From the Diary of RavingRabbid,
Day 20 dollars.
Why did I even choose to be a general?
By the way, people have been working nicely, we're ready to play.
"Can you please check if everything's alright?"
"Sure do!"
Warmaster Mithcairion checked vault, everything looked fine. Meanwhile, Google Docs decides he's worth more than being a simple vault.
"Time to start a duel phase!"
"I'm going to lose, just because I'm facing 10 men."
*chirp* "Don't sleep! Don't sleep!"
*attacks Darkness* "Niiice, one more win by me and we get a relic."
"Meanwhile all I got was losing. Sanctuaries against Nightmare. I hate 10 men."
"I also hate 10 men. He's always going to counter us, no matter what."
"Good job Spiel."
"When are you playing?"
"Now."
And Kuro inevitably lost to Fractix.
D:
"I hate fire."
"Guys, I accidentaly bashed a guy's face with a Pandemonium."
"And all I got was a lost game"
Turns out, I actually won in first round, it's the first time it happens. I hope SnoWeb doesn't mind too much losing to an Italian. About Italians and SnoWeb, where's Spike?
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
"Dammit, pinecone. It's dangerous to go outside alone, take this" *hands Immosaora* "Team, I'm going afk for the deckbuilding phase of Round 2. Enjooooy!"
I don't actually know what happened. Well... I do. Nothing happened.
*3 HOURS BEFORE DEADLINE*
"Must... make... decks."
"No one was active. I hate inactives".
Round went gruesomely bad. This was to be expected.
"Now, guys, move your lazy asses off! Time to build decks! TIKO HAND ME MY GLASSES!"
*chirp*
"TIKO; THE GLASSES"
"Stop screaming, Rav."
"What are you doing here? Where's Tiko!"
"Tiko took a Real Life to his head, I'm taking his place."
"Fair enough, just contain yourself and don't make anything explode."
*proceeds to build a novabow with 4 explosions*
"I think a Sanctuary Stall may work nicely here."
"Can I use something too?"
"Here, take this Dark Duo."
"Slaugther, Revenge, Slaughter."
"When Sevs and Kuro get back on, I have assigned Poison and Wings to them. I'll get some PUgons-"
That round, I was the only one who lost.
Incredible, Tiko going afk and a positive round again, repeating War#3.
I just hope to not repeat those two rounds.
"You guys work better without me."
"Ding Dong. You got hit by an assassin, and I've decided to halve one of your best decks!"
"Thanks kev. Also thanks for seeding us against three generals."
"No problem. NOW DANCE FOR ME."
"I accidentally the vault."
"You what? Is that bad?"
"The vault."
The vault was fixed, and decks were made. Sadly, all our round gave us was a brutal 2-4, meaning we were left with three decks. With 4 Toads, 4 Crawlers and 2 Dragons.
"You're facing 10 men! AGAIN!"
"Fine, you hate us."
"You can now discard a Steal and a Dagger, too!"
"So nice of you."
"Also three card penalty!"
"Wat."
"You didn't discard for the event card during R1."
"But... I got Mith to check."
Turns out, the discarded card magically disappeared at one point.
Sadly, we were nonetheless mortally screwed, as we got paired against the top three teams.
Time to hide under some more debris.
See ya next war, people.
