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Title: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Wardead on July 13, 2011, 07:46:24 pm
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Damn, we should do this more often!
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Agreed.  Let's totally start an 'amihotornot' thread.
 


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Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Bhlewos on July 13, 2011, 07:47:53 pm
I've had a skin condition my entire life resulting in green scales all over my body and cat-like pupils. Recently my scales have hardened resulting in my appearance becoming similar to that of a lizardman. Close friends and family have suggested that I apply for a role in the new Spider-man movie, but I was turned down for having bad posture.

I have been feeling down lately and was recently diagnosed with depression. I desperately need the honest opinions of the Elements community. Am I hot or not?
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Higurashi on July 13, 2011, 07:53:59 pm
No. Depression is -not- sexy, no matter what trendy emos will tell you.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: YoungSot on July 13, 2011, 07:54:43 pm
Lol at the conveniently edited Essence quote.

And yeah, if everyone who posted on this thread was already completely confident in their appearance and just did it for the lulz, it would be fine.
But I can guarantee you that won't be the case for many participants. It's a bad idea.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Bhlewos on July 13, 2011, 07:55:31 pm
If I were more confident, do you think I would be? A childhood of Disney movies tells me people love what's on the inside, but in today's cynical world I find it hard to believe in fairytales.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Higurashi on July 13, 2011, 07:58:54 pm
Lol at the conveniently edited Essence quote.

And yeah, if everyone who posted on this thread was already completely confident in their appearance and just did it for the lulz, it would be fine.
But I can guarantee you that won't be the case for many participants. It's a bad idea.
I was glad to see it was posted in the Humour board when Warry posted it in chat.

@Bhlewos: Totally. You could definitely find a Lizardman fangirl among the almost 7 billion people in the world. If nothing else, you will for sure find a Lizardman fanboy. Not so much a boy as a sweaty middle-aged neckbeard, but still.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Chromatophore on July 13, 2011, 08:01:01 pm
A childhood of Disney movies tells me people love what's on the inside
Even the beast from beauty&the beast was pretty good looking.   A bit furry, yes, but he wasn't like horribly disfigured or anything.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Higurashi on July 13, 2011, 08:02:10 pm
True. He had very shiny fur and good posture. Plus, his saliva is bound to be very clean.

Now that I think about it, his teeth are whiter than mine. Whiter than chalk.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Bhlewos on July 13, 2011, 08:06:02 pm
Thanks! Your advice was very helpful, and enlightening. I'm glad I could find someone who could help me with my condition. And I'll take a sweaty middle-aged neckbeard if I need to, it's better than nothing.

I'll see what I can do about the saliva. That'll be a bit of a challenge.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: YoungSot on July 13, 2011, 08:54:46 pm
Thanks! Your advice was very helpful, and enlightening. I'm glad I could find someone who could help me with my condition. And I'll take a sweaty middle-aged neckbeard if I need to, it's better than nothing.

I'll see what I can do about the saliva. That'll be a bit of a challenge.
You sound pretty hot, but I can't be sure without a pic. You should post one.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Bhlewos on July 13, 2011, 09:34:09 pm
(http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy150/BhlewosAQW/ElementsTheGame/hot_or_not.png)

My 8th birthday party. We played hide and seek.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Higurashi on July 13, 2011, 09:35:52 pm
Oh man, I wanna ride you. In what way.. I'll leave up in the air.
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Essence on July 13, 2011, 09:40:04 pm
(http://www.makudive.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/kurt.jpg.w300h400.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: coinich on July 14, 2011, 10:22:13 am
Now alls I can think of is Blazing Saddles skits.  Well done. :D
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: baa410 on July 14, 2011, 03:10:24 pm
I've had a skin condition my entire life resulting in green scales all over my body and cat-like pupils. Recently my scales have hardened resulting in my appearance becoming similar to that of a lizardman. Close friends and family have suggested that I apply for a role in the new Spider-man movie, but I was turned down for having bad posture.

I have been feeling down lately and was recently diagnosed with depression. I desperately need the honest opinions of the Elements community. Am I hot or not?
I haven't seen any screenshots of argonians in Skyrim so far so....
Title: Re: The "Amihotornot' thread!
Post by: Camoninja on July 14, 2011, 03:22:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ozLx0.jpg)

Please tell me I'm hot. That was really really uncomfortable.
blarg: