Ladies, Gentlemen, People of the world!
The latest technology, the most ancient skills and the lack of artistic talent have brought something new to the world.
Something REVOLUTIONARY
Yessir, this is the thing you have been waiting for.
Well, WAIT NO LONGER!
Number 15 here, yes, number 15, is a Fog shield, that has decided to become a TURTLE SHIELD!
The original Fog Shield advertised itself as blocking 40% of all attacks. It failed to mention that this 40% would happen at the MOST CRITICAL of times, making it powerful and risky at the same time. But now, it has been mixed with the consistent turtle shield. So not only will it block so many and so few attacks it seems statistically impossible, it will stay good ol' and Reliable .
Now, ladies, gentlemen, for the mesly price of one vote, it can be yours. Just think of what you could do with that! For one vote, the gentleman with the HANDSOME suit, it could be yours. And you lady, the one with the GORGEOUS eyes. Yes you, don't blush, be proud. And for just ONE vote you could have this Fog-Turtle shield, which would go beautifully with your blue dress, and give you an attractive muscular arm. Just for one vote! And you gentleman, yes you with the BEAUTIFUL..... erm.. I'm sure you could use one too sir.
Oh yes, no pushing or shoving, please form a neat and orderly line in front of my assistant who would be DELIGHTED to help you, provided you give one little vote for number 15.
One vote fellas, Remeber the number, 15. One vote, and a Good Day to you all!
