Dear comunity

[slovenc555]

Dear player, because he/she/(possibly)it hates you.

Dear comunity, why doesn't the owner realise that sig. isn't as good as mine?

[TheOwner]

Dear Player, because it isn't mine works much better if you were there though.

Dear Community, why does Kobisjeruk hate me?  He called me Autistic.....

[Svenningen]

Dear player, look at it as a compliment, autistic might be good..

Dear community, am I win=?

[guolin]

Dear Player, you won at failing.

Dear Community, are SG and Zanz really in a romance?

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear Player, LMFAO, I come from 2 weeks away and there are rumors that SG and Zanz are together!!..... but now I think about it, maybe there is something!! :O zOMG!! but idk :L

Dear Community, Have I missed much in the last 2 weeks?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, you missed zanz in chat giving away nymphs to anyone who asked.

Dear comunity, do you wish that was true too?

[guolin]

Dear player, that rumor was true. I assume you missed it, then?

Dear community, why is my sister so immature?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, wake up and realise that that's your brother.

Dear comunity, why did the porcupine cross the road?

[harry959]

Dear player, because the chicken was on break
Dear community, what is the cure to the common cold?

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear Player, The common heat

Dear Community, who thinks the new card in development 'Nightmare' (fill the opponents hand with the creature of your choice) is seriously way too OP?

[Eredale]

Dear Player, Reverse Time is your friend

Dear Community, what's that smell?

[slovenc555]

Dear player, try taking a shower.

Dear comunity, will anyone like What would you do?