...and a whole box of pun
Once upun a Time, in the beautipun land of the Nippun country, there was a weapun smith known as Punkratz. He had a pet punther that he found somewhere in Pundemonium. Once they went to a marketpunce in a nearby town of Washingpun to buy some goods like punpernickel bread and some punpkins. They met a punny little newbie on their way, who was pundering upun how to beat AI1 with his pundragon deck. They helpund him by punvincing him to take some more pundulums. They expunrienced a lot of other puntastic adventures together, and lived happunily ever after.
Argh... writing punesy is not easy.