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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg345225#msg345225
« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2011, 02:11:52 am »
Improved Freeze|Improved Congeal
Type: Spell
Cost: 12 :water |15 :water
Your opponent's internet browser is not responding|Your opponent's computer lags
This spell consumes all your  :water quanta left.
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg472880#msg472880
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2012, 04:11:37 am »
Absurdity | Rage-quit

Type : Spell

Effect : Drain all remaining quanta. The game is now broken.


Repulsion | Isolation

Type : Spell

Effect : This game cannot be watched by spectators

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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg472882#msg472882
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2012, 04:34:04 am »
Necro | Necro
Spell
5 :death
Revive a post thats 6 montes old|Revive a post of any age
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg472883#msg472883
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2012, 04:35:11 am »
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg472995#msg472995
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2012, 06:24:29 pm »
card: shake
type: spell
effect: let creature smoke, becomes stoned for 2 turns and does not attack. Sell to opponent for 20 coins.

upgraded
card: bud
type: spell
effect: you and your opponent smoke it and both realize that this fighting is pointless and decide to take up guitar instead. sell for 400 coins.
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg472999#msg472999
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2012, 07:01:21 pm »
Made this a long time ago:

Yes, you lose, but with honor.
Thanks to the zero cost it is especially useful under quanta lock conditions.
(Temporarily?) retired from the game.

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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg473094#msg473094
« Reply #54 on: March 22, 2012, 03:21:22 am »
Made this a long time ago:

Yes, you lose, but with honor.
Thanks to the zero cost it is especially useful under quanta lock conditions.
Suddenly, you are silenced.

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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg477328#msg477328
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2012, 10:50:26 pm »
Got tired of grinding today, so I hung around in chat for some time. willng3 and Jenkar were thinking about how to toast Phoenixes when I won 2 Phoenixes from an Arena deck, which inspired me to give it a try. My first draft got well-received, so I decided to conserve it here. dracomageat had the idea to emphasize the fiery theme by adding some tabasco.

So here it is, obtainable for only 71 :electrum at your local bazaar:
« Last Edit: April 10, 2012, 03:56:59 pm by drolly »
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg522738#msg522738
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2012, 08:45:56 am »

NAME:
Power Level
ELEMENT:
Fire
COST:
75 :fire
TYPE:
Spell
ATK|HP:


TEXT:
Target creature gains +9001/+0
NAME:
Power Level
ELEMENT:
Fire
COST:
75 :fire
TYPE:
Spell
ATK|HP:


TEXT:
Target creature gains +9003/+0


ART:
Akira Toriyama
IDEA:
The Internet
NOTES:


SERIES:




(I chose to give this thread a necrobump rather than start a new thread.  Please feel free to flame me if I chose poorly.)
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg523235#msg523235
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2012, 06:26:28 am »
Flamer | Troll
4 :fire | 7 :rainbow
Permanent
:fire :fire Flame: Target human generates profanity and gains 0|-3 each turn. | 2 Troll: Target human gains +10|-10 and generates 2 profanity each turn
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg523303#msg523303
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2012, 03:23:07 pm »
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Re: Funny card ideas https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=22864.msg524560#msg524560
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2012, 01:00:55 pm »


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