willng3: ‹@DesertKnight› What did we tell you about those dots?

[19:14:21] Jenkar: I heard you like earning badges, so I put badges in your badge so you can earn badges while you earn this badge.

[Bhlewos]

Teehee!

[01:02:04] furballdn: you can private chat yourself.
[01:02:12] furballdn: how awesome is that?
[01:03:22] furballdn: you can tell yourself how awesome you are
[01:03:26] furballdn:
[01:03:56] Bhlewos [»] Bhlewos: you're so awesome.
[01:04:04] Bhlewos [»] Bhlewos: why thank you. =]

[Time_lord_victorius]

Teehee!

[01:02:04] furballdn: you can private chat yourself.
[01:02:12] furballdn: how awesome is that?
[01:03:22] furballdn: you can tell yourself how awesome you are
[01:03:26] furballdn:
[01:03:56] Bhlewos [»] Bhlewos: you're so awesome.
[01:04:04] Bhlewos [»] Bhlewos: why thank you. =]

[pikachufan2164]

What were you thinking of?

[02:52:34 PM] willng3: SoSa, SoSa, GTFO SoG!
[02:54:36 PM] girlsgeneration: lol for second i thought willng was saying GTFO to SG

[PlayerOa]

[16:22:23] PlayerOa: Chat window shows an hour of history...
Dull chat at that moment.

[15:21:04] Ilias 22: and now black hole... 4 F.A.I.L
[15:21:35] Ilias 22: it cant get worst...
[15:22:17] Ilias 22: and this stubid arbuum nymph...
[15:22:20] Vineroz: ‹@Ilias 22› lv3?
[15:22:21] calindu221: ‹@Ilias 22› suddenly OTK
[15:22:41] morningstar: OE,OE,Arsenic. Arsenic,Arsenic,OE. OE,SoSe,SoSe. Troll slots be trolling.
[15:22:58] Ilias 22: ‹@Vineroz› yes...
[15:23:51] Ilias 22: i must win in 6 turns...
[15:24:37] Ilias 22: 5 turns...
[15:26:40] Ilias 22: yes i won he sacrifise his armagio stubid level 3 i won!!! :cool:
[15:28:29] Ilias 22: i won em in 21 strages...
[15:31:03] kevkev60614: sup chat
[15:31:21] Vineroz: ‹@kevkev60614› hi kev
[15:31:35] Antagon: hey kev
[15:31:41] calindu221: ‹@kevkev60614› hey kev
[15:31:56] Jenkar: ‹@kevkev60614› y we no have deadline?
[15:32:00] Ilias 22: ‹@kevkev60614› hi
[15:32:00] vagman13: heyia kev
[15:32:13] The Mormegil: hi kev
[15:33:01] kevkev60614: ‹@Jenkar› deadline found in the R2 thread. i'll put it in the vault doc sometime today.
[15:34:04] Jenkar: ‹@kevkev60614› akay.
[15:37:45] The Mormegil: I failed to EM a 1 hp deck. .-.
[15:38:59] morningstar: stupid Bloodshadow :@
[15:39:07] morningstar: He's got me addicted to Starduster.
[15:46:06] Jenkar: 176 poison counters. Used last SoX. Time to die.
[15:46:15] Jenkar: i hate you, stalkers.
[15:46:45] morningstar: ‹@Jenkar› shoulda packed SS/SoDs too.
[15:47:51] Jenkar: ‹@morningstar› I got 164 max.
[15:54:55] Ilias 22: bye chat
[15:56:45] The dictator: Hey all
[15:57:37] calindu221: ‹@The dictator› hey
[16:04:45] ParticleTek: It seems that I forgot my password. It was registered to my email, but I can't seem to find any place to click for recovery. Any ideas?
[16:13:53] calindu221: gtg. cya, coming back in 2 hours
[16:14:02] light_sefi: ‹@ParticleTek› e-mail zanz?
[16:14:28] ParticleTek: ty
[16:14:32] light_sefi: ‹@ParticleTek› game.elements@gmail.com
[16:22:23] PlayerOa: Chat window shows an hour of history...

[Jenkar]

[11:15:56] Robergsan: and when im logged on the forum i cant search the forum when im logged in:S
[11:16:55] Xenocidius: "Works for other things like AI3/AI2". AI2. AI Zanzarinoing 2. elementscommunity.com/forum/index.php/topic,32611
[11:33:21] light_sefi: I just colorfailed. :|
[11:56:38] TheonlyrealBeef: *necropoke*
[12:00:46] TStar: Keep your fingers to yourself tor
[12:00:50] TStar: *torb
[12:02:00] TStar: ‹@Jaymanfu› Exactly. Tourney times are crap. I wish they'd change it up
[12:15:19] Vineroz:
[12:19:35] Jaymanfu: I think ive been staring at the computer screen too much I can barely see
[12:24:15] ralouf1: hello chat
[12:24:36] Jaymanfu: hey, and goodnight
[12:54:00] vagman13: 2 hrs of history in a single screen,talking about dead chat
[13:03:18] ralouf1: lol ^^
[13:03:37] Bob001: Anger!
[13:18:52] calindu221: Ohai chat
[13:20:31] TStar: Arena has gotten much less frustrating now that I have SoSac's
[13:25:05] Jenkar: Oh god.
[13:25:59] Jenkar: Chat from 2h ago. Seriously, what the actual zanzarino.
[13:28:29] Jenkar [»] calindu221: link to War piratepad, again?
[13:28:56] calindu221 [»] Jenkar: piratepad.net/thisisthegravycave (http://piratepad.net/thisisthegravycave)

Yus, that's two hours.

[Calindu]

Jenky, give the link for us PiratePad?

[NikaZaslavsky]

[19:11:02] TakoMan02: ‹@Jenkar› I hope you fall down a deep well with no water at the bottom. <3
[19:12:34] Jenkar: ‹@TakoMan02› ^^

At least Tako doesn't want Jenky to drown!

[rosutosefi]

[11:15:56] Robergsan: and when im logged on the forum i cant search the forum when im logged in:S
[11:16:55] Xenocidius: "Works for other things like AI3/AI2". AI2. AI Zanzarinoing 2. elementscommunity.com/forum/index.php/topic,32611
[11:33:21] light_sefi: I just colorfailed. :|
[11:56:38] TheonlyrealBeef: *necropoke*
[12:00:46] TStar: Keep your fingers to yourself tor
[12:00:50] TStar: *torb
[12:02:00] TStar: ‹@Jaymanfu› Exactly. Tourney times are crap. I wish they'd change it up
[12:15:19] Vineroz:
[12:19:35] Jaymanfu: I think ive been staring at the computer screen too much I can barely see
[12:24:15] ralouf1: hello chat
[12:24:36] Jaymanfu: hey, and goodnight
[12:54:00] vagman13: 2 hrs of history in a single screen,talking about dead chat
[13:03:18] ralouf1: lol ^^
[13:03:37] Bob001: Anger!
[13:18:52] calindu221: Ohai chat
[13:20:31] TStar: Arena has gotten much less frustrating now that I have SoSac's
[13:25:05] Jenkar: Oh god.
[13:25:59] Jenkar: Chat from 2h ago. Seriously, what the actual zanzarino.
[13:28:29] Jenkar [»] calindu221: link to War piratepad, again?
[13:28:56] calindu221 [»] Jenkar: piratepad.net/thisisthegravycave (http://piratepad.net/thisisthegravycave)

Yus, that's two hours.

[19:44:36] Jenkar: elementscommunity.com/forum/index.php/topic,32299.msg441032#msg441032
[19:44:44] girlsgeneration: la
[19:45:12] girlsgeneration: do do do lalala
[19:45:25] calindu221: ‹@Jenkar› stop!
[19:45:29] calindu221: ‹@Jenkar› you kill!
[19:45:36] light_sefi: ‹@Jenkar› jenky. remove the link to gravycave!
[19:45:49] girlsgeneration: lalalalalal?
[19:45:55] calindu221: /facedesk!
[19:45:57] Jenkar: ‹@light_sefi› ‹@light_sefi› :PPP
[19:45:58] calindu221: we moving!
[19:46:22] calindu221: oh lal
[19:46:23] Jenkar: ‹@calindu221› idioooooot.
[19:46:36] Jenkar: *hands facepalm*
[19:46:39] light_sefi: ‹@Jenkar› delete all your stuff there.
[19:46:44] girlsgeneration: lalala
[19:47:28] calindu221: ‹@Jenkar› *takes facepalm*
[19:47:30] girlsgeneration: dodo lalalalalalala la
[19:47:35] light_sefi: for the sake of fairness. must. not. click.
[19:47:38] Jenkar: ‹@light_sefi›
[19:47:49] Jenkar: Click click click !

[PlayerOa]

[16:22:23] PlayerOa: Chat window shows an hour of history...
Dull chat at that moment.

