Who doesnt love: "singlefatherwithnokids"? what?
grouchyoldfart has been seen plenty of times.
Also: "mypasswordismyusername"
That last username is lying, I tried.

I won one and lost one against grouchyoldfart today.
I find it incredibly difficult to face yourself though, not sure why. I have once though, and I instantly quit and thumbed up lol to save time.