Pop-Culture/Media Cards

[regen2k9]

So I was thinking it could be funny if we made fake cards making fun of pop-culture/current media events and people.  You can use Xenocidius's card builder to make the cards (http://xenocidius.allalla.com/cardimagebuilder/index.html), or you can just write out a text based version. 

I was inspired by Naesala's "I summon Myself" thread: http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,36060.msg484504#msg484504)

I'll start first:

[tempalt3]

How do you make these cards?

[mesaprotector]

Facebook: Drain all quanta from your opponent.

[NikaZaslavsky]

Facebook: Drain all quanta from your opponent.

No. Imgur/Reddit: drain all quanta from your opponent.

[regen2k9]

How do you make these cards?

Click on the card builder link that I posted and then upload whatever pic/background pic you want!

[Naesala]

Ha! Glad I inspired someone. if my thread goes nowhere maybe this one will

[KiLLjoY]

[regen2k9]

I lol'd so hard

[tempalt3]

why

[drolly]

Great idea, that's a good way to get some forum posts without having to design serious cards ...

Now it's already an old story and I don't know how much of it is known outside of Germany but I couldn't resist to design this card along with its obvious upgrade:
If you don't get it immediately, read the introduction of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Theodor_zu_Guttenberg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Theodor_zu_Guttenberg).

[tempalt3]

for the 7|2 why 10 dark quantum. Plus dark don't use light. Maybe Death

[drolly]

Well, to explain my ideas a little:

• Why Darkness Quantum?
  - Because the main theme is plagiarism, which is to be considered some kind of "stealing".
• What does the ATK stat mean?
  - Political influence. Guttenberg became Minister of Defence once and was one of the most popular politicians in Germany. But he wasn't a "hard hitter" like a dragon, one could say.
• What does the HP stat mean?
  - Risk of being "destroyed", i.e. having to give up your political career. That happened rather quickly in 2011.
• Why produce light quanta?
  - Well, what else should Charisma give? Plus, this underlines the extreme contrast between being an acclaimed politician and having plagiarised most parts of one's doctoral thesis.
• What does the card cost mean?
  - Cost to "summon" the politician and estimated "value". Who wouldn't want such a card in one's cabinet? And if the unupped variant existed in the game for real, it would still be OP with a cost of 10 quanta due to its awesome skill Plagiarism (just imagine: decking out would become impossible and Mindgates would be superfluos).