Good games.

[Absol]

So i guess we're finished this war, eh?
Well, of course! Stupid Absol.
Shush! Voice in my head, begone!
Nope, still here.
*sigh* well, i want to say one or two words here.
Then just say it!
*zaps second voice* Well, i'll start. First, i want to thank TorB for considering me worthy of 5 cards. I would also apologize for my performance during the War.
What do you mean, bad? You won against 10 men's sub! You also won against Vine!
Yes, but i lost against Mesa and against SpikeSpiegel.
Well, i blame the RNG and WMs judgment on that duel against Mesa. As for the one against Spike, well it's just that you're so stupid.
Thank you, i appreciate the sarcasm. Still, i could have won that game against Mesa. As for the one against Spike, i could have won that if i'm not so idiot when playing and calculate the quanta for bolt accordingly.
That's why you're stupid.
You're welcome.
TorB, don't pick this noob here again for next war. He doesn't even worth 1 card.
No u.
*sigh* whatever.
Well, it was fun serving you. I hope i can join next war, either in Team again or Team . Or maybe Team .
Just say you're okay with any team.
I'm okay with any team.
Good.

Second, a few words to Rutarete, our assassin. You're awesome. You have 75% winrate, and even that one match you lost was close. The one vs Hyroen.
But you're an idiot for losing it.
Now that's not nice. Say sorry.
Sorry.
Good. Well, you're a morale boost in the group as i see it, so thanks for the performance AND the morale.
So thank you, even if you lost a game.
*zaps second voice again*

Next, bogtro. Yeah, we rarely meet in the chat. I blame the timezone for this one.
You sure like blaming something else.
Yeah. Well, good games. At least we learned something from this War.
That is, to not get slaughtered during Round 3.
Hey, Rule of 3.
Doesn't work that way. Stupid.
But at least we managed to get to Round 7, which is an achievement in itself.
If you say so.

Next, ji412jo. You just have a bad luck this War, as you said. You are awesome. We just need more offerings for the RNGoddess.
He means your luck sucks.
And mine too, so shut up.
Okay.
Don't listen to him, he's just crazy. In fact, he's the one who made me insane.
I'm here because you're insane, not the other way around!
Oh, is that so?
Yes. You'll be used to it.

Anyway, this one goes to Wizardcat.
But he's not even here!
So? Can't i say what i think of him?
Well, if you wish, then.
We don't see each other often, so i don't know you much. From what i see, you're the silent and serious type.
So you can't make fun of him.
Isn't it you who always make fun of our comrades?
...
Yeah. Well, now that you're away, have some life. Also, good luck in life.
That's all?
That's all.

Spoiler for Disclaimer:

I do not intend to offend anyone. This is just for fun. If you're offended, i sincerely apologize.

Well, good games, everyone.

Also, can we now abandon our chatpad?

[Rutarete]

That was a good read. Thanks for your kind words Absol