Dear comunity

[Fixari]

Dear player, why is one of the 5 W's, along with Who, What, When, and Where.

Dear community, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Ant-n-ero]

Dear player, I believe that has already been asked >.> 
I think it was something about chuck norris :| lol

Dear Community, does this always have to be a question?

[Wardead]

Dear player, yes.

Dear community, What?

[Xinef]

Dear player, because.

Dear community, why are you dear?

[icybraker]

Dear player, because Icybraker is part of the community.

Dear community, how long is this thread going to last?

[Xinef]

Dear player, until you are no longer part of the community (which will never happen due to the very nature of aether). Because without you, the community would not be dear so this thread would no longer make sense.

Dear community, does this thread make sense?

[dekskose]

DEAR XINEF YOU WILL DIE
Dear community who will kill Xinef

[Fixari]

Dear player, since Xinef is the Master of Time, killing him/her will result in paradoxes galore. It would be wise to wait until his/her time as Master is over before attempting anything.

Dear community, is it just me, or is that answer odd?

[Wardead]

Dear player, None.

Dear community, Am I getting nicer or meaner?

[Xinef]

Dear player, you are not getting, you are losing.

Dear community, how often should I feed my dragons with antimatter?



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Dear player, since Xinef is the Master of Time, killing him/her will result in paradoxes galore. It would be wise to wait until his/her time as Master is over before attempting anything.

My as Master will never be over because I am loyal to . And, ironically, I am immortal
As much as I'd like to see those paradoxes galore, I guess destroying itself would be impossible because without there would be no change, so it would be impossible to change from the state of "There is " into a state "There is no "
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[implosion]

Dear player, twice a day: once in the morning so they don't attack you, once before going to bed so they attack everyone else overnight.

Dear community, what element is going to come in last place in the war?

[icybraker]

Dear player, , because implosion's in it.

Dear community, is this (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,7188.0.html) card balanced?