"Oh, hey, awesomegamer9."
"Hey."
"I put a farm deck just for you."
"Gee, thanks." (Sees Aether Pillars, plays Crimson Drags and whatnot)
"Take it a little slower." (Plays Phase Shields)
"Meh, fine. What do you have for me, anyways?"
"Shards and stuff."
"Cool. I got to afk for 30 seconds, be back."
(Opponent plays Fractals and Ball Lightnings. Guy comes back. Sees that he lost.)
"WHAT THE F***"
You gotta love this deck.
If the Fractal comes into the game in this form, this is the new deck for EVERYTHING.