Since no one else wants Blacksmith, team
is going to pick him up simply to flex on our opponents. We clearly do not need him after the last two rounds in which team
went 7-1 and dominated everyone. Our victory will look even more impressive after throwing away 13 vault cards that are actually quite needed to make a certain deck that I plan on trashing.
@Blacksmith
Our team welcomes you greatly and you will be treated well. However, you must come to realize your position on our team. Your value is equivalent to a relic. You offer a nice boost to team spirit and will upgrade team morale (which is non-existent since we never communicate), but ultimately you offer nothing more than taking up space in a deck that could be filled with much better options.
That logic is the exact reason why our starting vault had 0 relics in it (which you will see is true when you gain access to our vault). I bamboozled all our opponents into thinking relics were good by using them extensively in Trials. Like I told others in chat, War is won psychologically, the actual cards in the deck only account for 10% of the victory. Everyone else started playing War when vault building began. I started prepping months before, sowing the seeds of destruction long before my opponents would realize that they were all too late to even come close to challenging the greatness of team
.
Additionally, if you, Blacksmith, do end up on our team, you must be warned. We do 0 testing. The only one on our team who tests is kaempfer13 and he is no longer with us. When vault building began, he would continuously question my deck choices and ask if I tested them. I lied to him and told him I tested them all but I never actually tested any of them. Testing is a sign that you don't have a complete understanding of the game. Testing means you cannot look at a deck and already know it's strengths and weaknesses. Testing is a sign of weakness. Team
does NOT test decks.
Second, do not expect to talk to Annele. She shows up to her game and she wins. That's all she does. That's all she needs to do. That's all she ever will do. That's why she's so great and that's why I made sure to outbid TorB for a player that's basically afk.
Third, I'm tired of having to leak my decks to my opponents through copious amounts of PMs. You will be taking over this role and strategically leaking our decks for the round to various opponents at various times. This is a very precise and very VERY IMPORTANT part of our war strategy. I will be guiding you through this process so that you don't mess it up.
Lastly, I need you to start figuring out how to make a viable light stall deck with the new market. I am currently transmuting the cards we need to make a good light stall but I hate stalls and I hate building stalls, so I refuse to waste my precious time optimizing a stupid 40+ card deck. However, we're going to need it for the showdown with
in the final rounds of War. We don't need it to beat
, but we do need it to troll TheonlyrealBeef because he thought he could beat me in trials by spamming light stall against me. So we will spit in his face and laugh at him by playing only light stalls against him in the final rounds of War.
That is all. Have a good day. I hope the WMs expedite this process.
