Vote for the best Propaganda Topic!

[DrunkDestroyer]

I'm finding it difficult to believe that Darkness' propaganda is that much better than Aether's. The Darkness page is very...'meh' to me.

And It also seems that the community is voting for humorous ones (which I love, so don't take this badly) over more serious ones. This may change the types of propaganda in the next war, if this trend is continued.

[Sir Valimont]

If Entropy wins at the end of the day, I promise to stop rhyming the rest of the way.

How's THAT for an incentive? Well at least it's inventive ...

[Glitch]

If Entropy wins at the end of the day, I promise to stop rhyming the rest of the way.

How's THAT for an incentive? Well at least it's inventive ...

Actually, it's paradoxal.

While I hate how poor you are a rhyming (it's forced and ruins the flow), Zeru is /also/ rally bad at it.  Neither of you understand syllables.  So a vote for entropy is like choosing the pot over the kettle because it isn't black.

Not that I planned on voting for anything other than life, anyway.

[Sir Valimont]

Actually, it's paradoxal.

While I hate how poor you are a rhyming (it's forced and ruins the flow), Zeru is /also/ rally bad at it.  Neither of you understand syllables.  So a vote for entropy is like choosing the pot over the kettle because it isn't black.

Not that I planned on voting for anything other than life, anyway.

Really? I thought rhyming had nothing to do with meter.

Or maybe it's a good idea for you to pick a fight with me. It's not like I'm eloquent ... or a published author in two languages ... by all means let's keep it up ...

[plastiqe]

Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Vote For Darkness

5)  Bigger is better, our badass propaganda thread is the biggest.

4)  Star (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,13551.msg191661#msg191661) Wars (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,13551.msg191718#msg191718) rapping

3)  We start with the smallest vault, we need more cards!

2)  Due to so much Darkness related aggression our propaganda thread was actually locked at one point, war is a mean buisiness

And the biggest reason why you'd better vote for team Darkness

1)  ...if you ever want to see one of your card ideas make it past the crucible again.

[Glitch]

Actually, it's paradoxal.

While I hate how poor you are a rhyming (it's forced and ruins the flow), Zeru is /also/ rally bad at it.  Neither of you understand syllables.  So a vote for entropy is like choosing the pot over the kettle because it isn't black.

Not that I planned on voting for anything other than life, anyway.

Really? I thought rhyming had nothing to do with meter.

Or maybe it's a good idea for you to pick a fight with me. It's not like I'm eloquent ... or a published author in two languages ... by all means let's keep it up ...

Oh I will.

Meter is the /most/ important part of rhyme, and as the official loremaster of WoE and the winner of every writing contest I've ever taken part in, I'm feeling pretty cocky.

Now, some say that they best me in verse
Oh dear.
But I believe that it must be rehearsed,
You hear?
For simply tacking on rhyme
without taking the needed time
 is such a lyrical crime
my ears wish you would rather you just mime.

But I digress.

Perhaps you are well written,
 but I'd rather my wrists slit than
being tied to the chair I sit in
and be forced to hear your shit, man.

[TimerClock14]

oh please: make war, not rhymes. not here not now, get with the times! We are voting for the best boaster, so put some bread in the toaster. While you wait, decided is your fate in the pairings for round one, oh yea there's a ton!  fair or unfair might your pairing be, but winning is no harder than climbing a tree! Just get the right deck, give it a check, and unstiff your neck! That's all there is too it, there's no point in making a pun, just have fun and use your wit! Enough with the blah blah and start making the haha!

[smuglapse]

Anybody want a peanut?

[Sir Valimont]

Anybody want a peanut?

Hahahahaha ... omg I laughed so loudly at this I had to apologize to the rest of the office. Hilarious!

[Dragoon]

Anybody want a peanut?

Haha, that was a pretty awesome movie. Great quote.

[icecoldbro]

aether i guess but it seems kinda hard for us to win at least in propaganda

[Nyma]

Oh I will.

Meter is the /most/ important part of rhyme, and as the official loremaster of WoE and the winner of every writing contest I've ever taken part in, I'm feeling pretty cocky.

Now, some say that they best me in verse
Oh dear.
But I believe that it must be rehearsed,
You hear?
For simply tacking on rhyme
without taking the needed time
 is such a lyrical crime
my ears wish you would rather you just mime.

But I digress.

Perhaps you are well written,
 but I'd rather my wrists slit than
being tied to the chair I sit in
and be forced to hear your shit, man.

I have a question for you Gl1tch, Good Sir;
Do you name us the pot or the kettle?
 I presume; pot? Since you’ve begun to stir
Good, you’re in the kitchen, the heat is on; careful!

Because good sir, it is brung.

Your first mistake lies in fundamentals,
You imply that we must abide these rules?
Poetry accepts no laws and has no bridles
last I checked poetry is not for tools.

But if you wish to speak of rules, I’m game,
Let no one say I’m unreasonable
To which rules should we make our word selfsame?
Whoa, Wait! Who even gave you the gavel?!


edit: woops added the spoiler tag, it was a long post without XD