[15:21:04] Ilias 22: and now black hole... 4 F.A.I.L
[15:21:35] Ilias 22: it cant get worst...
[15:22:17] Ilias 22: and this stubid arbuum nymph...
[15:22:20] Vineroz: ‹@Ilias 22› lv3?
[15:22:21] calindu221: ‹@Ilias 22› suddenly OTK
[15:22:41] morningstar: OE,OE,Arsenic. Arsenic,Arsenic,OE. OE,SoSe,SoSe. Troll slots be trolling.
[15:22:58] Ilias 22: ‹@Vineroz› yes...
[15:23:51] Ilias 22: i must win in 6 turns...
[15:24:37] Ilias 22: 5 turns...
[15:26:40] Ilias 22: yes i won he sacrifise his armagio stubid level 3 i won!!! :cool:
[15:28:29] Ilias 22: i won em in 21 strages...
[15:31:03] kevkev60614: sup chat
[15:31:21] Vineroz: ‹@kevkev60614› hi kev
[15:31:35] Antagon: hey kev
[15:31:41] calindu221: ‹@kevkev60614› hey kev
[15:31:56] Jenkar: ‹@kevkev60614› y we no have deadline?
[15:32:00] Ilias 22: ‹@kevkev60614› hi
[15:32:00] vagman13: heyia kev
[15:32:13] The Mormegil: hi kev
[15:33:01] kevkev60614: ‹@Jenkar› deadline found in the R2 thread. i'll put it in the vault doc sometime today.
[15:34:04] Jenkar: ‹@kevkev60614› akay.
[15:37:45] The Mormegil: I failed to EM a 1 hp deck. .-.
[15:38:59] morningstar: stupid Bloodshadow :@
[15:39:07] morningstar: He's got me addicted to Starduster.
[15:46:06] Jenkar: 176 poison counters. Used last SoX. Time to die.
[15:46:15] Jenkar: i hate you, stalkers.
[15:46:45] morningstar: ‹@Jenkar› shoulda packed SS/SoDs too.
[15:47:51] Jenkar: ‹@morningstar› I got 164 max.
[15:54:55] Ilias 22: bye chat
[15:56:45] The dictator: Hey all
[15:57:37] calindu221: ‹@The dictator› hey
[16:04:45] ParticleTek: It seems that I forgot my password. It was registered to my email, but I can't seem to find any place to click for recovery. Any ideas?
[16:13:53] calindu221: gtg. cya, coming back in 2 hours
[16:14:02] light_sefi: ‹@ParticleTek› e-mail zanz?
[16:14:28] ParticleTek: ty
[16:14:32] light_sefi: ‹@ParticleTek› game.elements@gmail.com
[16:22:23] PlayerOa: Chat window shows an hour of history...

Almost two hours. Where are you guys?
[14:00:08] calindu221: my youtube
[14:02:05] light_sefi: ‹@girlsgeneration› posted it on facebook. but it doesn't work there. D:
[14:06:21] Longd: s2.
[14:09:04] Longd: my s2 hates chat. :(I have to go to wIndows and come back to get keypad off
[14:10:06] Longd: also not bad, yourself jenkar?
[14:10:41] calindu221: gtg chat, cya!
[14:11:18] Longd: peave
[14:11:53] Malignant: POOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[14:12:50] Longd: gotta eatem all!
[14:14:17] light_sefi: ‹@Malignant› you missed the trolling session
[14:16:42] Longd: well I have work soon, peace.
[14:22:05] Jenkar: Om nom nom pokey.
[14:22:18] Jenkar: ‹@Malignant› MALIBU
[14:22:26] Jenkar: *eats pokemons*
[14:29:41] light_sefi: Crap turned into something less crappy. elementscommunity.com/forum/index.php/topic,32613.new.html#new
[14:44:51] light_sefi: zomg. skull shield killed 2 FFQ's
[14:45:06] light_sefi: on their first attacks
[14:50:51] light_sefi: ‹@light_sefi› lol nice sefi
[14:51:10] light_sefi: *pokes chat*
[14:52:07] light_sefi: :sad:
[15:04:30] PlayerOa: ~
[15:11:52] Odii Odsen: Hey all
[15:12:08] PlayerOa: ‹@Odii Odsen› Hey
[15:17:41] Higurashi: Augh.. Wadurrknight is at it again.
[15:18:13] Odii Odsen: question because of war:
[15:18:51] Odii Odsen: Death and fire have a modifier? card penalty (-3 and -6) why?
[15:26:26] PlayerOa: ‹@Odii Odsen› Subs
[15:26:48] PlayerOa: I believe?
[15:38:21] vagman13: god damn,plat is filled with SPlat counters
[15:40:29] MatrimKK: lulz xD
[15:40:53] MatrimKK: -6 for sub (no salvage)
[15:40:57] vagman13: Shh Matrim,I wtfpwnd your deck earlier
[15:41:10] MatrimKK: -3 deck err?
[15:41:45] Malignant: 22-0 in Gold. Yay.
[15:51:03] kevkev60614: sup chat
[15:52:17] PlayerOa: ‹@kevkev60614› Hey!^^

[Bhlewos]

Jenkar...smh