The "Amihotornot' thread!

[Wardead]

Damn, we should do this more often!

Agreed.  Let's totally start an 'amihotornot' thread.

 


Do you want to know how people think about your looks? Well ask away and our best experts will ....analyze you!

[Bhlewos]

I've had a skin condition my entire life resulting in green scales all over my body and cat-like pupils. Recently my scales have hardened resulting in my appearance becoming similar to that of a lizardman. Close friends and family have suggested that I apply for a role in the new Spider-man movie, but I was turned down for having bad posture.

I have been feeling down lately and was recently diagnosed with depression. I desperately need the honest opinions of the Elements community. Am I hot or not?

[Higurashi]

No. Depression is -not- sexy, no matter what trendy emos will tell you.

[YoungSot]

Lol at the conveniently edited Essence quote.

And yeah, if everyone who posted on this thread was already completely confident in their appearance and just did it for the lulz, it would be fine.
But I can guarantee you that won't be the case for many participants. It's a bad idea.

[Bhlewos]

If I were more confident, do you think I would be? A childhood of Disney movies tells me people love what's on the inside, but in today's cynical world I find it hard to believe in fairytales.

[Higurashi]

Lol at the conveniently edited Essence quote.

And yeah, if everyone who posted on this thread was already completely confident in their appearance and just did it for the lulz, it would be fine.
But I can guarantee you that won't be the case for many participants. It's a bad idea.

I was glad to see it was posted in the Humour board when Warry posted it in chat.

@Bhlewos: Totally. You could definitely find a Lizardman fangirl among the almost 7 billion people in the world. If nothing else, you will for sure find a Lizardman fanboy. Not so much a boy as a sweaty middle-aged neckbeard, but still.

[Chromatophore]

A childhood of Disney movies tells me people love what's on the inside

Even the beast from beauty&the beast was pretty good looking.   A bit furry, yes, but he wasn't like horribly disfigured or anything.

[Higurashi]

True. He had very shiny fur and good posture. Plus, his saliva is bound to be very clean.

Now that I think about it, his teeth are whiter than mine. Whiter than chalk.

[Bhlewos]

Thanks! Your advice was very helpful, and enlightening. I'm glad I could find someone who could help me with my condition. And I'll take a sweaty middle-aged neckbeard if I need to, it's better than nothing.

I'll see what I can do about the saliva. That'll be a bit of a challenge.

[YoungSot]

Thanks! Your advice was very helpful, and enlightening. I'm glad I could find someone who could help me with my condition. And I'll take a sweaty middle-aged neckbeard if I need to, it's better than nothing.

I'll see what I can do about the saliva. That'll be a bit of a challenge.

You sound pretty hot, but I can't be sure without a pic. You should post one.

[Bhlewos]

My 8th birthday party. We played hide and seek.

[Higurashi]

Oh man, I wanna ride you. In what way.. I'll leave up in the air.